Dreams -

[Evilboshe]

Last night I had a dream that I was on a bus and Brianna Wu got on and started lecturing everybody about Gamergate. The funny thing is that I don't even follow her thread or know that much about her.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I just had a dream where I was running around my university doing random stuff like returning library books and then when I got to the library I showed them my photo id and they gave me a new one with a really weird looking contemporary photo of me that doesn't exist as opposed to me 2 years ago

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

I had a dream where I realized at some point that there was a high school credit that I needed to take a class that I didn't have so I enrolled at my old high school and had all the high school bullying again (also I enrolled in a high school back in 2001 and there was only smash mouth playing)

I always have those dreams where I'm either in high school/middle school/college that I dropped out of (hell I even had a recent dream where I was in preschool)

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I had a dream where I was accepted to Harvard on a full scholarship but I looked around the campus and saw that pretty much everyone there was a blue haired tranny and I rejected it (also since I have no idea what Harvard looks like it looked like a mall)

 

[Keerakh]

I had a dream a while ago after I had difficulty going to sleep where you could play as Hitler in terraria. It was confusing.

 

[Joan Nyan]

I had a dream that @Asuka was a murderer.

 

[Eldritch]

I had a dream a while ago after I had difficulty going to sleep where you could play as Hitler in terraria. It was confusing.

Kind of a funny coincidence, I've played a lot of Terraria the past few days and I think it effected a very vivid dream I had a while ago.

In the dream I was on a field trip with my crotchety old high school business teacher. We went to this mine, but it turned out that it was part of my teacher's nefarious plot to force us to dig up an ancient artifact of some kind. I ended up finding it, but I didn't want him to have it. I taped it inside the nose of my hounskull helmet. He lined us up and questioned each of us about the artifact. I told him that I found it but it had a mind of it's own and escaped, so someone else must have it.

One member of the group motioned us to a set of ornate, windowed doors at the bottom of the mine and told us to watch. Inside was a dome-shaped room, like the interior of The Pantheon, but more intricately detailed in an almost baroque fashion. Numerous marble sculptures stood inside, but as we watched they began to move and act out some kind of play. The rest of the dream wasn't very interesting.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I recently dreamed I was reading newspaper headlines (the printed kind) around US Election Day a few months from now. At first it was the morning of election day, then suddenly the following day in an instant or something.

Spoiler

Trump won.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I clearly spend too much time here because I just had a dream that I was at the Kiwi Farms headquarters with several other members, and we had all been asked by Null to work on ways to improve certain parts of the site and later present out plans to him. I partnered up with another user, who I can't remember who it was but they probably don't want to be accociated with this dream anyway, and we were supposed to be working on contributions to the Gaming forum. Partly we were distracted by the fact that trashy camgirls kept walking up to our sliding glass door and filming themselves urinating on it, partly we were wasting time finding the weirdest porn we could. We realized that we had to come up with something to present to Null, so we bought an anime dickgirl robot because we forgot what we were supposed to present on anyway. Null walked in and the robot served him a plate of baby carrots. We were never allowed to contribute to site improvement ever again.

 

[D.Angus]

I clearly spend too much time here because I just had a dream that I was at the Kiwi Farms headquarters with several other members, and we had all been asked by Null to work on ways to improve certain parts of the site and later present out plans to him. I partnered up with another user, who I can't remember who it was but they probably don't want to be accociated with this dream anyway, and we were supposed to be working on contributions to the Gaming forum. Partly we were distracted by the fact that trashy camgirls kept walking up to our sliding glass door and filming themselves urinating on it, partly we were wasting time finding the weirdest porn we could. We realized that we had to come up with something to present to Null, so we bought an anime dickgirl robot because we forgot what we were supposed to present on anyway. Null walked in and the robot served him a plate of baby carrots. We were never allowed to contribute to site improvement ever again.

I would be disappointed if we didn't buy the anime dickgirl robot.

 

[Deadwaste]

I had a dream last night where a guy falls in love with a giant crow, breaks up with his current girlfriend, marries the crow, and has kids with said crow. I don't know why that was dreamt, but it was.

Also yesterday I had a dream where Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, and Bernie Sanders die for some unknown reason, then the us gets nuked, and everything went in the style of fallout 4.

 

[c-no]

I had a dream I was thrown into some shitty indie Steam game that was an FPS. It was killing low-poly zombies from a PS2 that took place in some Brazilian looking favela. Eventually it all got replaced with undead buffalo for reason once it was all on an open field.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Back in college, I was supposed to keep a dream journal for like a month or two for a dream analysis psych course I was taking. Given how god-awful my sleep schedule was, this was actually pretty hard to do, but I know one of the recurring themes involved me and my mom leaving this shithole house and my bitch of a grandmother behind. Didn't matter where we were going, just, we were definitely leaving.

...I don't have those dreams anymore, though.

Now my dreams have gotten really...I don't know what the word is, realistic? If it's a nightmare I'll wake up in literal terror; panting and heart racing like from a panic attack or something. Some others I can actually remember some of the tactile feelings that took place (holding something; touching someone, whatever). It's really bizarre.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I had a dream about an overdue library book

 

[c-no]

At this point, I may rarely be dreaming but I can at least remember a most recent one: for some reason, I dreamed of some weird looking game or video that looked like it came from mid 2000's Newgrounds. It was more or less some animation of a guy trying to be all lovey to some girlfriend of his. Near the end, it got all weird where apparently, he tried to get some job but the only choice was apparently going on e-bay to buy some cheap plastic tiara to be a mage.

I don't know why I got the dream but I guess it might had to do with looking up some cliche'd romance stories or something like that, and then looking up a fictional work where a character lives in a more realistic situation such as find a job.

 

[MakeItRain]

I had a dream that i was sitting in the back of a classroom sniggering like a mean girl with @Internet War Criminal while a hefty professor described how the highlight of her day was gonna be going to Burger King and then we got kicked out of class and then my alarm went off.

 

[Chicken Nugget Scoon]

Last night I had a dream where me and a friend could go all over town, and ruin businesses and shops, because we were somehow "famous" and it was accepted we did this.
The only major example I remember is a laundromats, where we threw bricks, pumpkins, or squashes into the washing machines, sometimes a mix of all three, and turned them all on. The owner thanked us and laughed along, even though all the machines were ruined, and we left to the next place to utterly wreck.

Fun dream, to be honest. No clue what it meant, but I enjoyed it enough to remember it upon waking up. Rare for me to do so!

 

[AnOminous]

My most recent dumb, annoying recurring dream involves being on a commuter train and falling asleep and missing my stop, and then when I wake up, I realize I forgot to put on shoes, so I go try to buy shoes, but even though I'm in a shoe store, it ends up being impossible to do for ridiculous, convoluted reasons. Another thing that happens is when I try to get back on the train it veers off the tracks and is somehow coming straight at me, but I realize if I just close my eyes, it can't hit me. Then it goes straight through me like I have noclip on or something, but then I am actually on the train.

I'm only posting this because last time I had a dumb, annoying recurring dream and posted it somewhere, it stopped.

And seriously, fuck this dream.

 

[Abethedemon]

I had a really weird dream that I had two professors for different classes, and that they were both married and both were cucking each other.
I also had a dream that Shadman created an amusement park/forest for himself.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

I think I may have had the most epic dream I may ever dream. In it I had successfully launched a moon rover, It had become national news and I was in a control center with press and a few military types. The rover successfully lands and rolls off onto the moon, the rover uses a robot arm to plant a flag, which is all fancy and motorized, and on the flag is a Pepe. Some general gets pissed off and shouts "What about the American flag?" I push a button on the console and the flag turns around, printed on the other side of the flag was a trollface. "U mad,general?" I think I need to stay off the chans before going to bed. I must also figure out a way to do this for real.