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Wing Zero

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Does this mean he doesn't visit a dentist regularly (every six months)? I mean, your dentist can easily make an x-ray to see what's going with your wisdom teeth.
The guy is terrified to go to a doctor cause he thinks he'll be charged thousand of dollars for a cold, and you think he's gonna risk a dentist appointment?
 

Pargon

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Does this mean he doesn't visit a dentist regularly (every six months)? I mean, your dentist can easily make an x-ray to see what's going with your wisdom teeth.
To hear him tell it his health insurance costs him LITUHRULLY hundreds of dollars a month. You think he's got enough on the money tree in that concrete pit he calls a backyard to afford something like dental?
 

Prince Lotor

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Says he has "all four wisdom teeth", and that he can go months without feeling anything, but that he does have "a lingering pain every once and a while" in the back of his mouth for "a couple of days" after which the pain goes away:


Okay, so... He says he can go for months without pain after which he can suddenly have pain for a couple of days. So that's at least two times he has had this, with months in between of no pain.

Does this mean he doesn't visit a dentist regularly (every six months)? I mean, your dentist can easily make an x-ray to see what's going with your wisdom teeth.
It sounds like he hasn't seen a dentist since high school. He just said his Wisdom Teeth are all so impacted that they never erupted and are covered by soft tissue. In a 36 year old patient with unerupted Wisdom Teeth experiencing pain due to gum inflammation or Wisdom Tooth migration the only reason the teeth would be moving at this point is due to some sort of periodontal disease https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impacted_wisdom_teeth

His own mouth always was his biggest detractor ;)
 

ReentryPhantom

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The fact is, we just dont know if he has been to a doctor or not, he is a habitual liar and hides things all the time. Many times he has talked about ppointments for "stuff" and he goes somewhere with Kat on those thursdays, the grocery store yes, but that doesnt take all day.

We have burning eyes as a symtom and night sweats. rocking back and forth maybe too.

I personally dont buy his bullshit on cutting caffeine, that striked me from the start as some doctor recommendation. no one else thought it was weird he went from drinking fucking Kick Starts (sugar + caffeine) to SELTZER FUCKING WATER? Come on, something is up there for sure.

Could be pre-diabetes readings. I thought it was hilarious when he bragged he wasnt going to tell us but would "have to tell us eventually" LOL. Why because you will require mroe days off? Or because your fans will need to pay for additional medical expenses? THis fucking guy.
I could have sworn he mentioned he had to go to the doctor on one of his days off last year. Might have been for Kat.
 

neger psykolog

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It sounds like he hasn't seen a dentist since high school. He just said his Wisdom Teeth are all so impacted that they never erupted and are covered by soft tissue. In a 36 year old patient with unerupted Wisdom Teeth experiencing pain due to gum inflammation or Wisdom Tooth migration the only reason the teeth would be moving at this point is due to some sort of periodontal disease https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impacted_wisdom_teeth

His own mouth always was his biggest detractor ;)
Bonus points:
Wisdom teeth issues can cause sinusitis (snorting)!
https://www.oralhealthgroup.com/blogs/know-sinusitis-dental-origin/

This isn't just a meme from dentists trying to get more shekels, teeth can be directly related to issues with snorting.

I guess the irony is that although he may have all four wisdom teeth he's still dumb. Being at all familiar with DSPs concepts around "dust crystals", bottled water and so on makes me fairly certain he's under the impression the removal of wisdom teeth would make him stupider.

Even if wisdom teeth contained brain matter, I doubt even a frontal lobotomy could make him any dumber than he currently is.
 

neger psykolog

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Bonus points:
Wisdom teeth issues can cause sinusitis (snorting)!
https://www.oralhealthgroup.com/blogs/know-sinusitis-dental-origin/

This isn't just a meme from dentists trying to get more shekels, teeth can be directly related to issues with snorting.

I guess the irony is that although he may have all four wisdom teeth he's still dumb. Being at all familiar with DSPs concepts around "dust crystals", bottled water and so on makes me fairly certain he's under the impression the removal of wisdom teeth would make him stupider.

Even if wisdom teeth contained brain matter, I doubt even a frontal lobotomy could make him any dumber than he currently is.
Additional autistic side note on dental care:
https://www.newscientist.com/articl...ow-what-causes-alzheimers-and-how-to-stop-it/

The latest DLC leaderboards show that Alzheimer's is caused by (partially attributed to issues with dental hygiene):
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Better picture:
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DarkSoulsPhil

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I'm going to address his yawning and squinting since its coming up a bit recently

Yawning
The dude tweets whilst spilling gin on his phone at 2am. Alcohol is terrible for sleep, for a number of reasons. A med student might be able to expand on this, but the general gist is that heavy drinking before sleep has respiratory side effects, like your entire breathing pattern slowing down to a stop. This really isnt an issue for most people, but Dave isnt most people. Because he has...sleep apnea. A guy that big who snores and snorts is not getting good sleep. Having bought a fitbit to track my own sleep (due to sleep+health issues) I was amazed at some of the data it was throwing up. I gave up drinking (mostly) and its had a huge improvement on my life when i linked it to sleep.

Squinting
He is hungover most days (blurry vision, bright lights), needs glasses (blurry vision) and sits at such a weird angle+distance to his tv. Its only going to get worse, he is ageing terribly

Conclusion
Lose some weight you fat fuck, stop drinking so much, wear some glasses and fix your 'setup'. You suffer from being an arsehole.
 

Colloid

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The dude tweets whilst spilling gin on his phone at 2am. Alcohol is terrible for sleep, for a number of reasons. A med student might be able to expand on this, but the general gist is that heavy drinking before sleep has respiratory side effects, like your entire breathing pattern slowing down to a stop. This really isnt an issue for most people, but Dave isnt most people. Because he has...sleep apnea. A guy that big who snores and snorts is not getting good sleep. Having bought a fitbit to track my own sleep (due to sleep+health issues) I was amazed at some of the data it was throwing up. I gave up drinking (mostly) and its had a huge improvement on my life when i linked it to sleep.
Not a medicine guy, but I did study a little sleep science for a neuroscience minor. Alcohol does cause breathing problems and is one of the most common causes of apnea (alongside obesity), but that's not the main reason it's bad before bed. The main problem with alcohol is that it inhibits REM (rapid eye movement) and Non-REM sleep cycles, which plays a major role in the restorative effects of sleep including long-term memory development, muscle memory development, hormonal rebalancing, muscle growth and repair, enhanced critical thinking, and stabilized mood/emotions. In other words he'd suck a lot less at video games and would be less of a paranoid trainwreck if he just fixed his horrible sleep habits.

It's bad enough that he wrecks his circadian rhythm by not going to sleep until 4 am some nights, but adding a bottle of hooch on top of that means that any rest he does get isn't going to help much.
 

DarkSoulsPhil

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Not a medicine guy, but I did study a little sleep science for a neuroscience minor. Alcohol does cause breathing problems and is one of the most common causes of apnea (alongside obesity), but that's not the main reason it's bad before bed. The main problem with alcohol is that it inhibits REM (rapid eye movement) and Non-REM sleep cycles, which plays a major role in the restorative effects of sleep including long-term memory development, muscle memory development, hormonal rebalancing, muscle growth and repair, enhanced critical thinking, and stabilized mood/emotions. In other words he'd suck a lot less at video games and would be less of a paranoid trainwreck if he just fixed his horrible sleep habits.

It's bad enough that he wrecks his circadian rhythm by not going to sleep until 4 am some nights, but adding a bottle of hooch on top of that means that any rest he does get isn't going to help much.
I forgot about the REM component of it, but as you said it has some serious benefits to recovery and mood/emotions.

I highly suggest giving up drinking, and certainly reducing it past 25, let alone Daves 36.

He will never make retirement because he will drink himself into a grave
 

thebonesauce

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When someone drinks before bed every single day, they aren’t getting proper, restful sleep on a night by night basis. Someone in Phil’s position should be getting between 4-8 hours of sleep, 4-6 being a better ballpark because he doesn’t do... much of anything really.

Let’s also not forget that heavy drinking for a number of years can cause habituation and lead to alcoholism, the withdrawal of which can kill a man, as well as leading to tons of miscellaneous health problems including (but not limited to); liver disease/failure, kidney disease/failure, mentation changes, mood swings, physical injury due to impaired motor function, digestive issues, vomiting, internal bleeding, seizures, stroke, and death. There is also such a thing as alcohol induced psychosis and alcohol induced dementia, which we are certainly seeing early warning signs from our boy Dark. The fact that he was able to contract gout (even if only his aunt had it, it would be far more likely to be his father or mother if it were hereditary) points to him being a heavy, HEAVY drinker considering his age.
 
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Raven'sChild

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Good news all!
@1:17:50 of his pre stream. in response to Adroid_x's cheer (after telling folks why a standing desk is not for him) he went on to relay that as he gets older, he'd probably need to take breaks "to go take a walk around his neighborhood". @.@ As it stands, the one day a week he "hasmore strenuous exercise is working". So fear not and don't worry. He has dramatically changed his diet now that Khet is cooking healthier meals now*. D$P also put his viewers at ease letting them know he "always looks at the warning signs of if you're going to have a heart attack or you're going to have a stroke..." and he has none of those.
*
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhDCdeKAiPE/ ( meatloaf and mashed potatoes from Khet)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgugjO4Agsz/ ( drumsticks and mashed potatoes from Khet)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BP8xJJ5DRfn/( Vegetable soup with side salad ( no shredded cheddar) from Panda)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNIlxwTjq75/ ( stirfry with VEGYS from Panda)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNBDMkrDp0C/ ( another vegetarian meal from Panda)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJB8aH8jD7A/ ( another stirfry from Panda with lots of green veg)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BD4J1x8MA91/ ( Panda pasta with zucchini )
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDg_14xsA3Y/ ( another Panda stirfry....notice a trend?)
https://www.instagram.com/p/_QL8hSsAwz/ ( OMF'nG look at ALL those vegys from a Panda meal!)
,,,https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf9pIvjgxE1/( Khet's pasta. I can see one piece of what looks like it might be a bell pepper)
He sure is eating healthier now -.-
Oh wait! D$P cooking for himself:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYR47R4gnIB/ ( bag of vegys!‽ for that stir fry?)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bet4RNJAB-P/ ( single serve fajitas with more actual fresh veg than chicken!‽)
...
back to Khet and her 1st meal served: brisket on rolls with Macaroni, Peas( double carb) with what looks like some parm and mayo=salad : https://www.instagram.com/p/BfR84OKAMdc/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfWWHq9gN_h/ ( giant portions of banana bread for breakfast from Khet)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bfuy1YIAxMl/ ( burnt peanut butter cookies from Khet)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgInQOaDHsH/ ( followed by iced brownies from Khet)
and lest we forget his instant diabetes b'day cake from Khet: https://www.instagram.com/p/BhP43QCAP_y/
 
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Equinox_

Binge Monster tbh
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Good news all!
@1:17:50 of his pre stream. in response to Adroid_x's cheer (after telling folks why a standing desk is not for him) he went on to relay that as he gets older, he'd probably need to take breaks "to go take a walk around his neighborhood". @.@ As it stands, the one day a week he "hasmore strenuous exercise is working". So fear not and don't worry. He has dramatically changed his diet now that Khet is cooking healthier meals now*. D$P also put his viewers at ease letting them know he "always looks at the warning signs of if you're going to have a heart attack or you're going to have a stroke..." and he has none of those.
*
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhDCdeKAiPE/ ( meatloaf and mashed potatoes from Khet)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgugjO4Agsz/ ( drumsticks and mashed potatoes from Khet)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BP8xJJ5DRfn/( Vegetable soup with side salad ( no shredded cheddar) from Panda)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNIlxwTjq75/ ( stirfry with VEGYS from Panda)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNBDMkrDp0C/ ( another vegetarian meal from Panda)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJB8aH8jD7A/ ( another stirfry from Panda with lots of green veg)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BD4J1x8MA91/ ( Panda pasta with zucchini )
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDg_14xsA3Y/ ( another Panda stirfry....notice a trend?)
https://www.instagram.com/p/_QL8hSsAwz/ ( OMF'nG look at ALL those vegys from a Panda meal!)
,,,https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf9pIvjgxE1/( Khet's pasta. I can see one piece of what looks like it might be a bell pepper)
He sure is eating healthier now -.-
Oh wait! D$P cooking for himself:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYR47R4gnIB/ ( bag of vegys!‽ for that stir fry?)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bet4RNJAB-P/ ( single serve fajitas with more actual fresh veg than chicken!‽)
...
back to Khet and her 1st meal served: brisket on rolls with Macaroni, Peas( double carb) with what looks like some parm and mayo=salad : https://www.instagram.com/p/BfR84OKAMdc/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfWWHq9gN_h/ ( giant portions of banana bread for breakfast from Khet)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bfuy1YIAxMl/ ( burnt peanut butter cookies from Khet)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgInQOaDHsH/ ( followed by iced brownies from Khet)
and lest we forget his instant diabetes b'day cake from Khet: https://www.instagram.com/p/BhP43QCAP_y/
Not gonna lie Panda's cooking actually looks actually not bad and quite appetizing at times...Khet's cooking though...no wonder he keeps tabs on the symptoms of stroke or a heart attack about to happen...at least he's already familiar with what to look out for gout.
 

millais

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Good news all!
@1:17:50 of his pre stream. in response to Adroid_x's cheer (after telling folks why a standing desk is not for him) he went on to relay that as he gets older, he'd probably need to take breaks "to go take a walk around his neighborhood". @.@ As it stands, the one day a week he "hasmore strenuous exercise is working". So fear not and don't worry. He has dramatically changed his diet now that Khet is cooking healthier meals now*. D$P also put his viewers at ease letting them know he "always looks at the warning signs of if you're going to have a heart attack or you're going to have a stroke..." and he has none of those.
*
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhDCdeKAiPE/ ( meatloaf and mashed potatoes from Khet)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgugjO4Agsz/ ( drumsticks and mashed potatoes from Khet)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BP8xJJ5DRfn/( Vegetable soup with side salad ( no shredded cheddar) from Panda)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNIlxwTjq75/ ( stirfry with VEGYS from Panda)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNBDMkrDp0C/ ( another vegetarian meal from Panda)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJB8aH8jD7A/ ( another stirfry from Panda with lots of green veg)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BD4J1x8MA91/ ( Panda pasta with zucchini )
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDg_14xsA3Y/ ( another Panda stirfry....notice a trend?)
https://www.instagram.com/p/_QL8hSsAwz/ ( OMF'nG look at ALL those vegys from a Panda meal!)
,,,https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf9pIvjgxE1/( Khet's pasta. I can see one piece of what looks like it might be a bell pepper)
He sure is eating healthier now -.-
Oh wait! D$P cooking for himself:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYR47R4gnIB/ ( bag of vegys!‽ for that stir fry?)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bet4RNJAB-P/ ( single serve fajitas with more actual fresh veg than chicken!‽)
...
back to Khet and her 1st meal served: brisket on rolls with Macaroni, Peas( double carb) with what looks like some parm and mayo=salad : https://www.instagram.com/p/BfR84OKAMdc/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfWWHq9gN_h/ ( giant portions of banana bread for breakfast from Khet)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bfuy1YIAxMl/ ( burnt peanut butter cookies from Khet)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgInQOaDHsH/ ( followed by iced brownies from Khet)
and lest we forget his instant diabetes b'day cake from Khet: https://www.instagram.com/p/BhP43QCAP_y/
It's not really health related, but it pleases me very much to see that the people commenting on his Instagram are still doing that thing where they appear in droves and simply comment "OK" or "Okay" in order to mock his speaking mannerism of overusing "filler words" like "OK" when ranting in prestream monologues.
 

ANDS!

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. . .a standing desk, that would increase blood circulation, stave off various chronic illnesses (including back pain. . .) and generally improve your overall health - nah. It's all meme-nonsense. Unless of course someone bought it for him.

When someone drinks before bed every single day, they aren’t getting proper, restful sleep on a night by night basis. Someone in Phil’s position should be getting between 4-8 hours of sleep, 4-6 being a better ballpark because he doesn’t do... much of anything really.

Let’s also not forget that heavy drinking for a number of years can cause habituation and lead to alcoholism, the withdrawal of which can kill a man, as well as leading to tons of miscellaneous health problems including (but not limited to); liver disease/failure, kidney disease/failure, mentation changes, mood swings, physical injury due to impaired motor function, digestive issues, vomiting, internal bleeding, seizures, stroke, and death. There is also such a thing as alcohol induced psychosis and alcohol induced dementia, which we are certainly seeing early warning signs from our boy Dark. The fact that he was able to contract gout (even if only his aunt had it, it would be far more likely to be his father or mother if it were hereditary) points to him being a heavy, HEAVY drinker considering his age.
Let us not disparage the drinkers of the world. I have a scotch almost regularly, but I'm not as sedentary as Burnell. That is the big difference.
 

bearsintrees

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. . .a standing desk, that would increase blood circulation, stave off various chronic illnesses (including back pain. . .) and generally improve your overall health - nah. It's all meme-nonsense. Unless of course someone bought it for him.
Given Phil's apparently genuine love of his once-weekly walks around the mall, I don't think anything would do him more good than a decent treadmill and a commitment to use it. Wake up an hour earlier than usual and walk/jog 30 minutes in the morning to get a good sweat, take a shower and have a real breakfast, boom, you're suddenly presentable on stream and not yawning at noon. Walk for 30-60 minutes at night while you catch up on wrestling in your living room and you won't need to fall asleep with a bottle of gin in your hand. He might act like a human if he was 30 pounds lighter and had the correct hormones in his bloodstream, instead of being a big titted bitch.
 

Prince Lotor

. . .and the blackest eyes. The Devil's eyes.
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There's no way this long-term coma patient looking muthafucka is waddling around the mall at anything faster than 0.7 mph, 1.1 kmph for non-AmericanKiwis, with frequent ice-cream breaks. One day a week he's standing around at the mall for a few hours in between restaurant visits, and this is what he finds so strenuous that he's completely exhausted when he gets home after dinner. He's not mall-walking for exercise, he just happens to have to mosey around a little to get between places he stands or sits in the mall.
 

Wurstbrot

This was my depression
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There's no way this long-term coma patient looking muthafucka is waddling around the mall at anything faster than 0.7 mph, 1.1 kmph for non-AmericanKiwis, with frequent ice-cream breaks. One day a week he's standing around at the mall for a few hours in between restaurant visits, and this is what he finds so strenuous that he's completely exhausted when he gets home after dinner. He's not mall-walking for exercise, he just happens to have to mosey around a little to get between places he stands or sits in the mall.
Or, could it be, Khat is just his nurse? They are not holding hands, she holds him so he won't fall (f.e. backwards on a soft couch where he would break his fragile body). She talks to him, so lonely old Phil won't dry up like a waterless plant. She don't fixes his behavior [anymore] because just let the old grumpy man talk in his last years on Earth. He also has to take his meals with the mixed in pills on schedule.

I can't help myself to imagine Phil laying motionless in a bed and being supplied with liquid healthy food to his veines, while drinking a Red Bull and mumbling "Tip me, I want to keep up this life, tip me. Oh boy, I'm healthier than ever. Tip me". This is basically the lifestyle he describes.
 
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