Drunk/High Thread -

  • Despite what alcoholic retards are saying, there are no plans to shut down the Kiwi Farms.

Exist0

Unmedicated Schizophrenic
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bY THE WAY, wine si really cheap right now, not due to corona, but due to a surplus of grapes in California. yOU CAN get 750 ml for like $3
In Australia, we got 4 litres for around 12 bucks. Those are Aussie dollary doos, so even less in freedom bucks. Come in a box with a foil pillow full of the goodness. Little spout comes out the side. We call it goon. It's for abbos and cheap cunts. Taste like shit but after a litre you can't taste it, then you got 3 more to go. Attach it to the clothes line and spin. Goon of fortune. Bonza
 
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ZeCommissar

Cutest commissar this side of the segmentum
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Eating while high makes it feel like i'm eating into a bottomless pit. Like its great for me since I always had a high as fuck metabolism so it helps me maintain a health
 

Wonderful Id

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I really wish I had some weed now. I rarely ever smoke since I don't know where to get it (the nearest place to get it legally is an 8 hr drive there) and the guy who drove there last time to buy a bunch can't make it out there now. I wanted to experiment with it more. Try other foods while high, watch comedies that I had seen before and have them been 10 times funnier, and even watching porn while high was amazing, since I felt like I could have a deeper connection with it.
 

Save the Loli

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I keep spending obscene amounts at the liquor store because I'm afraid Chinese coronavirus is gonna fuck up the supply chain. All that coronavirus in Russia and Japan better not hurt my sake and vodka! It was packed too, like I've never seen it that packed except during the holidays.

But I also decided to go buy a domestic rum instead of the rum imported from some Caribbean or Latin American shithole. Support the American economy, right? "Bayou Rum" from Louisiana (although I bet it's all marketing and they don't actually grow the sugarcane there, shit I'd love an authentic American grown, American-made rum). Pretty fucking good to mix with energy drinks or tea. Sweet, but not cloyingly so. Not as complex as some of the other white rums I mix energy drinks and tea with but very good. Makes me happy.
 

Midlife Sperglord

Sperging over console gaming.
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Drinking IPAs since I have today off work. Also playing Star Ocean First Departure R while getting drunk. There are worse ways to spend my day off work.
 

Jasonfan89

Ki ki ki ma ma ma
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I've been drinking more malt liquor then a group of niggas ina gettho and I see why it was so popular with then and to a lesser extent spics.

This stuff is getting me shit faced in 20 oz. I was so drunk after two bottles k could only drink half a third before I had to stop or use end up puking my insides up.
 
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Exist0

Unmedicated Schizophrenic
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6 in the morning, shaved my head and put plaits in my beard. Furiously reporting all furries on Splatoon 2, shit doesn't end. New hobby of boiling eggs.

Wife and kids rise in about 45 minutes, might dress up like a wizard and frighten everyone.

29 beers into a binge. Hence the post here.
 

Lensherr

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So I think I got alcohol poisoning for the first time.

Last Thursday I had some friends over to watch some movies (we ended up watching The Fanatic and Nightcrawler), I ended up having several swigs of Jägermeister, one oatmeal stout, one White Russian, two Angry Orchards, and two shots of Fireball to drink, a bunch of junk food and a KFC five-piece chicken meal with beans and macaroni and cheese, and took a couple of bong rips on top of that.

I ended up sending my friends home at 11:30 or so because I wasn’t feeling too great (normally I’d be fine with staying up later). Once they left, I took my meds and tried to go to sleep, only to feel a sense of uneasiness in my stomach. I went to the toilet and five seconds later, I barfed.
 
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A Beached Whale

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Dudes, nothing like getting high right after work, start your weekend early, one edible lasts me til Monday. I like reading everyone's stories here, I feel just so happy. I'm so happy like everything's gonna be okay and we're all gonna survive CoronaCovid. You guys are so cooool
 
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queerape

Gorilla gorilla goes Gorillaz
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kinda buzzed, after a zoom chat, still feel like i should finish my drink so i decided to head back to the farms after nearly 2 months. I miss this place.
 
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Shugo

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Dudes, nothing like getting high right after work, start your weekend early, one edible lasts me til Monday. I like reading everyone's stories here, I feel just so happy. I'm so happy like everything's gonna be okay and we're all gonna survive CoronaCovid. You guys are so cooool
How many mg in one fucking edible? Wow

you're cool too
 
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A Beached Whale

A Whale of a Tale
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How many mg in one fucking edible? Wow

you're cool too
Only 10mg. I never really did weed until I met Mr. Whale. I didn't realize that it could be relaxing, without making me sleepy.(I also can't smoke it without feeling nautious) Anyway, my tolerance is shiiiit cause of that. Sometimes I can take a half in addition on Saturday nights, but in general, one is enough to suffice.
 

Midlife Sperglord

Sperging over console gaming.
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I had a couple of shots of indica soda just now. Not high yet, but that time will come in the near future. I plan on watching giallo thrillers on Prime Video, which actually has a decent selection of them on their service in the USA.
 
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