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Lmao that George Constanza looking motherfucker has a lot of gall even claiming to be trans. Fuck you, New Zealand, fuck you, Olympics. The 1936 Hitlerympics were less of an embarrassment than this absolute bullshit. I hope they're ready for a bunch of seven foot tall trooned out chinks too.welp it’s happening and Rhys is still a third tier troon.
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WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND—100% totally female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard was forced to bid farewell to her Olympic dreams yesterday after a tragic accident left her with a severely lacerated testicle. Hubbard would have been the first transgender woman to compete in the Olympics.
The injury is not life-threatening, but doctors have advised Hubbard that she needs to refrain from heavy lifting for at least six to eight weeks as her injury heals. Obviously, that means Olympic weightlifting is off the table.
Hubbard was something of a controversial figure at this year’s games given that she was born a biological male and competed as a male weightlifter until 2013. Many critics argued that this gave her an unfair advantage compared to female weightlifters, but Hubbard says that’s ridiculous.
“Sure, there are some biological differences like bone density and muscle strength between the sexes,” Hubbard said. “But none of those gives me an unfair advantage in weightlifting, which is really more about finesse and technique!”
Hubbard said while she's disappointed she won’t be able to live out her Olympic dreams this year, that’s just the way it goes. “Sometimes your testicles get in the way,” Hubbard said. “That’s just something we gals have to deal with.”
He's pretty much the "soft open" for letting troons into everything. If they can get into Olympic weightlifting, where male upper body strength is at its maximum, they're into everything. If they can sell people on letting this fat old dude with a dad bod in, and he doesn't immediately gold, then they can say "look, see, they don't have an unfair advantage" and then you get 20 year old 7 foot tall chink troons paid by the government.Hubbard isn't beating her unless she's struck by lightning or dies in a plane crash or something. Relative to the other qualifiers, Hubbard might medal on his best day, but it's a tossup.
he's also extremely out of shape. Super Fat. Super flabby arms.A little handicapping in advance of the event: at his last big competition, Hubbard's total was 270. (Total kilos lifted in the snatch and the clean and jerk combined.) That would have put him in eighth place at the 2016 summer games. He's reached 285 in the past, which would have been good enough for fourth.
The favorite for gold in the women's unlimited weight class is China's Li Wenwen, a beast in human shape who's set world records with totals over 330. Hubbard isn't beating her unless she's struck by lightning or dies in a plane crash or something. Relative to the other qualifiers, Hubbard might medal on his best day, but it's a tossup.
ETA: He's also facing an unusually weak field this time out, because North Korea withdrew from the games and Russia is only allowed to send two weightlifters total due to doping sanctions. Otherwise we'd be pretty much guaranteed a China-Russia-DPRK podium.
he's also extremely out of shape. Super Fat. Super flabby arms.
Yep. Hubbard is 43. The next oldest qualifier in the weight class is the USA's Sarah Robles at 32. No other competitor is over 30. Li Wenwen, the aforementioned favorite, is 21.Hubbard is pretty old even for the age category the IOC allowed them to compete in. It’s McKinnon’s Law - transwomen apparently don’t even have to be fit or work out much to qualify. Yet they claim that if they don’t win, it’s still fair.
EDIT: just realised it’s an OPEN age category at the Olympics. Far out.
Every troon fantasizes about beating up that snatch but none of them ever get it.So what are the current odds of a troon beating a woman in the snatch?
Now, I know they are letting this guy compete so they can test the waters and open up the troongate. But, what excuse are they using for letting this old, flabby, out-of-shape dude take up space in a competition that a woman could be in? Is he the best New Zealand has to offer? What woman should be going instead of him?A little handicapping in advance of the event: at his last big competition, Hubbard's total was 270. (Total kilos lifted in the snatch and the clean and jerk combined.) That would have put him in eighth place at the 2016 summer games. He's reached 285 in the past, which would have been good enough for fourth.
The favorite for gold in the women's unlimited weight class is China's Li Wenwen, a beast in human shape who's set world records with totals over 330. Hubbard isn't beating her unless she's struck by lightning or dies in a plane crash or something. Relative to the other qualifiers, Hubbard might medal on his best day, but it's a tossup.
ETA: He's also facing an unusually weak field this time out, because North Korea withdrew from the games and Russia is only allowed to send two weightlifters total due to doping sanctions. Otherwise we'd be pretty much guaranteed a China-Russia-DPRK podium.
Now, I know they are letting this guy compete so they can test the waters and open up the troongate. But, what excuse are they using for letting this old, flabby, out-of-shape dude take up space in a competition that a woman could be in? Is he the best New Zealand has to offer? What woman should be going instead of him?

Another white man holding back an indigenous woman. NZ needs to decolonize their Olympic team.21-year-old Kuinini ‘Nini’ Manumua apparently should have gone instead of him, according to twitter
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What's this?On a lighter note, I love how every high profile troon got into the Korps except Rhys.
Oh it's wild! There is a tranny hypnofurryfetish cult on Discord to which a lot of high profile troons belong.What's this?
Yes - an out of shape, repeatedly injured, and 40+ year old man is still better than the entire field of Women in NZ (and probably anywhere else).Is he the best New Zealand has to offer? What woman should be going instead of him?
That's just how middle-aged women look.he's also extremely out of shape. Super Fat. Super flabby arms.
21-year-old Kuinini ‘Nini’ Manumua apparently should have gone instead of him, according to twitter
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Maybe they can all Heaven's Gate themselves.Oh it's wild! There is a tranny hypnofurryfetish cult on Discord to which a lot of high profile troons belong.