Drum solo please: PornHub is releasing its trashiest, filthiest porno ever - This time for a good cause

[Ahriman]

Source.

For starters, make sure your door is locked & your phone isn’t connected to that BlueTooth speaker in the communal living room like last time (collar pull). Now dim those lights, get your best, partnerless sock ready & turn your volume down to a discreet level for that sweet, sweet intro solo:

Now, onto the most Filthy McNasty, down & dirty, trashiest porno that a self-pleasure advocacy site has ever unleashed…. er, at least some news about it…

From Forbes:

Once again the task of saving the world, even in a minute and ultimately futile way, falls on the shoulders of Pornhub. After working to save the bees, the philanthropic arm of Pornhub, Pornhub Cares is setting its sights on saving the world’s beaches with its “Dirtiest Porn Ever” campaign.

To make a dent, Pornhub has produced a video starring amateur pornstar couple Leolulu that has them engaging in sexual activity on one of the world’s dirtiest beaches. As the video progresses, a clean-up crew picks up trash to slowly reveal the couple that had been previously obscured by the garbage.

Hopefully they recently received their tetanus shots. Each view of the video will result in a donation to Ocean Polymers, a nonprofit that specializes in solutions to collect and process plastic waste from the world’s oceans.

Alright, so maybe that wasn’t the hot action you were looking for… but if you do watch the real deal, PornHub donates to an org looking to save the planet one piece of plastic at a time. I mean, look at this Ocean Polymers ship… practically guaranteed to get you wet with all those pipes:

And won’t it be nice when the video ends, and there’s that brief flash where you’re looking at your own sad, spent reflection in the screen of your laptop, iPad, or phone, where instead of shame you feel a little proud of yourself? Hey, I just did something GOOD.

If only they could send that HAZMAT cleanup crew back in to grab that sock…

So, uh, here it is.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Ba da dun, dun dun, dun!

 

[オウム]

Lol the only thing it will help is Pornhubs views, no one is thinking about social issues when they nut. Didn't they get called out for renting out snow plows during some big blizzard in a city but no one tactfully saw their plows out working?

 

[Remove Goat]

If it doesn't have Mike Rowe in it, Pornhub's lost a customer.

 

[Rancid Flid]

I just hope we get to see some clear plastic bottles inserted into orifices. 2 litre size or the big ole water cooler one will do for me.

 

[VV 422]

Lol the only thing it will help is Pornhubs views, no one is thinking about social issues when they nut. Didn't they get called out for renting out snow plows during some big blizzard in a city but no one tactfully saw their plows out working?

you'd think a porn company would be an expert on the whole plowing thing

 

[オウム]

you'd think a porn company would be an expert on the whole plowing thing

They only know how to plow when the cameras are on them I guess.

 

[Marco Fucko]

I appreciate the attempt I guess, but this is certainly not four rich guys, four hookers, and four guys with big dicks kidnapping a bunch of teenagers, taking them to a castle and fucking them in creative ways and then executing them later.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

Is this worse than Backdoor Sluts 9?

 

[Vecr]

Why is the clean-up dude wearing a hazmat suit?

To hide his identity?

 

[Arctic Fox]

Why is the clean-up dude wearing a hazmat suit?

To hide his identity?

His erection maybe

 

[Babyspackle]

This is the most disappointing thread ever. my day is ruined

 

[Clop]

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this seems fishy
im not an expert on chemical engineering, but im pretty sure that turning random plastic waste into fuel grade syngas is not that simple, and the process certainly wont be able to self-sustain while simultaneously powering an entire fucking ship lol

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-ocean-polymers-project#/

Meet the Yorkshirewoman on a mission to clear plastic pollution from world's oceans

Yorkshire’s Heather Wigglesworth has swapped high-flying jobs in the polo world to join an ambitious attempt to clear plastic pollution from the world’s oceans. Chris Burn reports.

www.yorkshirepost.co.uk

I wouldn't believe any major scale cleaning operation with that little money, especially the fucking ocean. And their pitch's point is trying to make a profit from collecting plastics from ocean, which doesn't make sense to me because it's already much more affordable to make plastic shit from scratch, because recycling plastic makes inferior products and the process is more expensive. If it could be utilized better, it would be done already.

The whole setup reeks of someone not doing the math, or just plain hoping nobody's done the math before hitting 'Donate.' Plus it's on fucking Indiegogo, come the fuck on.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I was expecting an Amberlynn x JY video.

 

[Clop]

yeah thats what gives me serious doubt. i know that turning plastics into syngas (which is just a gaseous mixture of H2 and CO and can be made from almost any organic material) is possible in principle, the problem is that doing so would consume a lot more energy than what little fuel value you'd get back from burning the syngas later. it's a net waste of energy, which is why nobody does it in the first place. even just burning the plastic waste directly for heat in some power plant would be more energy efficient.

True, especially the energy efficiency, plastic tends to hold up its energy all the way to the end of its life cycle since it hardly ever degrades. If the plastics burned in a ship managed to produce enough energy to keep collecting the waste to stay at or close to net zero, it'd still be a nice gesture for the environment, but it wouldn't be a business without selling itself as a product to clean everything cost-efficiently.

Now that I think about it, the byproducts of burning all of that waste on a ship to produce energy has to go somewhere, and I have a feeling the creator of this venture never thought about how much toxic shit burning plastic in the middle of an ocean generates, and whether just leaving the plastic flotsam floating is the better option.

 

[Krimjob]

I love how this thread is now about analyzing the scientifical possibilities of green energy rather than amateur porn. This is why I love Kiwifarms.

I doubt anyone's gonna give a shit about this though. People just wanna nut.

 

[Miller]

PornHub is releasing its trashiest, filthiest porno ever

>tfw no HD remaster of Max Hardcore's work

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

i doubt it can be any worse then facial abuse (or is it called facefucking now?). thats the kind of degenerate shit i bust my nuts too when i want to feel dirty.

 

[Judge Holden]

Nigga when I said I wanted filthy porn I was kinda talking about poop and menstrual blood.......

 

[Vulpes Incunta]

Just pigs mating in there sty, nothing to see here