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[Genie The Hedgehog]

Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome (WKS) is a type of brain disorder caused by a lack of vitamin B-1, or thiamine.

The no. 1 cause of WKS is alcoholism.

What are the symptoms of WKS?

• double vision
• a drooping upper eyelid, also known as ptosis
• up-and-down or side-to-side eye movements
• loss of muscle coordination, or ataxia, which may interfere with walking
• a confused mental state, which frequently leads to combativeness or violent behavior
• amnesia for events that happen after the onset of the disorder
• difficulty understanding the meaning of information
• difficulty putting words into context
• hallucinations
• exaggerated storytelling, or confabulation

Just throwing it out there... for no reason....

Source: https://www.healthline.com/health/wernicke-korsakoff-syndrome#symptoms

I've suggested this before a year ago and was told I was reaching. More and more these symptoms have been becoming more and more obvious so I agree this is where his drunk ass is headed. If he's still streaming in 10 years, we're gonna see full on dementia.

 

[ZehnBoat]

a drooping upper eyelid, also known as ptosis

resting bitch face

up-and-down or side-to-side eye movements

insert that gif of him trying to do "wacky googly eyes" but he just ends up looking to the side repeatedly

loss of muscle coordination, or ataxia, which may interfere with walking

he has the reaction time of a septuagenarian (fyi phil that means someone in their 70s)

a confused mental state, which frequently leads to combativeness or violent behavior

random rants

difficulty understanding the meaning of information

literally gets told by the game to go somewhere or do something, and somehow can't process it

difficulty putting words into context

Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses

I'm sure at one point or another most of us have heard our favorite valedictorian sped utter something that made us think, 'Hey! That's not even a word!" Whether it was some mush-mouthed mumbling or some mash-up of two words that still don't make any sense separately or combined in the cahntext...

kiwifarms.net

hallucinations

A LOT OF PEOPLE TELL ME

exaggerated storytelling, or confabulation

don't need to say anything

i think you're onto something

I've suggested this before a year ago and was told I was reaching. More and more these symptoms have been becoming more and more obvious so I agree this is where his drunk ass is headed. If he's still streaming in 10 years, we're gonna see full on dementia.

he's going to be as nutty as a boar in a peach orchard, but he'll still keep screaming that he won because he got the chair and the house

 

[Prince Lotor]

So Phil "I used to be a bodybuilder" Burnell says that the heaviest thing he ever lifted by himself was "a keg of beer" and that "it was incredibly stupid to do so because I hurt my back doing it". Besides this being the possible origin of ol' Noodle-arm's bulging disc issue from trying to hump around kegs of beer with improper lifting technique while he was "look at how fat and disgusting and out of shape I was.", this is also not something that difficult for someone moderately in shape to do with proper lifting technique.

A 16 gallon keg of beer weighs in at 160 lbs. I've had jobs before where several times a day I would have to carry and load kegs of beer into people's cars. The 5'6" store manager could do it by herself as well. Phil describes a keg of beer as "insanely heavy", and the compares it to lifting a single gallon and multiplying by "however many gallons are in a keg" (16). A gallon weighs slightly more than 8 lbs(Phil has actually described a single gallon as "Super heavy" recently), and the empty keg weighs about 30 lbs.

So Phil was a weight lifter who never did deadlifts, for men 130 lbs is considered a good starting weight for deadlifts and Phil couldn't even do a bit heavier than starting weight. Phil also seemed to have no practical knowledge of proper lifting technique whatsoever despite being a bodybuilder whose friends were "noticing how jacked he was getting". During a push-up 64% of your body weight is being applied and Phil claims he weighed around 230 to 240 at this time period which means his effective push-up weight was 150 lbs, so despite being a "jacked bodybuilder" Phil would likely have struggled greatly with, and possibly not even been able to perform, a single push-up!

"What's the heaviest single item I ever lifted without help? Probably a keg. Not saying I didn't hurt my back doing it, 'cus I did. Uh-huh huh. Pretty stupid that I did it, but I did"timestamp @ 5m05s

"A keg of beer weighs an insane amount. Do you not understand how heavy a full keg is? It's INSANELY heavy! INSANELY heavy! Like I remember I hurt my back doing it."timestamp @ 8m50s

 

[General Tug Boat]

The more I look into Phil, some how the more intrigued I become. Initially DSP was just a shitty lper in my opinion, now it's almost like he has transcended to the heights that many cows have yet been able to achieve. The snorting was something I didn't really quite notice until watching some of Phil's older videos in a marathon like fashion, now it's almost inescapable. I mean what the fuck is wrong with his sinus cavity that he snorts so much? Was he going on late night rye and cocaine benders in his prime YT days? Probably could explain the half a million dollar debt, that and WWE superstars...

 

[KD6-3.7]

The more I look into Phil, some how the more intrigued I become. Initially DSP was just a shitty lper in my opinion, now it's almost like he has transcended to the heights that many cows have yet been able to achieve. The snorting was something I didn't really quite notice until watching some of Phil's older videos in a marathon like fashion, now it's almost inescapable. I mean what the fuck is wrong with his sinus cavity that he snorts so much? Was he going on late night rye and cocaine benders in his prime YT days? Probably could explain the half a million dollar debt, that and WWE superstars...

It’s just another aspect of Phil’s life that he makes needlessly difficult because of laziness. Since I was a kid, I’ve always had terrible allergies and sinus problems. For many years now, I haven’t had any issues with snorting or drainage, because every two months or so I buy this magical $3 product called nose spray. Two or three sprays in each nose two or three times a day, and there are no problems at all. All it takes is $3 and the Herculean effort to spray fluid in your nose. A neti pot is just as cheap and works even better during season changes when it can get worse, or when you get sick. But there’s nothing he can do, dood. Post nasal drip is a horrible debilitating chronic disease....

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

The more I look into Phil, some how the more intrigued I become. Initially DSP was just a shitty lper in my opinion, now it's almost like he has transcended to the heights that many cows have yet been able to achieve. The snorting was something I didn't really quite notice until watching some of Phil's older videos in a marathon like fashion, now it's almost inescapable. I mean what the fuck is wrong with his sinus cavity that he snorts so much? Was he going on late night rye and cocaine benders in his prime YT days? Probably could explain the half a million dollar debt, that and WWE superstars...

The snorting is because of post nasal drip (word of god). Probably got it from letting dust and mold fester in his gaming spaces. He could get a steroid to help alleviate his symptoms, but hed much rather lean in and manual snort to disgust as many people as possible. He legitimately feels as if people pointing it out or mocking his snorting is akin to mocking someone with an actual medical condition.

It's almost part of his pignosis technique that draws in the whales and tard cum.

 

[L3ft Trigger]

The snorting is because of post nasal drip (word of god). Probably got it from letting dust and mold fester in his gaming spaces. He could get a steroid to help alleviate his symptoms, but hed much rather lean in and manual snort to disgust as many people as possible. He legitimately feels as if people pointing it out or mocking his snorting is akin to mocking someone with an actual medical condition.

It's almost part of his pignosis technique that draws in the whales and tard cum.

It's because he doesn't have money to do it, he doesn't have money to do it, he doesn't have money to do it, he doesn't have money to do it, he doesn't have money to do it.

 

[James Smith]

The snorting is because of post nasal drip (word of god).

Post nasal drip is when you have mucous dripping down your throat because it's behind your nasal cavity. His snorting has nothing to do with it because there's no mucous in his nasal cavity or nose.

 

[lavrentiyberia]

Post nasal drip is when you have mucous dripping down your throat because it's behind your nasal cavity. His snorting has nothing to do with it because there's no mucous in his nasal cavity or nose.

Yeah I was going to ask about this, I always thought post-nasal drip was a kind of sore throat, and what he's describing is referred to by humans as ‘allergies’. Another weird example of his hyperbolic healthspeak that I still don't see too many people comment on is when he constantly confuses ‘choking’ and ‘coughing’, but his entire vocabulary is so hilariously warped, hypercorrected, pretentious, and just plain WRONG that I understand it would be exhausting to point it out all the time.

 

[tzgnilki]

Yeah I was going to ask about this, I always thought post-nasal drip was a kind of sore throat, and what he's describing is referred to by humans as ‘allergies’. Another weird example of his hyperbolic healthspeak that I still don't see too many people comment on is when he constantly confuses ‘choking’ and ‘coughing’, but his entire vocabulary is so hilariously warped, hypercorrected, pretentious, and just plain WRONG that I understand it would be exhausting to point it out all the time.

I put his snorting down to a dry nasal passage from never leaving his house, and using aircon 24/7, his body is over producing mucus cause the air is so dry

not being exposed to fresh air has harmed his immune system, which means his allergies go from 0-100 when he leaves his gout mansion

 

[millais]

I'm not sure about which stream it came from, but in the most recent Snort Burnell video, Phil pigsplains about how he doesn't take a shower every day because it's apparently bad for your health to shower too much. He claims that showering too often will remove the necessary oils from skin and hair, causing dehydration. Instead he says he just uses a wet wash cloth to clean himself on days that he doesn't shower. Maybe if one were to shower once every waking hour it would be excessive, but given how greasy he is, it wouldn't hurt for him to shower at least once a day, especially if he is getting all sweaty from wearing the various vest, hat, headphones, and other accessories in his overheated "office".

If his bathing regimen is so lax, I don't think anyone can fault Khat for refusing to share a bed with the unwashed pigroach.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I'm a dude Phil's age and I shower daily. My hair and skin are just fine.

 

[actually]

I'm not sure about which stream it came from, but in the most recent Snort Burnell video, Phil pigsplains about how he doesn't take a shower every day because it's apparently bad for your health to shower too much. He claims that showering too often will remove the necessary oils from skin and hair, causing dehydration. Instead he says he just uses a wet wash cloth to clean himself on days that he doesn't shower. Maybe if one were to shower once every waking hour it would be excessive, but given how greasy he is, it wouldn't hurt for him to shower at least once a day, especially if he is getting all sweaty from wearing the various vest, hat, headphones, and other accessories in his overheated "office".

If his bathing regimen is so lax, I don't think anyone can fault Khat for refusing to share a bed with the unwashed pigroach.

I've heard from multiple people including hairdressers that knew their stuff pretty well that washing your hair every day can be bad for some people. Something about the shampoos stripping away too much of your natural oils and leaving your hair dry or something. I've literally never heard or read anything similar for washing your body. That's fucking gross if he actually does that.

 

[King DDT]

I'm not sure about which stream it came from, but in the most recent Snort Burnell video, Phil pigsplains about how he doesn't take a shower every day because it's apparently bad for your health to shower too much. He claims that showering too often will remove the necessary oils from skin and hair, causing dehydration. Instead he says he just uses a wet wash cloth to clean himself on days that he doesn't shower. Maybe if one were to shower once every waking hour it would be excessive, but given how greasy he is, it wouldn't hurt for him to shower at least once a day, especially if he is getting all sweaty from wearing the various vest, hat, headphones, and other accessories in his overheated "office".

If his bathing regimen is so lax, I don't think anyone can fault Khat for refusing to share a bed with the unwashed pigroach.

This is so fucking disgusting. Leave it to the begging thot to admit to taking 'hoe baths'. If his hair is that oily and nasty, can you imagine the nastiness that seeps into his bed every night?

I've heard from multiple people including hairdressers that knew their stuff pretty well that washing your hair every day can be bad for some people. Something about the shampoos stripping away too much of your natural oils and leaving your hair dry or something. I've literally never heard or read anything similar for washing your body. That's fucking gross if he actually does that.

I've heard the same thing, and I feel like way too many just take the "It's bad to shampoo your hair every day" part and run with it to excuse their poor hygiene habits.

 

[millais]

Yes, it is pretty much a "hoe bath". He says he just wipes his armpits, groin and other sweaty areas with a wash cloth. Disgusting.

In the infamous bathroom phone stream, we saw first hand how excessively oily and greasy his scalp is in its natural state. He doesn't even need any hair product to slick back his hair. If anyone could benefit from some extra baths, it would be those who are already excessively oily.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Yes, it is pretty much a "hoe bath". He says he just wipes his armpits, groin and other sweaty areas with a wash cloth. Disgusting.

In the infamous bathroom phone stream, we saw first hand how excessively oily and greasy his scalp is in its natural state. He doesn't even need any hair product to slick back his hair. If anyone could benefit from some extra baths, it would be those who are already excessively oily.

So, what you are saying here is that his claims of Italian ancestry must be taken at face value. Noted.

 

[millais]

So, what you are saying here is that his claims of Italian ancestry must be taken at face value. Noted.

The greasy hair and skin may be all he inherited from that maternal grandfather from Foggia. He definitely didn't inherit the authentic Italian culinary skills.

 

[Shabobus]

He's growing lazier over time. Soon every other day will become once a week and the stool in his shower will be replaced with a bed.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I've heard from multiple people including hairdressers that knew their stuff pretty well that washing your hair every day can be bad for some people. Something about the shampoos stripping away too much of your natural oils and leaving your hair dry or something. I've literally never heard or read anything similar for washing your body. That's fucking gross if he actually does that.

It's DSP misunderstanding what people mean when they say to not wash your hair every day. They mean don't shampoo every day but still bathe. I remember when I was an early teen and first heard this I asked for clarification because my first thought was it would be disgusting to not bathe every day but apparently Phil's first thought is to clean himself like he's a hobo in a park 6 days a week.

An aside, I've also heard it's not even a concern for men for the most part, because shampoo marketed to men are much less likely to be strong enough to strip away too many oils, but I've shampooed every day my whole life and never had a problem so I haven't cared enough to check.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Being under lights for filming is very hot, he probably sweats a lot anytime he's recording. He probably smells terrible