Drunken Kiwi on Kiwi Action -

[Bender]

@Ron Toye left because he couldn't keep up with the mogging. I'm going to chalk it up to his sexuality and status being threatened by real men like me.

I've met men like you. Generally in city centres wearing worn-out clothing and pestering passers-by for change.

 

[Chad Nasty]

I've met men like you. Generally in city centres wearing worn-out clothing and pestering passers-by for change.

No you didn't, because you would have bent knee and started deepthroating me enthusiastically. I'd blow a fat nut on your face for your time.

 

[Bender]

No you didn't because you would have bent knee and started deepthroating me enthusiastically.

How exactly would I deepthroat your micropenis? And the only time my knees bend is when I'm praying to the porcelain god during a bad hangover.

 

[Chad Nasty]

How exactly would I deepthroat your micropenis? And the only time my knees bend is when I'm praying to the porcelain god during a bad hangover.

You know, I know, everyone know. You can puff your chest all day long, but it'd end the same way: me spraying like Peter North all over your face.

 

[Bender]

You know, I know, everyone know. You can puff your chest all day long, but it'd end the same way: me spraying like Peter North all over your face.

Not gonna lie, that sounds pretty gay.