DSP introduces everyone to his new girlfriend - who may or may not be blackmailed into submission

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[video]DarksydePhil/Special_Vlog_-_Meet_Kat_Our_Plans_Moving_Forward_An_Explanation-EIyg0vykY94.webm[/video]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyg0vykY94

Spoiler: lets get this out of the way

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

One month living with him and she looks ready to jump off the nearest window.

Great job, Phil.

 

[A Useless Fish]

Holy shit, this looks uncomfortable. Is this being staged managed to make it look like Phil's stolen a mentally handicapped person from the nearest nuthouse?

 

[c-no]

It's like she just realized she made a very shameful choice on her part and is now regretting every moment of it.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

I've seen hostages held at gunpoint with more enthusiasm than that...

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Can her face in the second panel be an emote in the same vein as ?

 

[SwanDive]

Oh, so this is what love looks like. Good to know.

 

[Vault Boy]

Goddamn, she looks so out of place that she looks like she was photoshopped into some pictures of Phil acting like an exceptional individual.

 

[The Colonel]

You can see the absolute despair in her eyes.

 

[The Fool]

I can't even tell if she's uncomfortable or not, I'm not sure if she can even move her face.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Goddamn, she looks so out of place that she looks like she was photoshopped into some pictures of Phil acting like an exceptional individual.

If there wasn't a video, I'd have thought someone photoshopped Amy Adams or Jessica Chastain into those screencaps.

...is that video altered via Fakeapp?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Tfw you’re a plan-looking gold digger and you found out that YouTube celebrity is anything but loaded.

 

[HappyScottGamer]

I never thought I would be legit worried about any of his girlfriends, but she generally looks unhappy.

 

[popoto-chan]

I can't believe Phil managed to hide his degeneracy long enough to bag a normie. She clearly had no idea what she was getting herself into.

 

[neger psykolog]

btw this is what she looks like when by herself:

 

[LofaSofa]

All of her smiles look so painfully forced.

Spoiler

 

[Owlflaps]

Run lady! There are deeper veins of gold to dig than Phil's.

 

[BeanieGuy]

btw this is what she looks like when by herself

She still looks a little bit less uncomfortable than with Phil. I hope, for her sake, that she's just tired in this last video, otherwise rip maid

 

[popoto-chan]

Run lady! There are deeper veins of gold to dig than Phil's.

It's less of a gold vein, more of a pyrite one

 

[MG 620]

Oh, so this is what love looks like. Good to know.

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That deep contempt!

Is this for real?!