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DSP vs CWC (Mega $$$ Poll)A Battle of Financial Exceptionalism

Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by I'mPushingButtons, Nov 8, 2018.

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Who would you rather waste your money on?

  1. DSP

    11 vote(s)
    17.5%
  2. CWC

    52 vote(s)
    82.5%
  1. Here is a hypothetical situation:

    You have approximately $100 that you have to give away to one of two people.

    Those two people are Phil "DarksydePhil" Burnell or Chris "Dirty Crapped Briefs" Chandler.

    Both are notorious in their attempts to scam people for money, using deceptive tactics and techniques.
    Both recently have come under fire for questionable e-begging schemes.

    When making this choice, who would you pick and why? What would be the lesser of two autistic evils?

    Would the money be better off going to Phil and Kat for gin and Swchann's dinners?

    Or would the money be better off being used for buying Chris new toys and Barb new teeth?

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  2. I'd probably pick the guy who is actually mentally challenged. The other one can go get a job or something.
     
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  3. Assuming that throwing away/burning the money isn't an option, i'd give it to CWC. At least CWC has actual mental problems - DSP is just a lazy idiot.
     
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  4. CWC has all the problems that DSP has, but throw on his moderate-functioning autism, harrowing upbringing by Barb, and basic social solitude for 10 years, and it’s no wonder he is isolated from common sense or any sense.
     
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  5. Chivalry says it's better to give your money to a fine young woman like Christine.
     
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  6. I think for $100, CWC might actually send you something physical, like one of those things he makes or one of his brother's comic books. Giving DSP $100 would get you cool fun emotes and a cheer badge.
     
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  7. If I gave 100$ to DSP, CWC would just sigh, try to fake being depressed for a while and then continue on her merry way.

    Meanwhile, if I gave CWC the money, DSP would whine and complain about how he deserved the money because he doesn't have a tugboat and created let's plays and made PDP's career. There's much more tard cum to get if you give it to CWC.
     
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  8. That doesn’t answer the question. Who would you choose?

    The similarities are uncanny.
     
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  9. Phil will just buy two new releases and spend the rest on a Cajun turkey from Popeyes for DSP tries Thanksgiving.

    With CWC, you get some versatility on what the $$$ will be spent on.
     
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  10. I’d give it to DSP 25 cents at a time.
     
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  11. no
     
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  12. I'll give it to Chris because at the very least he came up with something "original" that people still talk about to this day.
     
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  13. I'd honestly give the money to DSP if you put a gun to my head and made me choose. The whole situation with CWC is weird and abusive and I don't want to fuel any part of it, directly or indirectly. Compared to that, DSP's plain old self-destruction via gin and tax evasion is downright benign.
     
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  14. I dont find entertainment in people with mental disabilities, even felt a little sad for the cia nigger hunter when he passed

    but if i had $100 worth of bits to bait dave? fuck yeah
     
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  15. If there wasn't a time limit attached I would offer it as a bounty to DSP for something improbable like winning in a BR game after it has been out for a month, just to watch him get serious and invested in trying, spouting all kinds of nonsense about how intelligent each decision to run away and play like a fagot is, and then mile-a-minute excuses when he inevitably potatoe's.

    I would also only offer the bounty intermittently on a per match basis as, scientifically, the best way to train a monkey is with intermittent payoffs. Then if he ever actually won the bounty I could still miIk him by offering the bounty until he won again and could harvest some more salt with a 'lol JK' :stress:
     
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