Dreams of Kiwi Farms -

[FuckedUp]

Past few days I've been having dreams of stuff happening while on here. Last night I dreamed of getting a PM from @The Last Stand asking how I knew of their plan to ban @Arm Pit Cream.

Anyone else?

 

[Neferpitou!]

If you’re having dreams about this place you might spend too much time on here. KF living rent free even in your dreams.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

bro turn off the computer and go outside, or at least stick your head out the window.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I thought this was going to be a very different thread asking Kiwis what they dreamed about, not if they had dreams about the Farms itself lmao.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Get off the xannies slowly and get on something stronger after seeing a psychiatrist, you're not acting right and it's clear the medication you have isn't suited for whatever you have.

 

[NerdShamer]

This is getting close to @Shiversblood level of content.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

I had a weird dream about KF a week ago where my boyfriend found out I was active here and then I found out he was too. It was a minor footnote in a dream where I was also pursued by the US government for attempting to assassinate the president (who looked oddly like Meryl Streep) and dropkicked a door into my ex's face because I could not open the door in any other fashion because she was holding it shut for some reason.

My dreams are on fucking drugs.

 

[The Last Stand]

I had one dream I was in an empty space; I could hear my own echos ad infinitum in a space of nothingness. It was mine to occupy, yet nobody owned it. That same nobody needed something there to give it value.


I was living rent-free in @FuckedUp's mind.

 

[Stardust]

If it's this place, can it be a dream? Seems like a nightmare.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I knew it was time to quit when I started having “dreams” (nightmares) about my old job.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I had a dream the other night that I had found a way to bankroll money online and could make upwards of 10 grand a day. No idea what it was but it had nothing to do with playin' vidya on Twitch.

 

[Neferpitou!]

What if we are all just in one of @FuckedUp ’s dreams right now?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

What if we are all just in one of @FuckedUp ’s dreams right now?

Autiception.

 

[SSF2T Old User]

Kinda hard to have dreams about a website if you can't put a face to the people you are talking to on said website.

At least for me anyways. And before you ask, no, avatars/icons do not count

 

[Ciscoipphone]

I had a weird dream about KF a week ago where my boyfriend found out I was active here and then I found out he was too. It was a minor footnote in a dream where I was also pursued by the US government for attempting to assassinate the president (who looked oddly like Meryl Streep) and dropkicked a door into my ex's face because I could not open the door in any other fashion because she was holding it shut for some reason.

My dreams are on fucking drugs.

Not a dream but I do sometimes wonder if I'm slinging shit at or rating autistic someone i know irl. Hope it's my boss LOL

 

[Bender]

I had a dream where I met @Rat Speaker, he had long ginger hair in a ponytail with a hobo goatee and played a tiny keyboard that had like 20 keys for some band. He was cool until I introduced myself, at which point he freaked out and beat my friend over the head with the keyboard while incoherently screaming about newfags.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Get off the xannies slowly and get on something stronger after seeing a psychiatrist, you're not acting right and it's clear the medication you have isn't suited for whatever you have.

He's DoINg Fine!

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

One or two years ago I had a dream where I lost a drunken bet and volunteered for Brianna Wu's archeological endeavor to find a lost tablet of wisdom that Socrates or someone talked about - according to the tv. Wu had determined it was not far from his house so it wasn't much of a hassle for me who suddenly lived in Boston. I rolled up hungover as fuck wearing a sundress as a disguise+mockery. It ended 1-2 hours later when Wu thought I was seducing Frank and tried to beat me up, I was actually trying to take a nap on the cool concrete floor of a shed outside of a hardware store.

 

[FuckedUp]

To be fair, it's not like I'm dreaming entirely of being on Kiwi Farms. It's just a very small part of whatever I'm dreaming about.

 

[Bender]

To be fair, it's not like I'm dreaming entirely of being on Kiwi Farms. It's just a very small part of whatever I'm dreaming about.

Well now you have to tell us what else you dream about instead of blue-balling us like that.