- "SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT THAT IS PERSONAL AND PRIVATE"
- "I WILL HAVE TO VISIT CT AT SOME POINT IN 2019"
- "DAD HAS BACK ISSUE JUST LIKE ME"
- "DAD HAS HEART ISSUES NOW"
- "HOPING TO MARRY KHET ONE DAY"
- "KHET IS A CAT LOVER, MY PARENTS WANT TO MEET HER"
- PARENTS: "WE HAVE HEALTH ISSUES"
- "MY PARENTS HEALTH IS SO BAD THEY CAN'T EVEN COME GOUT HERE TO SEE ME"
- "I'M NOT PAYING ANY OF THIS" (parents are paying all of it he says)
- "THE SPRING, THERE ARE POSSIBLE DEAD TIMES FOR GAME RELEASES IN THE SPRING"
- "DUMBSHIT DETRACTORS WILL TELL YOU I'M EBEGGING FOR MONEY TO PAY FOR THIS TRIP BUT MY PARENTS ARE PAYING EVERYTHING!"
- "MY PARENTS ARE AGED EARLY 60s"
- "IF WE GO TO THE KAHNDO, SHOW HER (KHET) THE OLD KAHNDO"
- "I GOTTA MAKE THAT SEPERATION" (might take pictures but won't be focusing on filming terrible vlogs)
- "OTHER RELATIVE IS IN TERRIBLE HEALTH"
- (BITCH EAR MENTIONS PLAYING VIDYA WITH PARENTS) "NO, BAD IDEA, THE WHOLE POINT OF THE TRIP IS TO SPEND TIME WITH MY FAMILY!"
- "PIZZA! I'VE GOT TO TAKE HER TO THE OTHER RESTAURANTS... ITALIAN FOOD!... THAT MEMORY "OH MY GOD, THAT'S WHERE PHIL CAME FROM"
- "THIS IS WHERE I USED TO WORK" (advice from chad DSP to make a woman wet is to show her the shitty gamestop in a dead end strip mall where you got fired for the attempted jewing of $0.01 on a Playstation)
- "OK WE HAVE 20 MINUTES LEFT LETS DO A Q&A" -- I bored quit
(Via @Freshtodeath on Page 20.)
(Via @EmperorGoutatine on Page 21.)
@ProvenWrong pointed out the oddness of this Instagram picture of "Sammy"
(Via @clownpiss, also Page 21.)
Similarly, @Asperchewy pointed out that this Instagram picture was taken in the same place he went with Leanna
(Via @Dragoonism on Page 24.)
(Again, Dragoonism, Page 25.)
(Via @bearsintrees on Page 26.)
Late in the night, a drunk tweet
(@Via @N0thingICanDo, also Page 26.)
Followed by attacks
(Via @PieceofShet on Page 27.)
Everything of course culminated in the marriage announcement. Social media updates continued in the happy couple's post-coital bliss with a honeymoon return to the mall:
followed by an outing to the zoo (Instagram posts 1, 2, 3, 4).Ok, so I was trying to figure out the weird Wahlburger photo, and I found out that his picture was taken from the inside of the Westfield Trumbull mall.
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This dude couldn't go the zoo one day because it was rainy so he went to a mall. Got married the next day. The day after, they went to the mall AGAIN before the zoo.
These two genuinely have a shopping addiction.
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