drama drama drama (i kinda go off) 05/18/20 - Your gorl just applied a hair nourishing product to her face.

Moonpie

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I personally think the eye twitching is caused by her starting and stopping the ssri meds. That's a side effect when you suddenly stop them. Like this fat dumbass does.
Her small pea brain can't comprehend that.
She soooo wants a serious diagnosis that she thinks is unrelated to her weight.
She'll be on the sympathy seeking train soon.
 

TomatilloSalsa

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doctor shopping has the connotation of drug use or munchausens. Getting 2nd and 3rd opinions isn't illegal and isn't doctor shopping. Anyone who has had a complex medical issue typically has to be seen by many doctors before one of them figures it out.

By getting these appointments, Amber is helping the doctors out a lot. GPs have been totally screwed out of most of their income because people are putting off their non-covid medical needs. Any other time she would be using an appointment that someone else could have used for something urgent, but now the situation is totally different. Now is the time to get your 3rd opinion about something dumb, if you can afford it please do so.
Assuming she's actually paying for that appointment. How often has she gone to a doctor once and then conveniently decided to go see someone else once the bill arrived in the mail?
 

Pinky&Perky

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Why didn't she just go to the eye doctor, like the doctor suggested? One of the docs said it might be a side effect of her meds, did she go back to see about having her meds changed to see if that was the problem? What's the point of seeing a 3rd, 4th, etc. doctor, when she hasn't done the most obvious: eye doctor and changing the med that could be causing the twitching. Then, if there are no answers there, go elsewhere.

The doctors didn't contradict each other, they just suggested a possible cause and seeking the expertise of another professional that may be able to provide a more definitive answer. And she's being purposely obtuse. No one said she was looking for meds, they said she's looking to be told what she wants to hear. She knows that. Strawman arguments are idiotic.

Wow@ Angie Fae dropping $500 on Zachary Michael and DCMediaGirl, each. You have to wonder about the motivation of people who do this for about 10-20 seconds of acknowledgement before the streamer moves on, but it's their money, so eh..
Remember all the sobbing when she couldnt fit into the MRI machine - I think that is why she cant get a diagnosis
 

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Note - she huffily stated she paid for her appointments BEFORE seeing the doctor - so there or some similar idiocy.

I interpreted that as meaning her info searched by a doc's office red flags for previous non-payment & they want money before she's seen.
 

PB4ZZZ

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Remember all the sobbing when she couldnt fit into the MRI machine - I think that is why she cant get a diagnosis
No doctor would suggest an MRI for an acute presentation of an eye twitch, unless she had other unexplained symptoms. I will eat Amber's stir fry if it isn't related to her not taking her meds properly, perhaps with a dash of uncontrolled hypertension, that is behind it all. I am sure she has been told this and does not like it. Maybe cost of needing multiple prescriptions to keep her going is exceeding her income... but if that is the case why is she so desperate to obtain a devastating diagnosis? She certainly is an odd one.
 

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No doctor would suggest an MRI for an acute presentation of an eye twitch, unless she had other unexplained symptoms. I will eat Amber's stir fry if it isn't related to her not taking her meds properly, perhaps with a dash of uncontrolled hypertension, that is behind it all. I am sure she has been told this and does not like it. Maybe cost of needing multiple prescriptions to keep her going is exceeding her income... but if that is the case why is she so desperate to obtain a devastating diagnosis? She certainly is an odd one.
exactly. it’s damn obvious she wants to hear she has a tooomur, maybe then the mean old haydurs will feel terrible and repent 😩
same way she wouldn’t stfu about having kidney stones until she was supposedly diagnosed with kidneys stones.

i’ll bet she either has hypertension as most fatties do, is dehydrated cause all she drinks is diet sodee, or cause she takes hers meds about 2 days or so every week.
 

Moonpie

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Remember all the sobbing when she couldnt fit into the MRI machine - I think that is why she cant get a diagnosis
I dont think an MRI would be necessary for the eye twitch but I do believe the Drs have suggested some kind of tests- or maybe multiple tests- and it's concerning her weight.
How could they not look at her and know she has shit going on. There's no way a 500 pounder is healthy. That may be why she's so salty.
She realizes deep down that we've been right all along and it burns her shelf ass up.
 

mekalekahi

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Another flop attempt at starting a shrimpgate 2.0. It's crazy that amber used to actually vlog shit while with destiny and at least show her life somewhat and now her whole gig is orchestrating weird videos where she pretends to be bothered by shit her and no one else gives a fuck about. Girl starts ranting about whats illegal after she had becky drive in a comatose state for 3 months.

Shes trying to bat signal MBP to come for her or for them all to start a ambercon this year but gorl you are donneee. Im confused why she refuses to just eat fast food on camera like the rest of them, I honestly would respect her more.

Her rubbing hair conditioner on her face is the only shining light during these dark times.
 

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She's either on something or off of something, possibly both. The people speculating that's she's not consistently taking her psych meds are probably right.

She says she doesn't like doing her eyebrows because she has no idea what she's doing. The rest of her face is passable (though matching eyeshadow color to clothes is corny af, and lol at using hair product as a primer), but her eyebrows look like a child did them. Crayola style.
 

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Fuck your feelings, nancypants
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Imagine that. Taking meds for a condition you don't have, then suddenly stopping them and picking up again, then half-assed taking them can lead to side effects your munchausen's brain didn't bother to think through? Although, given who she is and how convinced she is that there is something deeply, physically wrong with her to explain away gaining 300 pounds on a weight loss journey other than stuffing cheetos and orange chicken down her piehole nonstop, it could very well be intentional. After all, she did get her MD from that well established beacon of education WebMD and she is perfectly capable of differentiating between a potential side effect and OMGCANCER!
 

Keyboard Warrior

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There's been far more astute observations and entertaining posts on this video, so I really have nothing to add. But it's fucking hilarious that she sits there with such condescension in her voice while applying hair conditioner to her face. I'm getting flashbacks of her Cetaphil "moment" from a few months back, thinking it was lotion and not a soap cleanser you're supposed to rinse off.

I mean, what else is she getting completely wrong in her life that goes unchecked because she's just that dense? 🥴
 

Alaska Thundercunt

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One thing that never ceases to amaze me is how genuinely blind Amber is to her own bullshit.

I don't think she's calculating, just... incredibly, incredibly stupid.

Like, even if an attorneyfag were to tell her that if they are demonstratably true then the statements that have been made about her are not slander, she would say, "BUT THEY AREN'T TRUE!!!" and then go into hiding as she has done in the past when presented with screenshots or videos as evidence.

And she certainly doesn't want to change.

Being like this is comfortable for her.
 

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people in the replies are saying it's an amika product. i put on my autism hat and dove in.
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amika is pretty common beauty box fare. i don't know if a shine cream would be considered a leave in conditioner but this is the most similar packaging i could find.

it looks most closely to this
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TLDR amber maybe used a haircare product as face moisturizer. i'm bored sorry
Maybe it's because she's been so exceptionally boring for a while and the lols are getting few and far between, but the idea that she even POSSIBLY put hair conditioner on her face because it has French words on the front (and who knows what those silly french words mean boo boo!) is the honest-to-god funniest thing she's done in ages. I love it
 

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She always has to be monochromatic with her makeup/jewelry/clothes. Her fat brain can’t even attempt to worry about what might look good together. ‘Oh blue earrings, they will look perfect with my blue scrunchie and blue expired eyeshadow’.

Reminds me of when she bought a color-by-number coloring book because she couldn’t be assed to figure out what colors went where on her own.

She is so god damn DULL.
When she went for that ugly ass blue eye shadow I physically cringed. Even 14 year old girls know how to do eyeshadow.

Why didn't she just go to the eye doctor, like the doctor suggested?
Liduruhley, this. A GP isn't going to be specialized in eyes, things like that you need specialists for (ear, nose, throat etc) and your GP referring you to an eye doctor for something is the exact same thing as getting a second opinion. Amberlynn's brain runs on fry oil fumes and she's been withdrawling from maccy's for too long during the plague.
 

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Of course Amberlynn doesn't wafflestomp. She probably has a semi-constant diarrhea river flowing between her massive asscheeks courtesy of her super-secret friend L. B. Diabeetus and her carb/sugar-rich diet which lacks any forms of fiber or useful nutrients. Research shows a very significant correlation between obesity and chronically abnormal bowel movements, and as many have said before me the fact that Albert is almost completely immobile exacerbates this because she can't physically get up to take a proper shit half the time. Anyways, No Layg No Watch.

P.S. Amber please show layg it will give u money for Casa Grande
 

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I personally think the eye twitching is caused by her starting and stopping the ssri meds. That's a side effect when you suddenly stop them. Like this fat dumbass does.
She takes Lamotrigine. Most of her complaints can be explained by it. Recurring infections, twitching/spasms, anxiety. I’m surprised none of her doctors have taken her off of it, but a bad reaction to medication probably isn’t a sexy enough diagnosis for her. Also, it’s not a medication you can just start and stop, if you miss a few days, you’re back at square one. If she’s missing it as often as it seems like she is, it’s probably just making her mood worse.
 
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