DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

[Bogey Fairy]

His goatee has gotten worse. I don't know if he's trimming it too neatly, or if he's losing hair there, but it seems to be patchier and thinner than it was in say the toy video. Not to mention he's opted for stubble while his goatee has started to gray, and it looks awful.

 

[Full Race Replay]

What Phil would look like if he shaved that shit off

 

[Schmeckel]

What Phil would look like if he shaved that shit off

But the nig...guy who would totally steal my bike was killed. Nothing I could do.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

What Phil would look like if he shaved that shit off

Yes its pretty common for fat guys or people with no chin to have a beard, its the equivalent of when people who are bald or balding wear a hat or beanie.

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

Big ups to DSP's Birthday Festivities Hairline. Lookin' real rough.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Big ups to DSP's Birthday Festivities Hairline. Lookin' real rough.

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This is one of the many things that shows you need to be a literal disabled person to like Phil, if I was watching a content creator and he said that he is going bald and getting ear infections because he is wearing headphones and now that he took them off his hair is thick and robust again I would laugh my ass off, dislike the video and call him a retard in chat/the comments.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Happy Birthday Phil!


BALD

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

When DSP says his hair is "full and thick where it's supposed to be again" it reminds me of how back in the late 1980's the first Steven Seagal movie was released and his hair was clearly thin as fuck, fastforward several decades and his hair is "full and thick where it's supposed to be again." This must be how DSP thinks his hair looked before using headphones vs after stopping for a little while due to his eargout.

Bruh just stop. You're bald as fuck.

 

[OJ Simpson]

There are few things more pathetic than an adult who can't come to grips with hair loss. My friend had had thinning hair and was balding since his teens, and me and another friend finally got him to accept it and go bald in his mid 20's. Best decision he ever made. He looks better and is more confident than he was while losing it. Some people just need to accept it. Same with dying your hair jet black because a grey popped up, which is probably what DSP does as well.

 

[PieceofShet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/mzqahu/headphones_can_cause_hair_loss_and_dent_if_you/

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/mzqahu/headphones_can_cause_hair_loss_and_dent_if_you/

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Wouldn't the hair loss be in the pattern of where the headphones applied pressure? Like a lateral line going from ear to ear across the top of the head? Phil has medial hair loss, going down the middle of his head from front to back.

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

"Full and Thick!"

 

[FalsePositive]

He bald.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

He bald.

"NOOOO, my hair is actually full and thick up here, see, that's literally just my scalp and my widows peak, I'm actually not balding at all by the way, my hairline is only receding a little bit, so for trying to start unnecessary drama by telling a streamer that they're balding, I'm just gonna ban this idiot, goodbye!"

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I'm legit curious what Phil is going to end up doing once he loses enough hair that a comb-back isn't even physically possible anymore. I'm told there was a period where he wore beanies a lot, which I assume was to keep his head concealed while the hair grew out enough that he could start his comb-back technique, so I guess he could go back to that. I don't know what else there is to do, it's bad enough now that even he's finally admitting to the receding hairline, and we know he's not about to give up and shave it.

 

[FalsePositive]

Oh, he's gonna shave it. I still think he will first shave it for some lame Halloween costume and then claim that incidentally muh wife prefers it this way so there you go.

 

[LiquidCancer]

Some new 1080p YouTube screenshots of Dark's 480p webcam. That groatee is looking so pathetic

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I'm legit curious what Phil is going to end up doing once he loses enough hair that a comb-back isn't even physically possible anymore. I'm told there was a period where he wore beanies a lot, which I assume was to keep his head concealed while the hair grew out enough that he could start his comb-back technique, so I guess he could go back to that. I don't know what else there is to do, it's bad enough now that even he's finally admitting to the receding hairline, and we know he's not about to give up and shave it.

His current balding predicament is not too terrible for him at the moment it seems. He still has his hair line forming around his widows peak, but he's lost a fair bit on the right and left side of his head, especially in the last two or three years.

If his hair is actually starting to thin out more, then that's a fairly big concern for him, because that means it may not be growing anymore on the back of his head, and it will continue to fall out in new places it hasn't before slowly over time.

So the italian stalion Philip Burnelli will probably only have a slight widows peak and essentially two separate parts of his bald head, and no matter how much he tries to comb over his hair (because he has no hair to comb over lmao) and unless he gets a hair transplant, it's Mr.Bald and Bankrupt in a few years to come.

 

[actually]

His current balding predicament is not too terrible for him at the moment it seems. He still has his hair line forming around his widows peak, but he's lost a fair bit on the right and left side of his head, especially in the last two or three years.

If his hair is actually starting to thin out more, then that's a fairy big concern for him, because that means it may not be growing anymore on the back of his head, and it will continue to fall out in new places it hasn't before slowly over time.

So the italian stalion Philip Burnelli will probably only have a slight widows peak and essentially two separate parts of his bald head, and no matter how much he tries to comb over his hair (because he has no hair to comb over lmao) and unless he gets a hair transplant, it's Mr.Bald and Bankrupt in a few years to come.

TL;DR: Phil is actually malding.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

If his hair is actually starting to thin out more, then that's a fairy big concern for him, because that means it may not be growing anymore on the back of his head, and it will continue to fall out in new places it hasn't before slowly over time.

You can see in videos as far back as 2009 that his hair has been thin for a lot of years, and I'm convinced that that's exactly why he grew it out and combed it back to begin with. Especially after finding out about his I'm Going To Wear Beanies Every Day For No Explained Reason period.

I find it very difficult to believe that there isn't a reason for his pattern of shaved head (which we know he didn't sport as a teen because his mom combed his hair for him), beanies, and finally slicked back comb-over, in that exact order, with very obvious balding he denies for over a decade. It's not the style he actually prefers, it's entirely to facilitate his denial. Has been since 2009.

Go ahead, Phil. Tell me I'm wrong.