Inactive Douglas Bryan Spink / Fausty / Cross-Species Alliance / Exitpoint / @LeConteSpink - Pro-Zoophilia Activist, beyond-depraved criminal, owner of cryptostorm VPN, snitch, obtuse egomaniac, dead from cancer; He will not be missed.

[Super Collie]

Wow! Mr. Hands was one of those videos that managed to traumatize me a bit simply because I couldn't fucking understand why someone would want a giant horse cock shoved up their ass. Then I found out the man died so I watched a man kill himself too, meh he deserved it I guess, too bad it was doing what he loved.

Looks like we need to add Horsefucker to the spectrum. I also don't think his autism is mild.

One thing I remember about the Mr. Hands video is that the video that was circulated around online was NOT the video where he was fatally injured, meaning that this is something he routinely did and wound up having a very predictable accident. Getting punched in the lungs through your asshole is a horrible way to go.

 

[Nasty]

wound up having a very predictable accident.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Just like the multiple zoos who have sex with dogs and either get their assholes blown out or discover they have an extreme intolerance to dog jizz and die.

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Looks like Joe Rogan with even more autism.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Anybody else wish that "corrine super" and Chlorine were the same person?

 

[Tiamat]

If reincarnation exists I hope hes reincarnating into a dog owned by sickest zoophile alive.

 

[Le Pew]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Just like the multiple zoos who have sex with dogs and either get their assholes blown out or discover they have an extreme intolerance to dog jizz and die.

It's a shame that doesn't happen every time.

 

[Al Gulud]

Imagine dying from getting assfucked by a horse. If there is a god how the fuck are you gonna explain that to him.

 

[GayGayGay]

this guy makes my brain go triple oof

 

[Haesindang Park]

If reincarnation exists I hope hes reincarnating into a dog owned by sickest zoophile alive.

In which Kero the Wolf will reincarnate into to be that zoophile.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I was reading through this and thinking, "this is Mr. Hands, isn't it". Yep.

 

[UW 411]

He only finds neutering practices so inhumane because bollock-less animals can't provide that sweet dreamy cum that he so loves.

Fair play @Big Fat Tranny, extensive OP you got there. Shame it's vomit-inducing. Was going to say I could only digest it in spurts. Short bursts. Fuck it, this is making me sound gross. Well-composed post on a disgusting degenerate zoo.

Like Pavlov Escobar.

 

[Sondermemehandlung]

Holy hell what a sick fuck. An especially annoying one at that - I looked at the thread when he pretends he's not Fausty and it is classic bad faith arguing. Not as bad as Kero, Woof and their friends though I guess.

However, that's not the guy who was involved in the Mr. Hands case. If I understood correctly, his bestiality farm got discovered because he was in contact with the guy who filmed the infamous video though :

A Whatcom County man’s friendship and aggressive support for a man convicted in the infamous Enumclaw horse-sex case led to his arrest this week for allegedly operating a bestiality farm just south of the Canadian border, federal prosecutors said Friday.

Douglas Spink, 39, a one-time dot.com millionaire, convicted drug smuggler and horse trainer, was quietly living on rural property south of Sumas when he connected with James Tait, who was in a Tennessee jail on a bestiality charge.

Tait had earlier been convicted of trespassing in 2005 in the Enumclaw case, in which a Gig Harbor man died after having sex with a horse.

 

[Poppymuffin]

I’m sorry, but I burst out laughing reading the bold text on that one article, going from “No hard evidence” to “Load of cocaine.”

In all seriousness though, this is such a bizzare and disgusting case, especially with him having little care in realizing he should stop fucking animals. I seriously hope the next time he tries to get behind a horse, he has this happen to him: https://www.twitch.tv/vinesauce/clip/BrainyGenerousDoveBleedPurple

 

[AnOminous]

How much prison time did he do? I'm surprised the amount he was caught with didn't turn into mandatory life.

 

[Barbarella]

Getting punched in the lungs through your asshole is a horrible way to go.

Darwin is laughing in his grave.

I remember reading about that horse farm. What a sick fuck. Not as clever a thing to say as Pavlov Escobar, but it’s all I can think of after reading this horrifying story. I only hope this guy gets kicked in the head by a horse and ends up dead or a potato. It’s the best he deserves in life. At least horses are big and have a chance-as a dog owner it makes me sick to think about.

I hope his mother died before she discovered what she really gave her son $80k for.

 

[BE 911]

How much prison time did he do? I'm surprised the amount he was caught with didn't turn into mandatory life.

That is the first thing that caught my attention when researching on this guy. In fact you would be astonished to learn that the amount of time he has spent in prison for the bestiality farm case was a mere three months. That is really low considering the offense at hand. Even more mind boggling, the prosecutors on that case originally had no plan to get him behind bars on the basis that he already went 2 years in prison for the drug smuggling offense.

This is where the rumors about his VPN being a honeypot come in. Some people believe that because he promised to leave a backdoor to his VPN service to the feds, he got to avoid a substantial amount of jail time. But again, those are just rumors for now.

The real explanation for this however is that he is on probation under a lot of conditions, such as "not associating with felons" and "not owning animals". In fact most of his subsequent jail time is caused by him breaking said conditions, so he could not even get this right lol.

I invite you to read this article that sheds a bit more light on the situation.

Judge overrules plea deal, gives Sumas ‘zoophile’ more jail time
December 13, 2014 09:10 PM
Updated December 12, 2014 06:02 PM

A man convicted of letting an English tourist have sex with his mastiff can no longer own dogs and must serve three months in jail, a Whatcom County judge ruled on Thursday, Dec.11.

Four-and-a-half years ago, federal and local authorities raided Exitpoint Stallions, a farm run by Douglas Bryan Spink, 43, on Reese Hill Road near Sumas. Animal control officers seized four horses, seven large-breed dogs, 13 mice and at least three videos of a British man, Stephen Clarke, having anal sex with Spink’s dogs: a Great Dane, a German shepherd and a mastiff.

Videos recorded inside Spink’s cabin captured Clarke talking about the dogs’ sexual prowess with another man off-camera, according to charging papers. A sheriff’s detective, who knew Spink from a past horse theft investigation, recognized that the off-camera voice belonged to Spink.

Clarke later served a 30-day jail sentence for animal cruelty. He was deported. Spink was thrown in prison because he was still on federal probation. But at the time local prosecutors said they had no plans to charge Spink. By then, he had already served roughly two years behind bars on federal charges of drug smuggling. He had been convicted in 2005 of taking five suitcases stuffed with cocaine worth an estimated $34 million across the Sumas border crossing, according to a criminal complaint filed in U.S. District Court in Seattle

Several times, he violated federal probation by lying to his probation officer, lying about his income and, in Sumas in 2010, running what investigators called a bestiality tourism website out of his home.

One condition of his release stated he could not associate with felons or anyone “engaged in criminal activity,” like Clarke.

In the meantime Spink had sent letters offering to help in the criminal defense of an inmate, James Michael Tait, accused of bestiality in Maury County, Tenn. Spink knew Tait as the cameraman in a notorious Enumclaw case in which a man died from internal injuries after a sex act with a horse. At the time, there was no state law on the books against human-animal sex. Public outcry led Washington state legislators in 2006 to unanimously pass a revised animal cruelty law banning sex with animals. Spink, a longtime advocate for “zoophilia,” that is, intimate cross-species relationships, once told a Bellingham Herald reporter he considered the law “bigotry.”

Spink served years in federal prison on numerous probation violations, in large part because of the Sumas case. Days before his release from federal prison, local prosecutors filed formal charges against Spink, in hopes of banning him from owning animals.

The Sumas case was pending when, earlier this year, Spink was found training horses and owning another large-breed dog in the backwoods of the Olympic Peninsula near Port Hadlock, while on a renewed probation. He served more prison time, until his federal supervision finally expired.

“All done with us,” the U.S. District Court judge, Richard S. Martinez, told him this year, according to court transcripts. “Hopefully we’ll never see you back here again.”

“The feeling is mutual,” Spink said.

At the same hearing, Spink told Judge Martinez he planned to challenge the constitutionality of the Whatcom County charges.

“I’m proud to be fighting that case,” Spink said. “I look forward to winning that case and to removing that statute from the books.”

On Thursday in Whatcom County Superior Court, however, Spink avoided a drawn-out legal battle and accepted a plea deal offered by Chief Criminal Deputy Prosecutor Eric Richey. If he admitted to one count of animal cruelty in the first degree, the deal would be, Spink could never own dogs again in Washington state. But he’d serve no more jail time.

Spink entered an Alford plea, admitting there’s enough evidence that a jury could find him guilty but technically not admitting guilt. It’s still a conviction.

A judge can overrule the terms of a plea deal in exceptional cases, and moments after Spink pleaded, Judge Charles Snyder ordered him to serve 90 days in jail. Snyder said he hoped the time would send him a message.

“I think it does send a message: Don’t abuse animals in our community,” said Laura Clark, director of the Whatcom Humane Society.

Spink declined to talk with a reporter in a courthouse hallway Thursday. He must report to jail in January. He can still own other animals in Washington, such as horses, because of the way the statute was written at the time he committed the offense. Since then, the state law has changed. Animal abusers now can be banned from owning any animals, at a judge’s discretion.

The seven male dogs seized from Spink’s farm in Sumas — two German shepherds, two Great Danes, a Boerboel, a Bernese mountain dog and a Rottweiler — were neutered, rehabilitated and placed in new homes, according to the humane society. Two stallions were returned to former owners; the other two male horses were taken to Hope for Horses, a rescue in Snohomish County. The mice were euthanized.

Richey, the deputy prosecutor, has doubts that a ban on owning dogs will keep Spink from doing the same kind of thing again.

“There are places he could go where law enforcement might not care,” Richey said. “But we’re trying to protect our community.”

Source - Archive

I hope that answers your question to some degree.

 

[J A N D E K]

“Four legs good, two legs bad.”

~ George Orwell Animal Farm

 

[AnOminous]

That is the first thing that caught my attention when researching on this guy. In fact you would be astonished to learn that the amount of time he has spent in prison for the bestiality farm case was a mere three months. That is really low considering the offense at hand. Even more mind boggling, the prosecutors on that case originally had no plan to get him behind bars on the basis that he already went 2 years in prison for the drug smuggling offense.

I meant the drugs. Getting away with weird bestiality shit is ridiculously common because often states have archaic laws or no laws at all, or laws with very minor penalties.

Two years is ridiculously lenient. He must have had a genius lawyer because there are people doing life for much less than what he was smuggling. Or he must have ratted out some really bad people, in which case it's more amazing he's even alive.

 

[Pop-Tart]

When you gotta take a break from your horse fucking, to remember those who served, especially the animals.

A future story in 3 pictures.

Hummmmm, how long till he decry us for insult his horse fucking as bigotry and hate speech? Remember though, the slippery slope isn't real guys!


So he retweeted a blase statement about human rights. Normally this would be so generic I wouldn't post it. But its from a furry porn artist, and the furry OC clearly has a sheath right there.

Spoiler: nsfw

https://archive.fo/717Q1

Looks like someone found our little thread.

 

[BE 911]

I meant the drugs. Getting away with weird bestiality shit is ridiculously common because often states have archaic laws or no laws at all, or laws with very minor penalties.

Two years is ridiculously lenient. He must have had a genius lawyer because there are people doing life for much less than what he was smuggling. Or he must have ratted out some really bad people, in which case it's more amazing he's even alive.

It's funny you mention the possibility of him ratting people out, because he claims that he never did such a thing. On a page where someone looked at his VPN more closely, there is one section of him mentioning that this never happened and that it is "fantastical bullshit".

Source - Archive