dont watch this - 6/28/18

LightEmittingDiode

Ages 16+, choking hazard, may contain nuts
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Hooktube link: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=VJj1wV5CQ2E

- starts off video letting us know they are going out to eat (shocker)
- going to Becky's sister's house
- wearing a new "shirt" (read: it's actually a dress)
- her bra shows in the back, that's why she wears cardigans y'all
- no footage from the sister's house
- Amber admits she sucks at vlogging
- next day: taking Becky's nephew to an arcade
- Becky has a hat that says "Raging Lesbian" as if that needed pointing out
- Amber and Becky haven't colored in MONTHS y'all so Amber bought Becky a Spongebob coloring book
- Amber has hit ANOTHER "new highest weight" (but doesn't say what it is yet)
- "I need to do a program that I know works" lol
- wants to go back on Weight Watchers but knows she doesn't ever stick to it
- will tell us her new highest weight at the end of the vlog
- next day: doesn't tell us her weight
 
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89elbees

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Her most riveteen content yet. Says she has a new starting weight but doesn't ever say what it is. Probably going back on weight watchers because she "knows it works." Has some "personal problems" that she wants our thoughts and prayers for. My guess is tension with the boys.
 

Not me

It's a me, Meeoow!
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oh boy, there are so many things I want to say something to.

Wants a program that she knows will work. I thought she had all the knowledge???

I'm all for adult coloring but that spongebob coloring book is :autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism: as hell. Come on Becky get if over with and enroll in kindergarden already. Not sure about Beckys age. Anyone want to enlight me?

And final:

Fatty McFat Fat
 

89elbees

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And about her looking for a program that works, I don't know what's so cosmic about the concept of weight loss. Eat less than you burn. Takes 5 seconds to plug your shit in a calculator to find out how many calories you burn in a day, and an extra 10 seconds before you eat to glance at the calories on the back of your prepackaged slop and add them up. she even has a fitbit which would help exponentially with the whole thing
 

pickleniggo

pickle enthusiast
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Today’s humblebrag: “I like to surprise Becky.” Yeah...quality gorlfriend material, Amber. Meanwhile Becky is her literal caretaker.
Today’s lie: Saying she has nothing to film at Becky’s family’s house but in reality she’s not allowed to.
Today’s non-acknowledgement of Kiwifarms: The fact that she’s wearing a cardigan because her bra is ready to burst from the back.
Today’s repeat: Back to weight watchers, y’all. Place your bets on when that will go out the window again.
 

Long time lurker

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didn't she made at least one other video with the same title?

Also, how much is she hurting for money to try that low of a clickbait?

Her new "starting" weight is probably the number she said by accident a few videos ago. Which, by now, isn't accurate anymore as she (surprise!) gained more after that.

The "personal problem" is probably the boys pressuring for rent+utilities money and Becky reminding her that she quit her job because Amber said she could take care of the bills.
 
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