Dr. Phil - Today's prestream is sponsored by Pfizer™

Comma

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Dood, yesterday I listened to his prestream with headphones. It's so obvious, from the difference in sound volume, that he's rocking back and forth constantly and flailing around. That guy's not OK.

Could it be that DSP has some low-key exceptional qualities that were never properly examined by a professional. Maybe he's an autist and never knew?

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Raven'sChild

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The mystery illness hinted at on Thanksgiving 2017 has been revealed.

Phil was sad Panda dumped him. He was stressed about money. This gave him high blood pressure. He had chest pains for a couple of months. He thought he would have a heart attack. Phil ignored it and it magically went away on its own.

So anyone who guessed the mystery illness was "nothing" or "he's lying for sympathy bucks" you are the winners.
...okay...Who experiences chest pains to the point of being concerned that they are/might have a heart attack...and does NOTHING! While his chest pains were most likely anxiety seeing as many relatively young people such as D$P experiencing these 'omg! I'm having a heart attack' chest pains are diagnosed in the Emergency Room of their local hospital with having an anxiety attack. These people GO to the Emergency Room because they think they might be having a heart attack...which can KILL You! D$P went to the doctor because his toe hurt, but stayed home and ignored chest pains he claims to have thought could have been/could result in a heart attack? Yeah, not buying this one bit.
 

millais

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If he's having trouble sleeping as he has recently been complaining, he should just get some OTC sleeping pills
 

Comma

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Pure speculation on my part, but for archival's sake: DSP might (partially) have something that's called "Dyscalculia" or something similar, which could explain some of his err... traits.

Post in the main thread:

Pretty much, yeah. These are all the videos I've made up to this point, and only one of them - the video that's not selected - has a higher outcome than it's supposed to have:

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Mind you: I've checked the "surrounding" footage when creating these videos, and there weren't any cases of him deducting shit or rounding down numbers (or, in the one case, adding a tip he forgot earlier or something). He's also not very consistent in the "type" of error: it could be just $1 or $2 off, but also anything above that and even over $10. So yeah, it's kinda weird.

My theory is that he's simply not very good at multi-tasking or that he has some of dyslexia regarding numbers/calculations.

-edit- LOL. Okay, I searched for "dyslexia math" and I didn't know this was a thing, but apparently it is:


"Dyscalculia is difficulty in learning or comprehending arithmetic, such as difficulty in understanding numbers, learning how to manipulate numbers, performing mathematical calculations and learning facts in mathematics. It is sometimes informally known as "math dyslexia", though this can be misleading as it is a different condition. Dyscalculia can occur in people from across the whole IQ range, along with difficulties with time, measurement, and spatial reasoning. Estimates of the prevalence of dyscalculia range between 3 and 6% of the population. In 2015, it was established that 11% of children with dyscalculia also have ADHD.

Signs and symptons

The earliest appearance of dyscalculia is typically a deficit in the ability to know, from a brief glance and without counting, how many objects there are in a small group (see subitizing). Children as young as 5 can subitize 6 objects, especially looking at a die. However, children with dyscalculia can subitize fewer objects and even when correct take longer to identify the number than their age-matched peers. Dyscalculia often looks different at different ages. It tends to become more apparent as children get older; however, symptoms can appear as early as preschool. Common symptoms of dyscalculia are, having difficulty with mental math, trouble analyzing time and reading an analog clock, struggle with motor sequencing that involves numbers, and often they will count on their fingers when adding numbers.

Common symptoms

Dyscalculia is characterized by difficulties with common arithmetic tasks. These difficulties may include:

  • Inability to comprehend financial planning or budgeting, sometimes even at a basic level; for example, estimating the cost of the items in a shopping basket or balancing a checkbook
  • Inconsistent results in addition, subtraction, multiplication and division
  • Difficulty with multiplication, subtraction, addition, and division tables, mental arithmetic, etc.
  • A "warped" sense of spatial awareness, or an understanding of shapes, distance, or volume that seems more like guesswork than actual comprehension (basically all of his gameplay)
  • Difficulty with time, directions, recalling schedules, sequences of events, keeping track of time, frequently late or early
  • Ability to grasp math on a conceptual level, but an inability to put those concepts into practice
  • Difficulty with choreographed dance steps
  • Having particular difficulty mentally estimating the measurement of an object or distance (e.g., whether something is 3 or 6 meters (10 or 20 feet) away)
  • When writing, reading and recalling numbers, mistakes may occur in the areas such as: number additions, substitutions, transpositions, omissions, and reversals
  • Inability to concentrate on mentally intensive tasks
  • Mistaken recollection of names, poor name/face retrieval, may substitute names beginning with same letter."
Persistence in adults

There are very few studies of adults with dyscalculia who have had a history of it growing up, but such studies have shown that it can persist into adulthood. It can affect major parts of an adult's life. Most adults with dyscalculia have a hard time processing math at a 4th grade level. For 1st-4th grade level, many adults will know what to do for the math problem, but they will often get them wrong because of "careless errors," although they are not careless when it comes to the problem. The adults cannot process their errors on the math problems or may not even recognize that they have made these errors. Adults with dyscalculia have a tough time with directions while driving and with controlling their finances, which causes difficulties on a day-to-day basis.

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It would explain so fucking much. :story:
 
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SkippyLongbottom

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This may be late or already posted but I found this bit as a post from somewhere. Thought I'd share.

Robert Hare's Psychopathy Checklist Revised (PCL-R):

Glibness and Superficial Charm

Manipulative and Conning

They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.

Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."

Pathological Lying
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.

Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.

Shallow Emotions
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.

Incapacity for Love

Need for Stimulation

Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.


Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.

Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.

Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet "gets by" by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.

Irresponsibility/Unreliability
Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.

Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.

Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.

Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.
 

Y2K Baby

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This may be late or already posted but I found this bit as a post from somewhere. Thought I'd share.

Robert Hare's Psychopathy Checklist Revised (PCL-R):

Glibness and Superficial Charm

Manipulative and Conning

They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.

Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."

Pathological Lying
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.

Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.

Shallow Emotions
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.

Incapacity for Love

Need for Stimulation

Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.


Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.

Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.

Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet "gets by" by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.

Irresponsibility/Unreliability
Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.

Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.

Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.

Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.
That's Dr. Phil, right
 

SkippyLongbottom

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That's Dr. Phil, right
I'm not sure what you mean. I just saw a checklist of psychopathy pertaining to someone's mother issues. I know it's a wall of word vomit but going through it I couldn't think of anything but applying it all to Phil.

Not diagnosing him as a psychopath but there's a majority of those that can be applied to DSP.
 
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Raven'sChild

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Unless D$P actually sees trips to the grocery store as 'appointments', one may infer all these recent 'appointments' as doctor visits post QuarterPounder reveal of gout meds. Couple the name-drop of gout meds with these new 'appointments' and the Beef eating after over eating nothing but poultry for several years one wonders if D$P has taken the QuarterPounders marvel of modern medicine over his parents diagnoses prompting his wife finding a diet of poultry pondersome pushed him toward the Nov 2019 of eating beef again( beef lasagne, beef chili, restaurant hamburgers and pasta with ground beef sauce.) He has already shown he can restrain himself from snorting if need be. Post QuarterPounder 'interview' where gout meds were revealed to be a thing outside of detractors having claimed them to exist. Knowing how D$P sees things....could the $1,800 been to cover the cost of doctor visits+ scripts? Now, with his gout meds, he feels free to eat beef again? He's got doc script meds now to cure his gout!...until they don't because that is not how those meds work.
 
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millais

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Why does he always dip his head/chin down to his chest to snort? Is there some physiological explanation for why snorting is more comfortable or effective when he does that?
 

Schmeckel

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Why does he always dip his head/chin down to his chest to snort? Is there some physiological explanation for why snorting is more comfortable or effective when he does that?
It's one of his physical tics when he is trying to formulate words for whatever sentence he's trying to speak. Every snort, as you pointed out, he tucks his chin to his chest, looks to the right, eyebrows slightly rise up, and he leans in closer to the mic....and we get that *snrrrrrt* sound. This is followed by him completing whatever half-baked thought he had going on in his head. It's evident that it's a tic because he can completely control it. Watch any of his spahnsored shtreems, and see how there are no snorts or tics of any kind because he's going full clown-shoes mode to make a few shekels.
 

Third_World_Detractor

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Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome (WKS) is a type of brain disorder caused by a lack of vitamin B-1, or thiamine.

The no. 1 cause of WKS is alcoholism.

What are the symptoms of WKS?
  • double vision
  • a drooping upper eyelid, also known as ptosis
  • up-and-down or side-to-side eye movements
  • loss of muscle coordination, or ataxia, which may interfere with walking
  • a confused mental state, which frequently leads to combativeness or violent behavior
  • amnesia for events that happen after the onset of the disorder
  • difficulty understanding the meaning of information
  • difficulty putting words into context
  • hallucinations
  • exaggerated storytelling, or confabulation
Just throwing it out there... for no reason....

Source: https://www.healthline.com/health/wernicke-korsakoff-syndrome#symptoms
 

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