DSP tries it: Politics -

[neger psykolog]

Discuss politics in this thread

Here is DSP's announcement of running for president:

all right to end this today's pre stream I have a huge announcement because I have been inspired all right I've been inspired now I'm gonna be honest with everyone I've never had any aspirations to be a politician or to be involved in politics in fact I make it a actual dogma of mine something that I followed very strictly since I've been on YouTube to never never really talk about politics or religion because I do feel that politics and religion are the two polarizing factors worldwide that sadly will turn someone off and what I'm sitting here and I'm playing a video game and I'm enjoying the game or I'm raging at the game or whatever I want that to be the experience that you think about now man feels really doing a great stream right now but it's too bad that he believes in this political belief to idle and I can't support him and I'm turning the stream op s all it's about I mean that's not what I want to be about all right however as the results of this election have unfolded Donald Trump is now it was going to be the president of the United States there's no one doing that now this is proven this is proven that it doesn't matter what is in your past it doesn't matter what you've said you have a chance to be the president of the United States of America because bottom line is ladies and gentlemen if someone who in their past has said that they will just grab the someone who in the past has said really derogatory and negative things about women constantly someone who is a sexist someone who is more than likely a biggie I can't prove it but based off of things he said I could probably say Donald Trump is at least bigoted in some way then again aren't we all i think that a lot of us have little predetermined prejudices and stuff i'm not saying it's good i'm just saying error its or it's okay i'm just saying it is armed Donald Trump in 1998 literally said a quote in a magazine I think one day I'll run for president and i'll definitely be the Republican candidate cuz those idiots will vote for anything seriously I could just say anything I want and they'll believe it cuz they're a bunch of dumbasses he said this he said this I'm paraphrasing but that's literally what he the mentality of what he said and he is now the president are I so if Donald Trump can be voted president ladies and gentlemen I can be President and I am here to announce my candidacy for the presidency in 2020 GSP for president ladies and gentlemen this is it this is it this is my chance my big chance I will actually I'm old enough to be President now and I feel that I am ready to handle all of the issues of the country I have many many plans for the country i'm not going to talk about them now because we've got four years to work towards the skull all right i don't want to reveal my strategy too early but ladies and gentlemen i will be president of this great country absolutely absolutely okay so ladies and gentlemen being that I am announcing my candidacy for the presidency unfortunately there's a few things that need to get done and one of the things that it's never too early to do is fundraising therefore ladies and gentlemen in order to raise funds allow me to give you a short segment of gratuitous plugs for which you can listen to and possibly partake in to raise funds so that I may become your next leader your next great leader all right ladies and gentlemen first of all Luke ray I can't wait to see how many people watch this and take it seriously or actually don't watch this pot this full video and think that I'm serious about this because you know people will cuz they're idiots but anyway loot crate ladies and gentlemen Luke cradies great I've unboxed it for two years I just unbox the Marvel gear of goods crate for the very first time on my vlogging channel the king of eight vlogs and it was pretty awesome all right if you're interested in getting a lootcrate subscription please use my referral kro-lu Craig calm forward slash dark side fill and use the discount code save me 10 DSP that saved me 10 DSP to save ten percent on any new subscription I get a little bit of referral credit that will fund my presidential run all right so please consider using that please follow me on twitter at they call me DSP because of anything this whole presidential campaign has proven that the use of social media in a responsible way can lead you to win the presidency and right now i'm already verified on Twitter right I've got some 23 I don't even know how many followers I have on Twitter that's pretty sad isn't it I have no idea let's get that double let's get that tripled in the next year let's get it going we need people to follow every little word that I say every time that I scratch my ass and I pluck my beard and I take a people need to know about it all right i'm gonna start seeing more extremely ridiculous things on Twitter immediately because this will get me the fast path to the presidency because I tell it like it is all right so please follow me on twitter at they call me DSP please check out my reviews channel KO gaming which you can find at youtube.com forward slash KO gaming one it's not just reviews it is game reviews but there's montages first impressions and the like and this is a preview of the kind of professionalism that you can expect when I am elected to the United States presidency I will treat things fair and balanced I will see both sides of the fence I will tell you if a game is good whether you're one kind of gamer or another as a fan of a series or as an outsider and that's the same kind of viewpoint that you can expect me to take into the presidency all right so please if you haven't yet check out KO gaming and please subscribe to the channel also Patrian ladies and gentlemen patriot this is it this is the major way that you can support Matt Mike my run let's face it it's in order for me to make a legitimate run I need to make a ton of funds it's that simple because it's all about the bunny as Vince McMahon says it's all about the money and if I don't have money I can't put out these political slander ads against whoever else is running for the Presidency whatever clown or jackass runs for the presidency in four years is obviously I'm gonna have to just completely destroy them and their personal reputations I'm actually have to talk about any you know policies or anything that I'll do for the country i'm just going to destroy my opponents with these attack ads but i need the money to run these attack ads so please if you check out my patreon at patreon.com forward slash darkside fill your pledges contribute to my ability to continue to put out gameplay streams for you as well as on demand videos and keep doing this as a job in the interim until I finally get to get Mike a political campaign going alright so there you go um yeah please consider pledging if you have it as little as a dollar a month helps I want to say thank you to everyone who has pledged but for the month of October because the marathon coming up to end of this month is because of you and also those who are already pledging here in November I got a big influx and pledges honestly more than i usually get on Patrian this month I think a lot of people are excited about this one special event which is the return of multiplayer madness where if you pledge five dollars or more by the end of this month and if we hit the funding goal which it looks like right now we're definitely going to hit it unless something changes big time I'll be doing a big multiplayer event in late december and early january where i'll be doing sessions of the games you see here battlefield one overwatch Gears of War for titanfall 2 but in addition I'll also be playing call of duty modern warfare remastered and call of duty infinite warfare alright so please consider pledging if you have it it's not just about that either it's also about the perks you get

 

[notquiteaperson]

Discussing politics in a civil and productive way can be difficult even for intelligent and informed people. So Phil is about the worst person imaginable to even attempt it. Just yelling "WRONG" at someone who says something that you disagree with is absolutely pathetic. Obviously though no discussion ever occurs in Phil's echo chamber of ignorance and misinformation.
Just expressing political opinions however can also be difficult for intelligent and informed people. From what I've seen Phil is either factually wrong or grossly misinformed about 95% of the time no matter what hes talking about. He will form an opinion about something when he has barely any information about it and then staunchly defended it as if he is absolutely certain it's the only possible correct one.
Can you imagine what it must be like to be wrong about everything, no matter what it is, pretty much all the time and have irrefutable evidence that you are wrong shoved in your face repeatedly and still argue that you are correct.
Phil is the epitome of an ignorant simpleton who is too lazy to do even a tiny bit of research to backup his arguments or listen to and consider what other people have to say. Just thinking about him trying to discuss anything even remotely political makes me cringe.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Phil is the epitome of an ignorant simpleton who is too lazy to do even a tiny bit of research to backup his arguments or listen to and consider what other people have to say. Just thinking about him trying to discuss anything even remotely political makes me cringe.

Sounds like a perfect politician

 

[CausticMinory]

With Phil's general understanding of the political world, Bryan might have to give up his title. Or he can be the GoutofPol

 

[Pablo Birmingham]

"They're making taxes to target ME! REE!... blah blah blah... I'd just print more money so everybody would be rich... snort snort snort... politicians are book smart, but not street smart."

We all know how it would go.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

As first decree as President Phil launches an investigation into the terrorist detractor cell "Sons of Kojima"

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Phil is the epitome of an ignorant simpleton who is too lazy to do even a tiny bit of research to backup his arguments or listen to and consider what other people have to say. Just thinking about him trying to discuss anything even remotely political makes me cringe.

Honestly? That sounds like most of the people out there today. The only thing they actually care about is whether there's a "D" or an "R" next to the candidate's name. They will rag on a politician on the other side that did something but then quietly accept the politician doing the same on their side. Most people don't give a rat's ass about politics beyond "my side" and "the other side".

For example, President Trump's affair with Stormy Daniels VS President Clinton's indiscretions in the Oval Office. When Clinton got a blowjob from Blue Dress Monica the Republicans were all over that calling him out for breaking the sanctity of marriage and lying to the American people about it. Democrats shrugged and said they didn't care. What happened between him and whomever else is their business and besides it's not like Hillary didn't know her husband was a dog. He's always been a womanizer. Result? Bill Clinton was impeached over the fact that he "lied to the American people" and was later found not guilty.

Compare that with how the current President is dealing with potentially sleeping with a porn star when his wife had just had a child not too long ago. Now we don't know but why else would his lawyer pay her $130K out of his own pocket if nothing happened between them? The Democrats are calling him out on it and the Republicans are acting like it never happened. You ask the people that are for Donald Trump and they will say that it doesn't bother them if it is true, they'll still support the man even though the same people were the first to call for Bill Clinton's head back in the day.

The majority of people just don't care. It's all about my side winning and your side losing.

 

[neger psykolog]

As first decree as President Phil launches an investigation into the terrorist detractor cell "Sons of Kojima"

Not before he has half of his die hard supporters imprisoned and tortured for life due to his paranoia.

Lets face it, DSP would be the cult of personality politician:

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Honestly? That sounds like most of the people out there today. The only thing they actually care about is whether there's a "D" or an "R" next to the candidate's name. They will rag on a politician on the other side that did something but then quietly accept the politician doing the same on their side. Most people don't give a rat's ass about politics beyond "my side" and "the other side".

For example, President Trump's affair with Stormy Daniels VS President Clinton's indiscretions in the Oval Office. When Clinton got a blowjob from Blue Dress Monica the Republicans were all over that calling him out for breaking the sanctity of marriage and lying to the American people about it. Democrats shrugged and said they didn't care. What happened between him and whomever else is their business and besides it's not like Hillary didn't know her husband was a dog. He's always been a womanizer. Result? Bill Clinton was impeached over the fact that he "lied to the American people" and was later found not guilty.

Compare that with how the current President is dealing with potentially sleeping with a porn star when his wife had just had a child not too long ago. Now we don't know but why else would his lawyer pay her $130K out of his own pocket if nothing happened between them? The Democrats are calling him out on it and the Republicans are acting like it never happened. You ask the people that are for Donald Trump and they will say that it doesn't bother them if it is true, they'll still support the man even though the same people were the first to call for Bill Clinton's head back in the day.

The majority of people just don't care. It's all about my side winning and your side losing.

Its not the morality, its doing it on the job that's the issue for people (and it certainly is for me as a non-American, politicians need to do their job, not fuck around. See: Barnaby Joyce.). Trump did it in private life, Bill did it in office. You expect that if you give someone a job (get a job phil) that they do it and not fraternise with underlings


Back onto if Phil should run for office...

Phil is the perfect candidate for a republican or republican leaning state. He talks big, uses fancy words/phrases, shits on his opponents and then never takes the blame.(Dems have their own brand of retardation)

 

[Pablo Birmingham]

Not before he has half of his die hard supporters imprisoned and tortured for life due to his paranoia.

Lets face it, DSP would be the cult of personality politician:

Every great dictatorship starts with a purge, tee bee aytch.

 

[neger psykolog]

I guess to help get the party started (heh) here are some quotes from Phil's prestreams regarding politics...

DSP didn't vote in the most recent election:

I did not vote on the presidential election because I did not feel that either of the major candidates were good candidates I didn't I did not like Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump I thought they were both terrible candidates for the presidency that does not mean that I have not voted on other things and it does not mean that I have not contracted congressmen senators etc on issues it just means that for that one thing I had no interest in voting because I didn't want either major candidate there yeah

DSP running for president and his statement regarding that:

all right to end this today's pre stream I have a huge announcement because I have been inspired all right I've been inspired now I'm gonna be honest with everyone I've never had any aspirations to be a politician or to be involved in politics in fact I make it a actual dogma of mine something that I followed very strictly since I've been on YouTube to never never really talk about politics or religion because I do feel that politics and religion are the two polarizing factors worldwide that sadly will turn someone off and what I'm sitting here and I'm playing a video game and I'm enjoying the game or I'm raging at the game or whatever I want that to be the experience that you think about now man feels really doing a great stream right now but it's too bad that he believes in this political belief to idle and I can't support him and I'm turning the stream op s all it's about I mean that's not what I want to be about all right however as the results of this election have unfolded Donald Trump is now it was going to be the president of the United States there's no one doing that now this is proven this is proven that it doesn't matter what is in your past it doesn't matter what you've said you have a chance to be the president of the United States of America because bottom line is ladies and gentlemen if someone who in their past has said that they will just grab the someone who in the past has said really derogatory and negative things about women constantly someone who is a sexist someone who is more than likely a biggie I can't prove it but based off of things he said I could probably say Donald Trump is at least bigoted in some way then again aren't we all i think that a lot of us have little predetermined prejudices and stuff i'm not saying it's good i'm just saying error its or it's okay i'm just saying it is armed Donald Trump in 1998 literally said a quote in a magazine I think one day I'll run for president and i'll definitely be the Republican candidate cuz those idiots will vote for anything seriously I could just say anything I want and they'll believe it cuz they're a bunch of dumbasses he said this he said this I'm paraphrasing but that's literally what he the mentality of what he said and he is now the president are I so if Donald Trump can be voted president ladies and gentlemen I can be President and I am here to announce my candidacy for the presidency in 2020 GSP for president ladies and gentlemen this is it this is it this is my chance my big chance I will actually I'm old enough to be President now and I feel that I am ready to handle all of the issues of the country I have many many plans for the country i'm not going to talk about them now because we've got four years to work towards the skull all right i don't want to reveal my strategy too early but ladies and gentlemen i will be president of this great country absolutely absolutely okay so ladies and gentlemen being that I am announcing my candidacy for the presidency unfortunately there's a few things that need to get done and one of the things that it's never too early to do is fundraising therefore ladies and gentlemen in order to raise funds allow me to give you a short segment of gratuitous plugs for which you can listen to and possibly partake in to raise funds so that I may become your next leader your next great leader all right ladies and gentlemen first of all Luke ray I can't wait to see how many people watch this and take it seriously or actually don't watch this pot this full video and think that I'm serious about this because you know people will cuz they're idiots but anyway loot crate ladies and gentlemen Luke cradies great I've unboxed it for two years I just unbox the Marvel gear of goods crate for the very first time on my vlogging channel the king of eight vlogs and it was pretty awesome all right if you're interested in getting a lootcrate subscription please use my referral kro-lu Craig calm forward slash dark side fill and use the discount code save me 10 DSP that saved me 10 DSP to save ten percent on any new subscription I get a little bit of referral credit that will fund my presidential run all right so please consider using that please follow me on twitter at they call me DSP because of anything this whole presidential campaign has proven that the use of social media in a responsible way can lead you to win the presidency and right now i'm already verified on Twitter right I've got some 23 I don't even know how many followers I have on Twitter that's pretty sad isn't it I have no idea let's get that double let's get that tripled in the next year let's get it going we need people to follow every little word that I say every time that I scratch my ass and I pluck my beard and I take a people need to know about it all right i'm gonna start seeing more extremely ridiculous things on Twitter immediately because this will get me the fast path to the presidency because I tell it like it is all right so please follow me on twitter at they call me DSP please check out my reviews channel KO gaming which you can find at youtube.com forward slash KO gaming one it's not just reviews it is game reviews but there's montages first impressions and the like and this is a preview of the kind of professionalism that you can expect when I am elected to the United States presidency I will treat things fair and balanced I will see both sides of the fence I will tell you if a game is good whether you're one kind of gamer or another as a fan of a series or as an outsider and that's the same kind of viewpoint that you can expect me to take into the presidency all right so please if you haven't yet check out KO gaming and please subscribe to the channel also Patrian ladies and gentlemen patriot this is it this is the major way that you can support Matt Mike my run let's face it it's in order for me to make a legitimate run I need to make a ton of funds it's that simple because it's all about the bunny as Vince McMahon says it's all about the money and if I don't have money I can't put out these political slander ads against whoever else is running for the Presidency whatever clown or jackass runs for the presidency in four years is obviously I'm gonna have to just completely destroy them and their personal reputations I'm actually have to talk about any you know policies or anything that I'll do for the country i'm just going to destroy my opponents with these attack ads but i need the money to run these attack ads so please if you check out my patreon at patreon.com forward slash darkside fill your pledges contribute to my ability to continue to put out gameplay streams for you as well as on demand videos and keep doing this as a job in the interim until I finally get to get Mike a political campaign going alright so there you go um yeah please consider pledging if you have it as little as a dollar a month helps I want to say thank you to everyone who has pledged but for the month of October because the marathon coming up to end of this month is because of you and also those who are already pledging here in November I got a big influx and pledges honestly more than i usually get on Patrian this month I think a lot of people are excited about this one special event which is the return of multiplayer madness where if you pledge five dollars or more by the end of this month and if we hit the funding goal which it looks like right now we're definitely going to hit it unless something changes big time I'll be doing a big multiplayer event in late december and early january where i'll be doing sessions of the games you see here battlefield one overwatch Gears of War for titanfall 2 but in addition I'll also be playing call of duty modern warfare remastered and call of duty infinite warfare alright so please consider pledging if you have it it's not just about that either it's also about the perks you get

weren't you creating or did you want to create a channel called DSP politics at some point I was considering it I actually was considering it here's what I was thinking I was thinking since with all the political stuff going on in the past year was actually late last year I was considering this I said what would happen if I made a channel on YouTube just to discuss politics right and I have different the thing is I'm an independent I'm not a Republican I'm not a Democrat at times I have views on either side of the spectrum depending on what's going on and I think that having an independent view like that is actually refreshing because nine times out of ten when you look on the internet you see something that's either ultra polarizing right or ultra polarizing left it's hard to get like a balanced opinion on most stuff political um for various reasons so I was debating doing this but a lot of people talked me out of it they were like Phil you have to understand that politics are very divisive and if you come out for and against certain political agendas or whatever you're gonna have people who literally cannot separate your gameplay your daily live streams and your videos on YouTube that have nothing to do with politics from your political stances and there's gonna be people that are gonna be so turned off by you mix not really mixing the two cuz I wouldn't be mixing the two but the fact that you have something political on the internet that it's gonna hurt you ultimately and you know what I listen to that advice I said all right for now let's hold off okay um and then look what happened in 2017 right a lot of political style videos and channels got demonetised on youtube youtube say Oh politics is not advertiser friendly much like they said that my game reviews apparently weren't advertiser friendly even though everything on ko gaming absolutely was advertiser friendly so I'm Allison glad that I did not invest a bunch of time and money into the political spectrum of doing a political channel cuz could you imagine if I did and it took off and then all of a sudden I went from actually you know having a good following and making money to basically doing nothing cuz YouTube's a bunch of fucking retards so guess what um I'm not going to do I'm not I'm not at this point I have no aspirations to be a person who stands on a soapbox and talks about politics all the time if I feel I need to bring something up like net neutrality every once in a while I will but you're not gonna hear me being mr. political all the time bottom line is I'm a gamer I'm here to share my fun gameplay experiences with you guys and be honest with you about games and that's it that's what you really come out to see you don't come out to hear me fucking lecture you on certain things so there you have all right

says will I ever get into the political scene listen it's definitely a possibility and what I mean by that is i'm going to be running for office probably not what I ever talk about politics possibly the few times i've talked about politics on twitter seems to get a pretty positive overall reaction the bottom line though is that politics is one of those things that's very very divisive and if you say one thing to one side or one thing to the other side the bottom line is that people could basically get turned off from the stuff that you're mainly known for right so let's be honest here if I come out and I say a very polarizing political statement because as part of my personal beliefs um and people are either disagreement or you may be offended by that statement chances are they may say well that's it i'm not going to watch Phil streams anymore i'm not going to watch those videos anymore because he's ideologically on the other side from where i am and i can't support someone who's like that i personally think that's ridiculous i think that if you're an intelligent adult and I mature adult you realize that you can have a disagreement with someone would still respect them and watch them for the things that they're known for you know i'm known as being a gamer an entertainer a youtuber and a streamer i cover new releases i release review games i have fun streams now with everyone interactive streams i have fun playthroughs on youtube that's what I'm known for just because like say something politically that maybe you don't agree with doesn't mean that the other stuff I do isn't fun anymore you know what I mean but that's what I mean I'd be very afraid I'm not necessarily afraid i'll be very apprehensive to jump into a political realm and start making political statements as when you know what's gonna happened it will be a segment of my audience who may be turned off so I considered it actually talked about a couple months ago that I made that would be the time right strike when the iron is hot as they say okay um now that the politics are the political climate is hot both in Europe and America it may be time to start doing that kind of stuff right now i'm mainly enjoying focusing on my gameplay streams changing my gameplay streams into something there are more interactive and more fun and making my twitch channel more successful politics is something I could always jump into it anytime okay all right whoa shout out to earn Owens we just said we could still drink beer and play games together if we disagree politically he did a 1000 bit cheer for that one thank you err knowing I agree for me there's people out there okay well i 100% disagree with some of the things that they say about politics but i find them entertaining i find them having good personalities and overall generally being good people so i can still watch their content whether it's a user youtuber or they're an actor or there are a filmmaker whoever they are you know what i mean like there's some people out there I really disagree with ideologically with some of the things they stand for but I could still go watching a movie they make or something I thought that doesn't stand in the way of the enjoyment of their art you know what I mean um but that's just me a lot of people aren't like that you know all right um so there you have it

being I'm a game play channel and I primarily just do raw gameplay of video games with commentary you know and I'm not constantly strumming up drama or talking about politics or controversial topics or being inappropriate um

alright and now we've got another guy talking crazy political politics into the ten bits here and I'm not going to read it because as nothing to do with anything and I already told you all my streams are not going to be about politics so if you're going to come in here to talk about being part of the left or the right and you believe in this you believe that you could do it to yourself or talk of the scene chat but I'm not going to be reading any cheers relating to these kind of polarizing politics because that's not what this stream is about okay then all right thank you

I just don't care but the bottom line is as soon as I turn down the stream before I had even said a word people were already talking about this controversy in the stream chat netted begin political discussion over there's a reason there's a reason folks there's a reason that I don't talk about politics there's a reason that I don't make my daily gameplay streams a soapbox for this kind of stuff now every once in a while I will discuss something that I feel is pertinent to myself or my own personal interests or a business interest you know you'll hear me rant about Google and YouTube changes will get me rant about internet problems you'll hear me rant about taxes and you'll hear me rant about health care whenever it affects me but the bottom line is I'm not going to be coming out and just talking about politics in general my chances on political issues because that's not what you're here for you were here to hear me and see me play games to have a fun experience right you're either the laugh with me as jokes happen or as I rage you're here to see how a game plays you know because I am kind of a person who approaches most games in a cold manner right I'm not preparing myself for anything for gameplay or whatever and the bottom line is this I'm not here to become a figurehead or someone who's going to stand on a soapbox I called them the YouTube talking heads those people on YouTube who think just because they have a YouTube following that they're important or that they know better than everyone else so it's so ridiculous because some of these guys have nothing to do with anything right yet somehow they think that their morality gurus and they'll come out and say here's what I feel about this and if you don't feel that way well shame on you and a Herbert over there like what the is this dude you run a YouTube channel we used to talk about completely unrelated stuff to this stuff now all of a sudden you do this every day to create drama vlogs so that people will watch your cuz you can't put out any kind of actual useful content and there's people who make a living doing this it's ridiculous of course now it's all starting to go away because YouTube is taking ABS off those kinds of videos because YouTube is saying wait a minute there's someone just going to YouTube to watch a drama vlog about politics or about some stupid no one's gonna watch an ad on that video and click it and buy a product that's someone just there to wait their time that's not a paying customer kind of viewer and so who knows

 

[Xerxes IX]

Holy shit. If Phil really wants to run for office I can't see it as anything but a reason to have a scampaign. If he can't have a fundraiser on Twitch there's nothing he can do but run for president.

 

[gobbogobb]

I would vote phil for Congress. He's too lazy to fuck things up too much.

 

[Sparkletor]

Is it legal to be king and president at the same time?

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Is it legal to be king and president at the same time?

He will make it legal

 

[Done]

The DarkSydePresident will build a wall to keep the detractors and titty streamers out, he will make Twitch great again.

 

[neger psykolog]

Someone on Twitter made this like a year ago. Imma put it in the OP.

https://twitter.com/KingofCrybabys/status/929822250580283393

 

[This+]

Lets face it, DSP would be the cult of personality politician:
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That middle poster sums up Phil nicely.

"Our resources, Our revolution, Our lives; Whatever our Vanguards require!"

 

[tripmix]

• Pathological liar
• Can do no ill / harm to someone it is always someone elses fault for fucking something up
• Lazy
• Money is the only thing that motivates him
• Deems himself too important / too busy to do normal chores, gets a maid to do it for him. Who doubles up as a PA / Tard wrangler after too much gin and twitter trolls.
• Runs secret ops with double agents to remove evidence of his fuck ups.
• Butthurt mommy / daddy issues because he didn't get a wolverine toy.
• Cannot launch a nuke due to lag, fires the guy who gave him the key to the red button with stated reason "I was pressing the button dood"

Phil would be a great politician I don't see why you're all being hard on him for this one.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Someone on Twitter made this like a year ago. Imma put it in the OP.
View attachment 410983
https://twitter.com/KingofCrybabys/status/929822250580283393

Whaaaat? how was i supposed to know that printing more money makes the dollar worth even less? bugged ec'nom'ic mechanics.

• Pathological liar
• Can do no ill / harm to someone it is always someone elses fault for fucking something up
• Lazy
• Money is the only thing that motivates him
• Deems himself too important / too busy to do normal chores, gets a maid to do it for him. Who doubles up as a PA / Tard wrangler after too much gin and twitter trolls.
• Runs secret ops with double agents to remove evidence of his fuck ups.
• Butthurt mommy / daddy issues because he didn't get a wolverine toy.
• Cannot launch a nuke due to lag, fires the guy who gave him the key to the red button with stated reason "I was pressing the button dood"

Phil would be a great politician I don't see why you're all being hard on him for this one.

filibusters have been brought up before, but hot damn, phil would be the master of filibustering