LISTEN &/OR BELIEVE Dude what if the SJWs are the IRL Combine (and otherrkkreepy krazy konspiracies) - Holy fucking shit bro

The Lawgiver

We all know what happens to alien spies.
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THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENT HAS SPECIFICALLY FORMATTED TO BE NIGH UNREADABLE TO CUCKS AND RESIDENTS OF REALM 7069 [Light universe sub-dimension Q, epsilon sect.]

okay so im blazed as fuck and i was thinkin...
yo theres al otta suymbolic similarities between the SJWs and the combine from HL2

Like think man they want us to serve them and have all men stay perma virgins and become fukin
mindless neckbearded nu male slaves like when the combine were makin people into those stalker

things that had their hands and feet removed for seemingly no reason watsoever
wow man maybe they really are from like a parallel universe wher they alredy
conquered us and used
an unoticable rift caused by the fukin haldron collider those scientists made like fuck look at wu and
quinns eyes put the fukin shades from they live on ya feeling me
I'm tellin ya man that bitches be gives off some spooky inhuman vibes
bro im telling you if we fukin get trump in office well be avoiding some mad
sicknasty apokalypse scenario
cause Hilary has to be like their leader or some shit

like some fukin space SJW inverse hitler
or maybe all of these femnisst sjw cucks and fuckboyys are like
host bodies for the invaders or somethin
like some crazy flesh puppet shit
look man anythings possible they fiukin double kidnapped tupac and killed the commanders and covered both things up

and i think valve may have ben infiltrated by them at some point after Hl2 was released which iz why we never got Hl3 bekause they just want the series to fade so we cant notice this shit
but ayy man those are just my thoustts yo
if this shit turns out to be true dont say i didnt fukin warn you suckas cause i am telling you bout hilary. that shit wont end weell at all and it looks
lik the votes are fukin rigged so you bettr get your fukin cars loaded wit wepons and drive as far from the fukin citadel as possible if ya feel me tahaa
feel free to add to the discussion
till next time
semper fuckin fidelis yo

 

The Lawgiver

We all know what happens to alien spies.
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For some reason, I can't get laid. I haven't left my mom's basement in five years or joined any dating sites, but that shouldn't matter since video games are more cognitively challenging than a Harvard Physics PhD. Why can't those sluts come to my basement and ask me out???
Three words.
Anti Macho Radions.

SJWS especcial ly dess pise males in general

all natural born macho manly masculine men in the zones affected by these specialized weaponized retroactive radioactive radio waves broadcasted from hidden SOCJUS infiltration outposts, these waves will proceed to inss ite subliminal and subneural femenazi frequencies in the thought pans of the brain folds of the gray matter of all females within range forr ming tan gible annd palpable thoughts of hatred for the free gaming gamer manly man that would make the dark emperor palpatine from star wars blush
you are not alone in this endeavior.
you know what you must do.
take the warrto tha streetz.
 

Broseph Stalin

Smoke a Fed for St. Herkster
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this is a good observation.

both enemies should be dealt with by a crowbar to the head

The Crowbar and Shotgun is the symbol of the revolution. We shall take back our lands from the PC SJW fuckboi filth, by any means necessary, and leave the survivors to the mercy of the Muslim rapists once they're driven back to the desert wastelands where they belong.
 

Quijibo69

Da Merge
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Three words.
Anti Macho Radions.

SJWS especcial ly dess pise males in general

all natural born macho manly masculine men in the zones affected by these specialized weaponized retroactive radioactive radio waves broadcasted from hidden SOCJUS infiltration outposts, these waves will proceed to inss ite subliminal and subneural femenazi frequencies in the thought pans of the brain folds of the gray matter of all females within range forr ming tan gible annd palpable thoughts of hatred for the free gaming gamer manly man that would make the dark emperor palpatine from star wars blush
you are not alone in this endeavior.
you know what you must do.
take the warrto tha streetz.

Thanks! I didn't need my eyes anyway!
 

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