dont watch this - 6/28/18

[LightEmittingDiode]

Hooktube link: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=VJj1wV5CQ2E

- starts off video letting us know they are going out to eat (shocker)
- going to Becky's sister's house
- wearing a new "shirt" (read: it's actually a dress)
- her bra shows in the back, that's why she wears cardigans y'all
- no footage from the sister's house
- Amber admits she sucks at vlogging
- next day: taking Becky's nephew to an arcade
- Becky has a hat that says "Raging Lesbian" as if that needed pointing out
- Amber and Becky haven't colored in MONTHS y'all so Amber bought Becky a Spongebob coloring book
- Amber has hit ANOTHER "new highest weight" (but doesn't say what it is yet)
- "I need to do a program that I know works" lol
- wants to go back on Weight Watchers but knows she doesn't ever stick to it
- will tell us her new highest weight at the end of the vlog
- next day: doesn't tell us her weight

 

[foodiebloobie]

Place your bets now on how much she actually weighs.

I say 520

 

[Azshara]

she doesn't even actually tell us her new weight, what a bitch

 

[89elbees]

Her most riveteen content yet. Says she has a new starting weight but doesn't ever say what it is. Probably going back on weight watchers because she "knows it works." Has some "personal problems" that she wants our thoughts and prayers for. My guess is tension with the boys.

 

[Git]

Lol, she has makeup on to hide her racoon diabeetus eyes this time.

 

[Okkervils]

New weight:

Spoiler

FAT-ter

 

[Whatthefuck]

So, TIL that "being busy" means coloring and going to an arcade. Neat.

 

[Owlflaps]

At this point, bitch might as well be 593 lbs.

 

[Not me]

oh boy, there are so many things I want to say something to.

Wants a program that she knows will work. I thought she had all the knowledge???

I'm all for adult coloring but that spongebob coloring book is :autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism: as hell. Come on Becky get if over with and enroll in kindergarden already. Not sure about Beckys age. Anyone want to enlight me?

And final:

Fatty McFat Fat

 

[Whatthefuck]

At this point, bitch might as well be 593 lbs.

I mean, after 500, does it even really matter? All aboard the train to Bedbound Town!

 

[89elbees]

And about her looking for a program that works, I don't know what's so cosmic about the concept of weight loss. Eat less than you burn. Takes 5 seconds to plug your shit in a calculator to find out how many calories you burn in a day, and an extra 10 seconds before you eat to glance at the calories on the back of your prepackaged slop and add them up. she even has a fitbit which would help exponentially with the whole thing

 

[pickleniggo]

Today’s humblebrag: “I like to surprise Becky.” Yeah...quality gorlfriend material, Amber. Meanwhile Becky is her literal caretaker.
Today’s lie: Saying she has nothing to film at Becky’s family’s house but in reality she’s not allowed to.
Today’s non-acknowledgement of Kiwifarms: The fact that she’s wearing a cardigan because her bra is ready to burst from the back.
Today’s repeat: Back to weight watchers, y’all. Place your bets on when that will go out the window again.

 

[Not me]

I mean, after 500, does it even really matter? All aboard the train to Bedbound Town!

As far as I can see it already started. Who tells us all she claims to have happened is true? I see 100% of the video is sitting, sooooo

spelling

 

[Long time lurker]

didn't she made at least one other video with the same title?

Also, how much is she hurting for money to try that low of a clickbait?

Her new "starting" weight is probably the number she said by accident a few videos ago. Which, by now, isn't accurate anymore as she (surprise!) gained more after that.

The "personal problem" is probably the boys pressuring for rent+utilities money and Becky reminding her that she quit her job because Amber said she could take care of the bills.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Oh, and Becky doesn't need a hat to advertise that she's a raging lesbian. We know, gorl, we know. Your entire aesthetic is based on being the butchest butch in the KY Lesbian Wife Swap.

 

[Not me]

on being the butchest butch in the KY Lesbian Wife Swap.

THAT would be a show I would watch! Damn that would be interesting and I'm sure it would give a lot of YT bux!

 

[Recent Lurker]

This whole "im keeping this private" is reminding me of when Destiny had broken up with her but it was after a while that Amber let her subscribers know.

 

[Long time lurker]

Place your bets on when that will go out the window again.

She quit as soon as she had breakfast the day after the video was filmed.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Place your bets now on how much she actually weighs.

I say 520

514.8

 

[SodaLove]

“I’m wearing one of my new shirts”
*is actually a dress for normal size people