Lolcow Dozerfleet / David Stiefel -

Cure Quanta

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Hey, all. Didn't see a place to actually introduce myself all that well, as evidently you have to post first to kind of introduce yourself...kind of strikes me as a bit topsy-turvy, but whatever...I'm not here to talk forum design!

What I am here to talk about is someone I'm surprised wasn't brought up in these Lolcow forums sooner: Dozerfleet, aka David Stiefel. I was introduced to him from an episode of the F Plus Podcast, and since then I looked into the wiki where the readers got enough material to read from in about an hour...and then I realized they weren't kidding when they said there was enough to hold some kind of charity marathon if they were so inclined.

No, this was not a CWCki-esque wiki chronicling all the stuff he's said and done throughout the years, it's a Navaverse-esque wiki he threw together and is the sole contributor to, despite naming everything he does as a legitimate media company, and naming himself producer and founder. It's a titanic, overproduced leviathan and it's stuffed to the gills with his strongly Christian fundamentalist-flavored worldview.

There's something in here for everyone. Bizarre worldbuilding and convoluted universe creation? Yep. Childish understanding of the world crashed headlong into the realms of religion and politics, and yoked to an amateur understanding of an art medium? Yeah, and for the record, his forte is 3D art. Constant tinge of uncomfortable religious overtones to most of, if not all, his creations, not to mention using them to make his creations as transparent a mouthpiece of his skewed, ultraconservative viewpoints? Yeah, it's there. Serious delusions of grandeur and the belief that he's way bigger than he actually is? Do you even have to ask? Real-life drama and overblowing things in his life as well as categorizing them aggressively in the vain hopes that someone will care? Bingo.

I can't really do it justice, though most people well-versed in lolcows will probably find it a bit bland and broad. But when something this big and relatively well-traveled seems to go everywhere but a place wholly devoted to lolcows? That's an oversight I feel like I should correct.
 

Randall Fragg

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Welcome to the forums Quanta. As for Dozerfleet, all I can say is What The Fuck? That wiki was confusing as hell, every "project" made absolutely zero sense, and Dozerfleet just seems weird as hell.
Found the "code of ethics".
http://dozerfleet.wikia.com/wiki/Dozerfleet_Optional_Code_of_Ethics
Highlights:
Acceptable curse words
"Cad sakes, doggit, sniggit,frog-slam, sheesh, oh come on, etc."
"
  • Comical euphemisms of sexual obscenities are generally not allowed, but exceptions includefeatherclucker, featherplucker, and variations. Obscure and degenerate sexual slang is best if completely avoided."
"
  • Kissing is permitted, though homosexual depiction is not allowed.
  • Almost no homosexuality is allowed."
  • "Fornication’s consequences should be emphasized." (Who the hell calls sex fornication anymore?"
"Except where rating restrictions apply, Dozerfleet is the most lenient on violence. However, there is a particular dislike under DOZCOV for sexual violence and for mixing sex and violence. As a result, depictions of BDSM and similar perversions is generally frowned upon."
So, you can have all the graphic violence you want as long as there's not a dick or swear word in there.
 
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Randall Fragg

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Look up his political views. He literally believes that Obama is the antichrist.
Also, gays are nazis and you should vote Constitution Party. Seriously, he actually believes this.
 

Randall Fragg

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I'm curious, has anyone started trolling him? He seems like a large blinking target.
 

Cure Quanta

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To my knowledge, no, though I am kind of hoping everyone in the thread errs on the side of caution here with the no trolling plans rule.

As far as I can tell, the F Plus Podcast episode was about as close as anybody got, and that wasn't even to intentionally rile him up. IIRC, he did the classy thing and reserved a spot for the obituary of one of the readers.
 
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Andrew Noel Schaefer

Mentally ill goblin who only talks about soda.
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To be honest, His game ideas do sound intresting. Like yknow, thought put into them instead of "IMMA MAKE A GAEM ABOUT MYSELF"

Yeah, it has elements ripped from other vidya, but *every* game has that.
 

Cure Quanta

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I guess, but on the other hand, if I wanted to, say, play Injustice, I'd play Injustice, not Sodality with its beat-em-up elements shoehorned in without real thought. Besides, knowing everything is connected to his settings choked with all of its baggage means I'll reserve my enthusiasm.
 

Randall Fragg

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I love how he's voting constitution party in 2016 (or so he says). The Constitution Party. Number one with people too crazy for the republicans. I'm not even kidding, the want a Christian theocracy. I find it shameful that they besmirch our constitution with their dumbfuckery. I mean, the freaking founding fathers didn't want a state sponsored religion in the United States was partly because Europe had just been through two centuries of religious warfare between protestant and catholic nations, and the founders were smart enough to try to avoid sectarian conflict tearing the USA a new asshole. But apparently reading a history book (or hell, even fucking Wikipedia) is too much of an effort for the semiliterate simpletons that the Kirnstitution party appeals to. Fucking drool-flecked hooting troglodytes.
 

Furina

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I mean, the freaking founding fathers didn't want a state sponsored religion in the United States was partly because Europe had just been through two centuries of religious warfare between protestant and catholic nations, and the founders were smart enough to try to avoid sectarian conflict tearing the USA a new asshole.

The original settlers were Puritans who wanted to get away from Europe because there was actually a lot of religious freedom there. Contrary to what most people have been taught the USA was founded on the belief that they should be allowed to discriminate. The only freedom to be had was freedom from having to share a continent with people who didn't believe the same thing as you. Every country does this; they glorify their own history instead of facing the ugly truth that pretty much every nation ever was founded by a bunch of shits.

As for the founding fathers not wanting a theocracy: they just wanted to make sure the Catholics could never take over.

Truth be told: most of history is the propaganda of the victors, not the truth at all.
 

Saney

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The original settlers were Puritans who wanted to get away from Europe because there was actually a lot of religious freedom there. Contrary to what most people have been taught the USA was founded on the belief that they should be allowed to discriminate. The only freedom to be had was freedom from having to share a continent with people who didn't believe the same thing as you. Every country does this; they glorify their own history instead of facing the ugly truth that pretty much every nation ever was founded by a bunch of shits.

As for the founding fathers not wanting a theocracy: they just wanted to make sure the Catholics could never take over.

Truth be told: most of history is the propaganda of the victors, not the truth at all.

True, true, no country is perfect.

Except for Australia. Which has never done anything wrong. Ever.
...
Anyone who says otherwise will be banned.
 

Jewelsmakerguy

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You know, I first read the guy's nickname thinking "Man, he must do some sick shit to that species from Fraggle Rock".

Looking at the first post now... Who'd you think is worse? Chris, Moleman or David?
 

MrsFrizzle

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The original settlers were Puritans who wanted to get away from Europe because there was actually a lot of religious freedom there.

That's not accurate. In England, you could only hold political office or appointment (which included things like teaching in state schools, being customs officials, working in certain professions like gold smithing that were still run on the guild system, attending university on scholarship) if you subscribed to the 39 Articles of the Church of England. Which was why the Puritans came to found Massachusetts, the Quakers came to found Pennsylvania, and the Catholics came to found Maryland---because none of those groups could do much in terms of advancing economically or politically in England.

But you're absolutely right that, once here, the groups that were marginalized as religious dissidents in England were pretty eager to establish their own theocracies on their terms. Most of New England got its early English settlements from people splitting off from their local churches and going out to make their own town with its own church that made its own rules.

But that's 100 years and more before the Declaration of Independence. All of the Founders and Framers except for Adams and Franklin were raised Church of England (mostly descended from later, wealthier émigrés than the Massachusetts Bay Puritans and William Penn's Quakers) and they very forcefully identified a state religion as something the new country shouldn't have, period. Even though it was the religion they themselves had been raised in. Jefferson's famous letter to the Baptists of ?Connecticut? is really clear on this point. Also the Treaty of Tripoli.

I think the Founders and Framers were shitty even by the standards of their day on a lot of topics, from slavery to treatment of Native people, but the emphasis on the US not having a state religion was smart as hell. And also pragmatic, because they needed the Baptists of Connecticut and the Congregationalists of Massachusetts and the Methodists of Delaware and the Quakers of Pennsylvania and the Catholics of Maryland to make the thing work.
 

Feline Darkmage

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http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/gay-south-florida/article95856232.html

Dozer commented on this article
He belonged in a mental institution! Alas, the reincarnate Cult of Ernst Rohm would not allow it. And neither would their puppet Obama. So instead, they put him in that cell. Now, he deserved only to be acknowledged as the man that he is/was, NEVER as a woman! However, that still doesn't justify being murdered inside a cell. And if there was foul play, then an investigation is fully called for.

I don't even know what this is supposed to mean tbh.
 

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