Drivers of Kiwifarms What Makes You Roadrage? - Farmers biggest driving petpeeves

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HomeAloneTwo

I got to say the nay-no, my brother.
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not using turn signals, especially in a brand new car
people that are in the wrong lane right before a red light and get over at the last second in front of you, usually still in the other lane
people that pull out right in front of you making you break harder than usual, when there isnt a single car behind you and they could have waited 4 seconds
people that merge on the highway going 30-40
people that stop a yields when there isn't oncoming traffic


I hate driving. Living in a tech center where 80% of the drivers are foreigners that never drove before moving here has brought out the worst in the drivers.
 

Agent Nahman Jayden

None'a my business.
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Everything.

No but for real, I probably hate it the most when people are dicks on the road (tailgating, swerving into another lane then speeding off like a prick, running red lights, etc) and don't get in trouble for it, at least where I can see it. If I tried to do any of that, I'd get pulled over in a heartbeat but god forbid someone tell that Silverado that he's being a cunt.

By default, I hate any drivers in certain cars because those cars have tendencies and habits that piss me off. Accords and Altimas are the worst offenders, I've found, either because their drivers act like they've never driven before or they think they're the only ones on the road.

Another one that hasn't been mentioned is when I myself need to scoot over, say, on the highway to take a specific exit and I have my blinker on and slow down and people in the lane over still. won't. let me over. Like Jesus Christ.

I love driving, I just hate everything about other drivers, as aforementioned.
 

Looney Troons

DRINK!
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People who are going 40mp/h or higher who begin to come to a complete stop when a near green light turns to yellow.

Also the Tesla fags who do the ‘look ma, no hands’ shit in their car. Basically, anyone who relies on modern driver-assist functions. A lot of newer cars have ‘blind spot sensors’ who do not check their mirrors and instead hope to hear the warning chime before switching lanes.
 

ToroidalBoat

Token Hispanic Friend
True & Honest Fan
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As a pedestrian, I really don't like it when reckless drivers almost plow over pedestrians while turning.

Where's the fire?

I can’t stand when there’s a wreck and everyone has to slow down so they can gawk at the scene.
That's a universal thing. Whether it's on the Autobahn in Germany or some backwater road in 'Murica, people like to gawk.
 

Murmur

Uncouth Twat
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It's early morning, just before the sun has come up. I'm driving to work on a back road, it's only a 15 minute drive and not a bad drive admittedly. I glance into the darkness of the rear view mirror, nobody there, I have the road to myself. Suddenly, two pinpricks of light appear behind me. I look at my speedometer, I'm going 55 and the limit is 45. There's never any cops on this road, I'm fine. Thirty seconds later, the pinpricks have become two full blown LED mini suns and they are directly on my ass. I'M ALREADY GOING TEN FUCKING MPH ABOVE THE GODDAMN SPEED LIMIT WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO DO. I HOPE YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY GETS KILLED AND SOMEHOW YOU GET BLAMED FOR IT. FUCK OFF AND DIE.
 

Coleman Francis

❤KKK❤
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It's early morning, just before the sun has come up. I'm driving to work on a back road, it's only a 15 minute drive and not a bad drive admittedly. I glance into the darkness of the rear view mirror, nobody there, I have the road to myself. Suddenly, two pinpricks of light appear behind me. I look at my speedometer, I'm going 55 and the limit is 45. There's never any cops on this road, I'm fine. Thirty seconds later, the pinpricks have become two full blown LED mini suns and they are directly on my ass. I'M ALREADY GOING TEN FUCKING MPH ABOVE THE GODDAMN SPEED LIMIT WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO DO. I HOPE YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY GETS KILLED AND SOMEHOW YOU GET BLAMED FOR IT. FUCK OFF AND DIE.

If you're in the passing lane then you put your turn signal on and get the fuck over and let the people who want to drive fast do their thing.
 
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