DSP's Engagements -

[James Smith]

How many times have you been engaged, you fucking incel? Phil "Italian Stallion" Burnell has been engaged not once, not twice, but three times!

DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

Mr. Dragoonism I buy CD's to this day because it's a nice thing to collect the real question is: Who would buy a CD with DSP's face on it? KG, Sammy and Ashish. There, 3 sales for you.

kiwifarms.net

This is the problem with lying all the time for no reason.

https://twitter.com/Dannyto543/status/728051806887026688 https://archive.md/BISYV

As the kids say... "Oof."

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/372800804995883009 https://archive.ph/vT7MK

 

[Shambler]

incel phil is the deepest and funniest lore, dude treats sex like people can't live without it because he sees sex as a trophy

 

[Comma]

 

[Genie The Hedgehog]

DSP is proof that getting pussy doesn't change a goddamn thing for incels.

 

[Shambler]

DSP is proof that getting pussy doesn't change a goddamn thing for incels.

i've always seen incel as a state of mind not a status, an incel will chase the pussy to his detriment, and dsp is just that.
buys a condo for the pussy
chases leanna for the pussy
fly's kat out because she's the only hole that'd listen to him since leanna
sex isn't an act, its a sign of power and status

 

[the khat quaffer]

Maybe he wants the 'i was engaged' stink on him, thinking that it'll get him pussy. Some women think that a man getting engaged is proof he can go all the way, and thus, they should go out with him preferentially over some guy just trying to get it wet. Each engagement is like another application of big boy body spray.

Actually no, that's not really a thing.

Fuck, I need to stop watching Seinfeld.

 

[Prince Lotor]

So DSP circa July 6, 2008 is posting random shit-talking on a video game forum at 11:25 at night about how he gets fucked everyday by his fiancé in response to a suggestion that his opinion is due to lusting after a girl. His defense is 'I couldn't possibly lust after an attractive female as I have sex 1 time per day with my betrothed, and furthermore you must be a completely sex starved lunatic to suggest such a thing. I am upset because false information about technology is being spread!'

Hmm, seems legit. Sounds like the behavior of a dude who has sex 1 time per day with a totally real girl that has pledged her hand in marriage to him. Also here's a video Phil uploaded June 23rd, 2008 where he is mocking John Rambo because John is calling his girlfriend from their hotel room, and Phil doesn't seem jealous at all that his hotel room time alone with John is being interrupted by this.

 

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So DSP circa July 6, 2008 is posting random shit-talking on a video game forum at 11:25 at night about how he gets fucked everyday by his fiancé in response to a suggestion that his opinion is due to lusting after a girl. His defense is 'I couldn't possibly lust after an attractive female as I have sex 1 time per day with my betrothed, and furthermore you must be a completely sex starved lunatic to suggest such a thing. I am upset because false information about technology is being spread!'

Hmm, seems legit. Sounds like the behavior of a dude who has sex 1 time per day with a totally real girl that has pledged her hand in marriage to him. Also here's a video Phil uploaded June 23rd, 2008 where he is mocking John Rambo because John is calling his girlfriend from their hotel room, and Phil doesn't seem jealous at all that his hotel room time alone with John is being interrupted by this.

"Whatever you wanna do...." Hoping against all odds Rambo will say gay sex.

 

[MoonRocker]

Phil is definitely not getting laid on a regular basis. Never met or seen anyone as miserable or pissy as him that gets pussy on the regular.

God, Phil is that guy bragging about fucking his fictitious fiancées/ exes/ girlfriends on gaming Internet forum boards. He is that loser.

 

[Genie The Hedgehog]

Phil is definitely not getting laid on a regular basis. Never met or seen anyone as miserable or pissy as him that gets pussy on the regular.

God, Phil is that guy bragging about fucking his fictitious fiancées/ exes/ girlfriends on gaming Internet forum boards. He is that loser.

And yet he still comes off as a bitter virgin that totes knows what the sex is. Amazing.

 

[Shambler]

And yet he still comes off as a bitter virgin that totes knows what the sex is. Amazing.

this is why i fully believe this man has never had pussy, gaming only become mainstream within more recent years, after phils hayday in the FGC so there was far fewer people who'd find him attractive enough to fuck or they're afraid he might be one of those "woman gamer? show me tits lol" guys. Because he 100% looks like he has done it, now as i don't follow the FGC or a lot of competitive scenes im not sure but i don't think prior to the 2010's professional gamers were getting pussy on the reg

 

[Sparkletor]

It's not a stretch of the imagination to think Phil has a small penis.

He has admitted to doing hours and hours or research into penile enhancement surgery. Dudes with 9 inches don't do that.

Phil has admitted looking into penile enhancement pills. He says they don't work. How would he know? Hasn't Phil himself told us not to listen to reviewers because they are shills? I would have to believe Phil actually took penis growth pills and they didn't work.

In his Ghostbuster costume video he is happy that the pants make his dick look big. Using logic, his dick is not big.

In conclusion, Phil has a small penis.

 

[millais]

It's not a stretch of the imagination to think Phil has a small penis.

He has admitted to doing hours and hours or research into penile enhancement surgery. Dudes with 9 inches don't do that.

Phil has admitted looking into penile enhancement pills. He says they don't work. How would he know? Hasn't Phil himself told us not to listen to reviewers because they are shills? I would have to believe Phil actually took penis growth pills and they didn't work.

In his Ghostbuster costume video he is happy that the pants make his dick look big. Using logic, his dick is not big.

In conclusion, Phil has a small penis.

Maybe that explains the Freudian slip where he quickly corrected himself from saying "We can't have kids" to "We don't want kids"

The full sentence would have been "We can't have kids without the aid of a turkey baster"

 

[Schmeckel]

Maybe that explains the Freudian slip where he quickly corrected himself from saying "We can't have kids" to "We don't want kids"

The full sentence would have been "We can't have kids without the aid of a turkey baster"

Well, there was the one Russian serial killer (Andrei Chikatilo? Something like that. I'm too lazy to look it up) who actually sired kids with his wife by spunking on her belly and pushing it inside her with his fingers since he couldn't get it up for the real deed.

Actually. Just give me all the Islamic content for knowing that off the top of my head.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Why is any of this news? Of course Phil has "girlfriends from Canada" in his past. Just like the hot Latina who made out with him in high school or whatever.

 

[PieceofShet]

Why is any of this news? Of course Phil has "girlfriends from Canada" in his past. Just like the hot Latina who made out with him in high school or whatever.

Is that the one dsp didnt want to take advantage of? Cause she was drunk or sthing. Cause dsp is exactly the kind of gentleman.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

I definitely remember Phil bragging about a blonde girlfriend/fiancee with big tits on Shoryuken like the cringiest virgin ever, so I assume this is an extension of that.

 

[LiquidCancer]

Phil had women asking to marry HIM! Just listen to the chemistry between chadPhil and this gamerslut "Evvie"

 

[Canadian Tire]

Is that the one dsp didnt want to take advantage of? Cause she was drunk or sthing. Cause dsp is exactly the kind of gentleman.

Nah, I think that was another BS story. This was about a smoking hot latina that was dating some "model-like" black Chad. They had a fight and she wanted to get even with him so she asked out Phil, but he's like nah, I'm too busy studying for college or some shit. Think he also said he saw her in the grocery story 10 years later and she had a kid and let herself go, so it became some kinda self-righteous ego stroke like all his other stories.

Think Tevin did a back in time on this ATK

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Nah, I think that was another BS story. This was about a smoking hot latina that was dating some "model-like" black Chad. They had a fight and she wanted to get even with him so she asked out Phil, but he's like nah, I'm too busy studying for college or some shit. Think he also said he saw her in the grocery story 10 years later and she had a kid and let herself go, so it became some kinda self-righteous ego stroke like all his other stories.

Think Tevin did a back in time on this ATK

Think this was a story from his high school days actually.

I had always assumed Phil was lying about the first engagement.