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"DSP Get a Job" Sign at WWE Smackdown

Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by Null, Sep 26, 2018.

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  1. I guess no one on this board makes new threads unless Neger is there to hold your hand.


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    #1 Null, Sep 26, 2018
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  2. Wow Paige is packing on the pounds.

    I'd still eat her butthole.

    DSP should get a job. Being a mid-30s dude dicking arond online means tenuous income at best. tbh the best he will do at this point is some 12-15 dollar an hour gig.
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    yawning sneasel

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  3. I haven't seen a shot at a lolcow this blatant since Chris' Times Square ad.

    Something oddly humorous about seeing that GET A JOB sign. Like an RKO, it's straight outta nowhere.
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  4. Why would DSP get a job? He makes 2-6x more money than all the dudes telling him to get one.
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  5. Filing paper work in the ring. Very exciting.
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  6. I didn't think it was new-thread worthy. I think it's amusing and provokes a bit of salt but isn't actually going to lead to much.
    His expected reactions are, as usual, contrary to the words he's saying. Phil wants this to be a bigger deal to have people talk about him.
    There are 7 tweets mentioning "DSP" and "smackdown" and 3 of the those are bots repeating what DSP tweeted out. Nobody is really caring, which is going to hurt his pride more than the sign itself ever could.
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  7. I saw another funny sign from the same dude in the Bullet Club T-Shirt shouting out Sean Ranklin (he's a dude who makes WingsOfRedemption compilations)

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    #7 Bonk, Sep 26, 2018
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    Bonk bonked once again

  8. Things will be better when Tonkasaw takes over WWE.

    Donga no like paperwork! Donga fight IRS tribe when IRS tribesman tell Donga do it!

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  9. This is the 2nd time this happens to him, and it always works because DSP is a massive WWE fan and never misses a show, so whenever he sees it, his vibe gets completely killed lol.
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  10. This guy reminds me of Sammy Samosa.
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  11. That sign alone has more media attention than the show itself.
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  12. I'd like to see more of this shit.

    -Doesnt give dave money
    -Draw attention to Dave (so new detractors)
    -Dave has his safe space probed
    -Dave reacts

    Its pretty solid if someone wants to bring more signs to fuck with him
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  13. ROFL Fuck him & his feelings.. this is about me. Of course he didn't react publicly but he's incapable of recovery from slams to his tissue-paper ego & he is seething over this.

    And I just sprayed coffee all over my tits from a lolseizure. I'm already at the office & this is how I will walk around all day.

    Worth it.
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  14. It's too bad more lolcows don't watch wrestling as religiously as Phil does. Imagine "JULAAAY" being in the background while The Rock is laying the smackdown on some fool with the People's Elbow.
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  15. For a guy who's been playing the internet game for 10 years, as a pseudo-celebrity of all things, he really has to learn to stop feeding the trolls if he so desperately wants all this "harassment" to stop.

    But he won't. We all know he uses trolls as a platform to make more pity money off of the most gullible crowd on twitch.
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  16. I don't know, internet personalities make ridiculous amounts of money for little effort. Just look at tards like Boogie2988.
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    trueandhonestfan I'll drink my agua to that!

  17. I think its the symbolism behind it and less of the money. People are sick of his begging. The guy thought he would tell phil his thoughts the only way he knew he would see it. Most likely banned from all platforms. He got Daves attention regardless of if he cares or not(which seems he does care via the salty instagram post).
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  18. Is he really trying to shame a guy who bought front row tickets to a sporting event and even more important - got out of the fucking house? Really? Phil think's he has got the upperhand here?
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  19. She's still way thinner than 99.9% of the women where I live though
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  20. sammy is a big wrestling fan to
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