Drunk/High Thread -

ZeCommissar

This paper contains all the reasons you're a fag
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Eating while high makes it feel like i'm eating into a bottomless pit. Like its great for me since I always had a high as fuck metabolism so it helps me maintain a health
 

Wonderful Id

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I really wish I had some weed now. I rarely ever smoke since I don't know where to get it (the nearest place to get it legally is an 8 hr drive there) and the guy who drove there last time to buy a bunch can't make it out there now. I wanted to experiment with it more. Try other foods while high, watch comedies that I had seen before and have them been 10 times funnier, and even watching porn while high was amazing, since I felt like I could have a deeper connection with it.
 

Save the Loli

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I keep spending obscene amounts at the liquor store because I'm afraid Chinese coronavirus is gonna fuck up the supply chain. All that coronavirus in Russia and Japan better not hurt my sake and vodka! It was packed too, like I've never seen it that packed except during the holidays.

But I also decided to go buy a domestic rum instead of the rum imported from some Caribbean or Latin American shithole. Support the American economy, right? "Bayou Rum" from Louisiana (although I bet it's all marketing and they don't actually grow the sugarcane there, shit I'd love an authentic American grown, American-made rum). Pretty fucking good to mix with energy drinks or tea. Sweet, but not cloyingly so. Not as complex as some of the other white rums I mix energy drinks and tea with but very good. Makes me happy.
 

Midlife Sperglord

Sperging over console gaming.
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Drinking IPAs since I have today off work. Also playing Star Ocean First Departure R while getting drunk. There are worse ways to spend my day off work.
 
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Jasonfan89

Aka horrorfan89
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I've been drinking more malt liquor then a group of niggas ina gettho and I see why it was so popular with then and to a lesser extent spics.

This stuff is getting me shit faced in 20 oz. I was so drunk after two bottles k could only drink half a third before I had to stop or use end up puking my insides up.
 
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Exist0

Double-dicked Super-Fag
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6 in the morning, shaved my head and put plaits in my beard. Furiously reporting all furries on Splatoon 2, shit doesn't end. New hobby of boiling eggs.

Wife and kids rise in about 45 minutes, might dress up like a wizard and frighten everyone.

29 beers into a binge. Hence the post here.
 

Lensherr

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So I think I got alcohol poisoning for the first time.

Last Thursday I had some friends over to watch some movies (we ended up watching The Fanatic and Nightcrawler), I ended up having several swigs of Jägermeister, one oatmeal stout, one White Russian, two Angry Orchards, and two shots of Fireball to drink, a bunch of junk food and a KFC five-piece chicken meal with beans and macaroni and cheese, and took a couple of bong rips on top of that.

I ended up sending my friends home at 11:30 or so because I wasn’t feeling too great (normally I’d be fine with staying up later). Once they left, I took my meds and tried to go to sleep, only to feel a sense of uneasiness in my stomach. I went to the toilet and five seconds later, I barfed.
 
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Shugo

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Dudes, nothing like getting high right after work, start your weekend early, one edible lasts me til Monday. I like reading everyone's stories here, I feel just so happy. I'm so happy like everything's gonna be okay and we're all gonna survive CoronaCovid. You guys are so cooool
How many mg in one fucking edible? Wow

you're cool too
 
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A Beached Whale

A Whale of a Tale
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How many mg in one fucking edible? Wow

you're cool too
Only 10mg. I never really did weed until I met Mr. Whale. I didn't realize that it could be relaxing, without making me sleepy.(I also can't smoke it without feeling nautious) Anyway, my tolerance is shiiiit cause of that. Sometimes I can take a half in addition on Saturday nights, but in general, one is enough to suffice.
 

Midlife Sperglord

Sperging over console gaming.
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I had a couple of shots of indica soda just now. Not high yet, but that time will come in the near future. I plan on watching giallo thrillers on Prime Video, which actually has a decent selection of them on their service in the USA.
 

Lammy

lamb with a burger of ham
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dota is a shit game and hots is a REALLY shit game but after 6 shots of vodka they're so fun and i love my friends that play them with me so very much
the best part though is being drunk lets me tell my friends how much i love and care about them and that they mean the world to me
alcohol is pretty cool dude press 1 to respect it :1::1::1::1::1::1::1::1::1: #TYCED
that's realistic content
 

queerape

Gorilla gorilla goes Gorillaz
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I got this nigori sake i like and havent had since the quarantine, I got like $50 of my favorite drinks ive missed
 
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Lensherr

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I've recently decided to cut back heavily on my drinking*, and have been taking THC edibles instead.

*I made this decision after I got blackout drunk a couple weeks back. I was supposed to go out on a date with a girl that day, but when we met at the brewery to have dinner together, she left after five minutes because we just couldn't connect with each other. So I had a cider and a porter from there, and when I got home, I had two shots of Fireball, two Angry Orchards, an oatmeal stout, and two shots of Everclear. Last thing I remember before I passed out was watching a podcast.
 

Drain Todger

Unhinged Doomsayer
True & Honest Fan
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Throwin' back a pint of Guinness. Wondering why nobody's made a Space Engineers mod that inverts the gravity so that you're repelled from planets as a kind of "challenge mode". You have to build platforms hanging off the rock-sky in order to have something to stand on, rovers need wheels on their roof and atmospheric engines to press them against the terrain, and if you slip, you fall into space.
 

Picklechu

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Been nice and buzzed for a few hours now. I may day drink tomorrow and stay this way, since I literally have nothing better to do and nowhere to go, or I might see if I can't find somewhere decent to take a walk or something. I'll just see how I feel when I wake up.

Too bad I can't combine the two. *yawn*
 

Jasonfan89

Aka horrorfan89
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How did the theme to 12 oz Mouse go? Out of my way I'm drunk as hell? Cause I am right now thanks go a bottle of montebello long island iced tea

I called my mom and told her I loved her but apparently o woke her from a nap... The works so hard but I wanna still show her I'm her son and I love her... Aww now I'm all teary eyed and sentimental. Please don't delete this. Rate it as autistic and dumb as you want but I'm a total mama's boy when I'm drunk
 
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