Dr. Scott Ford / MoistEagleVent / M. E. Vehnt / haliaeetus / Aetus - Avian veterinarian that draws eagle porn

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MeganDodgedABullet

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The haliaeetus123 twitter account is protected now, so who knows what he's saying on there.

If you're watching this thread Scott, then your best bet at keeping a career is outing other people you may know who molest birds (or worse) so you have eyes off of you and on someone else. Get to snitching!
Sing like a canary! hahahahahahhhaa......
 

GethN7

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There is something about this man's love of sex with birds that strikes me as more messed up than the usual bestiality deviants.

Dogs and horses at least make some vague anatomical sense, but birds are on a whole different level of biological "the pieces won't even fit no matter how hard you try".

Also, while some animal molesters have proven it possible to force an animal to submit to their depraved desires (dogs and horses can both be trained, disturbingly enough, to submit to these perverts), I can't imagine how they would ever get any bird to play along with their sexual desires.
 

Eryngium

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There is something about this man's love of sex with birds that strikes me as more messed up than the usual bestiality deviants.

Dogs and horses at least make some vague anatomical sense, but birds are on a whole different level of biological "the pieces won't even fit no matter how hard you try".

Also, while some animal molesters have proven it possible to force an animal to submit to their depraved desires (dogs and horses can both be trained, disturbingly enough, to submit to these perverts), I can't imagine how they would ever get any bird to play along with their sexual desires.
Is sex with animals gay tho?
 

crayolasword

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And from his article about restraining birds. ...
 

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DatBepisTho

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I mean, he's not wrong. Although I've only ever carried them upside down with a hand around both legs and the other arm keeping their wings folded.

Getting pecked in the balls by a goose was an unexpected bonus.

Bruh, just don't carry and herd them with a big stick.

Now I'm wondering if eaglefucker ever tried to molest geese and how that went over, given geese are birds of Satan.
 

Exorbital Columnations

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Bruh, just don't carry and herd them with a big stick.

Now I'm wondering if eaglefucker ever tried to molest geese and how that went over, given geese are birds of Satan.
I was catching them for slaughter, my dood, so I didn't have much choice.

And yes, fuck geese (metaphorically, Dr. Scott Ford, noted birdfucker, not literally).
 

I should be working

Someone in the office keeps stealing my pens.
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Would it count as gay ops to leave reviews for his clinic/practice mentioning that he has actually admitted to molesting birds? Don’t want to overstep.

If you did, how would we know unless you tell us about it?
You are either unable to think for yourself or you're trying to Moralfag and dig for attention.
There's no other reason to post something like this.
 

smallface

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Looked through some of the photos on that site and EW.
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Seems like this is also taken on the same date as the video of Scott's proposal to Colin. I guess they ceremoniously molested the bird after scaring the shit out of it during the proposal.

Also, looks like it took place at West Sound Wildlife Shelter in Washington. Wonder how they'd feel about having had a zoophile volunteer there and taking close-up pics of bird asshole on their premises.
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