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Mrs Paul

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Buzzed on some Yuengling Black & Tan. I have some Wise Onion-Rings, but they're a poor substitute for Funyuns.

(Seriously, anyone else get the munchies when they're drunk?)
 
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Oscar Wildean

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My aunt used to be a drug addict and one time she and her husband got high on some hard drugs, and they told my mom that Mexicans were stealing stuff in their backyard. Nobody was there obviously.
Does this count as a high story?
 
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Gordon Cole

Give 'em something to remember like The Alamo
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Smoked some indica, eating bbq, and watching A Clockwork Orange for the first time.

It's lit.
My aunt used to be a drug addict and one time she and her husband got high on some hard drugs, and they told my mom that Mexicans were stealing stuff in their backyard. Nobody was there obviously.
Does this count as a high story?
I have an acid casualty aunt, and my cousins have horror stories about her standing outside their doors with a knife in a daze growing up.
 

Oscar Wildean

Bitchiest bitch in town.
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I'm just wondering what kind of drugs make you think Mexicans are stealing things from your backyard.
 

Recoil

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Would silica desiccant bags dry out bud? why am I staring at my keyboard?
yes, save them to put in your sneakers at night afterwards.

I'm just wondering what kind of drugs make you think Mexicans are stealing things from your backyard.
obv stimulants

Buzzed on some Yuengling Black & Tan. I have some Wise Onion-Rings, but they're a poor substitute for Funyuns.

(Seriously, anyone else get the munchies when they're drunk?)
They think booze stimulates the part of the hypothalmus involved with hunger & eatin
 
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Freshly Baked Socks

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FYI: While you are reading my comment, I am either high, drunk, or passed out.

This has been a public service announcement from Freshly Baked Socks, thank you.
 

skellig58

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Buzzed on some Yuengling Black & Tan. I have some Wise Onion-Rings, but they're a poor substitute for Funyuns.

(Seriously, anyone else get the munchies when they're drunk?)
Man, Now I want some Black and Tan. Yuenling is the shit.
 

Lensherr

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Got fucked up on rum punch on Friday with my friend at a tiki bar based around The Shadow over Innsmouth by H.P. Lovecraft. It's one of the easiest types of drinks to get really wasted on since it's so sweet and fruity, thus it goes down really easily.
 

Gordon Cole

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Just ordered new gear and I'm chilling in bed eating pumpkin seeds.

My weed stories get really boring in the Summer.

Got fucked up on rum punch on Friday with my friend at a tiki bar based around The Shadow over Innsmouth by H.P. Lovecraft. It's one of the easiest types of drinks to get really wasted on since it's so sweet and fruity, thus it goes down really easily.
I really can't do fruity drinks after I yakked drinking too much Sangria. Having a low tolerance for sweet stuff doesn't help either.

(Also way to bury the lede that a Lovecraft-themed tiki bar exists.)
 

Surf and TERF

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I mixed vodka with a can of diet cream soda. I’m not drunk, but I feel warm and good.

I think artificial sweeteners from the sodas are screwing with my blood sugar. I wasn’t drinking them until recently, and I haven’t had an appetite in months. Suddenly, I want to snack all the time. I should just get a filter to make the tap water more appealing.
 
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