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Aristophanes

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A drinker has raised eyebrows after ordering a stomach-churning cocktail made from Guinness and Sprite. Journalist Ross Maghielse saw the bizarre beverage while visiting a bar in Seattle, and shared a photo of the drink on Twitter.

Someone next to me at this Seattle soccer bar just ordered a Guinness and Sprite, and WTF, is this a thing? pic.twitter.com/MV7F8G46Co — Ross Maghielse (@Maghielse) July 10, 2018

He wrote: ‘Someone next to me at this Seattle soccer bar just ordered a Guinness and Sprite, and WTF, is this a thing?’ Maghielse then asked to try the unappetising drink, which sees two thirds of a pint glass filled with the lemon-lime soda, before being finished with the Irish stout.

‘It taste like I licked a Manhattan sidewalk a day after a nor’easter. I did this for ya’ll.’ Other tweeters were similarly appalled by the drink, with Dawn Foster calling it ‘an actual war crime’. Renea Eure called the cocktail a ‘monstrosity,’ while David Gambacorta asked ‘Why does this exist?’ Others were keen to point out alternative Guinness cocktails, including Black Velvet, which sees dark stout mixed with Champagne.

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Maiden-TieJuan

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I have e seen some pretty freaking g nasty things people have "created" as cocktails, but this is pretty damn bad. I can't even think WHY you would add these two things together except on a dare.
 

DuckSucker

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I have e seen some pretty freaking g nasty things people have "created" as cocktails, but this is pretty damn bad. I can't even think WHY you would add these two things together except on a dare.
People do this shit because it "looks cool". Like, it's "gastropub" shit in a way. It's less about the drink itself but more about the "HEY LOOK AT ME LOOK I GOT A WEIRD LOOKING DRINK ISNT THAT NEAT IM REALLY COOL AND QUIRKY! Wow dont you want to look at me and take pictures of me and my drink!?"

Honestly, cant say it didnt work.
 
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This and Phil's gash are the only times it's physically hurt to not have the horrifying rating.
 

neger psykolog

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Journalist Ross Maghielse saw the bizarre beverage while visiting a bar in Seattle, and shared a photo of the drink on Twitter.

"Journalist"

Google: beer and sprite
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shandy

Google: Guinness shandy
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Use google more:

There's a fucking ready made stock photo of basically the same fucking thing

And the Guinness Collector's Club specifically mentions "Guinness Shandy":
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http://www.guinntiques.com/blacklist.aspx
 

Deadwaste

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It looks pretty cool, but it would look even cooler if it was 7up instead of Sprite
 

CWCissey

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No no no.

Stouts are not meant to be used when making shandies, it should always be a bitter.

Mix Guinness with Crabbie's Ginger Beer if you want a decent hipster cocktail with stouts.
 

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