Dumb shit people will not stop advocating for - Preferably no politisperging

ArnoldPalmer

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Air-fryers. People treat it like a fucking miracle invention but it's just a small, inferior oven. It should be marketed as an oven for people who live in apartments.

I used mine to outright replace my microwave oven (and an electric kettle for boiling water on the fly). It works wonderfully for that, especially at reanimating fried food. If I wanted to prepare food for more than just myself, I'd use my range.
Going to Mars. You already live in a great planet retard, why would you wanna go to a desert? That's like selling a mansion to live in a trailer park. Elon Musk needs to be lashed publicly for his faggottry.

I think you're conflating colonization with mining operations. I want to mine the everloving SHIT out of Mars. I don't necessarily want to be buried there. That said, there's something admirable about the foresight in not keeping all your eggs in one basket, should the earth be destroyed.

As for moving to an uninhabitable desert, there are LITERALLY people living in California right now, you heartless bigot!
 

TomatoTomahto

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I think you're conflating colonization with mining operations. I want to mine the everloving SHIT out of Mars. I don't necessarily want to be buried there. That said, there's something admirable about the foresight in not keeping all your eggs in one basket, should the earth be destroyed.

As for moving to an uninhabitable desert, there are LITERALLY people living in California right now, you heartless bigot!
I think we are all underestimating how much someone would ''sacrifice'' themselves to make history and be the first citizen of Mars or some shit. There are people who already live in pods, if the opportunity presented itself most people would go. Plus if the earth gets destroyed, it was definitely deserved.

Californians deserve that for being cringe. 8)
 

Vlinny-kun

Being gay is now illegal.
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I know I'm going to get a lot of shit for this, but people who argue that there's nothing wrong with casual sex.

I believe that the sexual revolution opened the door for much of the degeneracy that we see today with pedophilia advocates, dog fuckers, entitled whores that don't know how to dress, parents trooning out their kids, and etc. The truth is is that sex is like a drug and like all drugs, it can become addictive and take over your life really easily; the lax view on sex in general society has made this a larger issue in recent years. Really think about why people care about being virgins and how many lays they can get in the shortest amount of time possible. Does staying a virgin really mean that there's something wrong with you, or does fucking bimbos left and right mean that you are somehow superior to others? It's the type of shit that leads to certain people to become desperate and creep out on unwilling girls or dudes to "prove" otherwise, or awkward 14 year olds to go at it and accidentally causing a teen pregnancy. Sex no longer being taboo or respected as the act that creates human life is exactly the shit that lead to this kind of pissing contest and all its societal ulcers in the first place.
 

IAmNotAlpharius

For the Emperor!
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I think you're conflating colonization with mining operations. I want to mine the everloving SHIT out of Mars. I don't necessarily want to be buried there. That said, there's something admirable about the foresight in not keeping all your eggs in one basket, should the earth be destroyed.
Is there anything worth mining on Mars to bring back to Earth? It’d have to be worth the trip unless we’re just mining for the sake of producing things for elsewhere in the solar system.
 

ArnoldPalmer

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Is there anything worth mining on Mars to bring back to Earth? It’d have to be worth the trip unless we’re just mining for the sake of producing things for elsewhere in the solar system.

There are quite a few materials worth hundreds of thousands to millions per gram. Bring back a boulder of that material and you're set for life.
 

Agent Abe Caprine

Was eaten by Kira
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Really thrilled to see people waking up on dogs! A dog like Great Dane is NOT a pupper and I don't care how ''friendly'' it is. Keep it away from children and other animals!
There's people out there who think cane corsos are great pets to have around children. Only if you raise them with children around and even then, that's risky. Corsos are great dogs if you're an adult that can handle that much canine. Awful dogs if you can't.

These dogs are extremely intelligent. Promise something and they won't forget. Give them multiple nicknames and they'll make a game of "Guess my name today" out of it. It's like having a 110+ pound toddler that can maul you at any time.

Imagine a big dog that intelligent with a rowdy kid.
 

Fiveish

Ava Naglia 🔯: 19.89 Joker
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Probably that virgin shaming is wrong. All I've learned from permavirgins is they're usually so bad at making a human connection they should be mocked. You don't get to laugh at wamman for being simple creatures when you're too much of a retard to get one to fuck you.

Virgins are like guys who insist catching a ball is insultingly easy, and then keep getting beamed in the eye.
 

TerribleIdeas™

Master of Cunt-Puppets
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the ban on plastic straws felt like that to me. the biggest threat to ocean life when it comes to pollution is fishing nets, but because someone captured a picture of a turtle choking on a straw everyone freaked out about that instead. idk, is that too political?

I also think that people who let their cats free roam outside are really selfish. Cats ravage local ecosystems, shit and piss everywhere (their piss reeks and the smells sticks around), and they spread toxoplasmosis. Not to mention the threat to your cat from cars, poison, and predators.. Lazy cat owners who won't supervise their cats outdoors or buy a damn lazer pointer.
What really fucking gets me about almost all of the bans on straws, single-use plastic containers, or whatever, is that the overwhelming majority of that kind of wast in the Great Garbage Patch doesn't come from Europe or North America. Then there's the fact that all these fucking disposable masks the WHO was 6 months late of making up their minds about being found fucking with a TON of marine wildlife. We cut out the straws and the 6-pack rings, and now the seagulls and turtles are wearing masks as necklaces, instead.

As far as a unique contribution - Everyone that invokes gamergate should be stuffed into a locker, after an atomic wedgie. Don't care what side of that dumbfuckery they're on, in the locker, nerd.
 

VIPPER?

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Cryptocurrency.

It's not backed by anything at all, you can't spend it on anything, and it carries literally no value unless you have an internet connection and can specifically get to Etherium or whatever. What's the fucking point? NFTs are especially dumb, every time one sells for a gorillion dollars there's a picture of it in the article about it. It's like a trademark or copyright that isn't legally binding and can't get you royalties or other licensing dosh. Why bother?

Same for HOW CAN WE USE THE BLOCKCHAIN TO ... ? shit in general. I think modern people don't really think through issues properly and instead of identifying a problem and looking for a solution, they see "X is good, so I have to implement X in whatever I'm doing." So instead of "My application needs some security, what type is most appropriate?" they just go "The BlockChain™ is good; where can I fit it in to my application?" even if it's just a fucking electric can opener.
 

Vecr

"nanoposts with 90° spatial rotational symmetries"
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Well, you don't technically need at actual Internet connection if your node is fully set up, there's a satellite that broadcasts each new Bitcoin block. If you wanted to make a transaction, your node could make one, and then you could sneakernet/fax/etc it to someone who could broadcast it to the network. NFTs and "The BlockChain™" for non-currency stuff is dumb though.
 

Cool Username

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People who think everyone has the right to have children. No, dude, if you're poor, stupid, brown, or a mix of the three, don't fucking shit turds who look like you. Because they're probably going to have shitty lives, and their kids also will. And their kids' kids. I live in a poor country, I know what I'm talking about.
I always say, "Broken parents make broken children." And it's a cycle. People accuse me of condoning eugenics, but... I don't know. Maybe I do.
 

Kornula

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Methods to combat global warming/climate change/climate crisis. The science around it is already iffy and involves the assumption that, in a system with literally billions ot variables, we know exactly what the one thing that cause all the problems for two decades now, despite advancements in machine learning (and having the scientists who's job is to explore the subject be completely dependent on it being true to remain employed). But the solutions presented are basically:
1. Make extremely small lifestyle changes that will never amount to anything (recycling).
2. Solutions that actually increase pollution to get billionaires richer (kill the second hand car market, force everyone to buy new electric cars and create entire new infrastructure to support those cars).
3. Solutions that's designed to kill western countries (don't have kids, stop eating meat).

You can't even argue that it's because people don't want to rock the boat. The world shut down the economy (minus the corporations) to give boomers a few more years before they die of cancer. But the global threat that will kill millions and cause dozens of millions of refugees is somehow less important.
Thank you!
 

Duck Duck TUUURN

ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL
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People who think everyone has the right to have children. No, dude, if you're poor, stupid, brown, or a mix of the three, don't fucking shit turds who look like you. Because they're probably going to have shitty lives, and their kids also will. And their kids' kids. I live in a poor country, I know what I'm talking about.
I always say, "Broken parents make broken children." And it's a cycle. People accuse me of condoning eugenics, but... I don't know. Maybe I do.
Alex Jones rants and raves about this shit all the time. Dude, there are so many fucking people it's nausiating. Over the decades in the area I live I've seen field after field of open space developed into apartment complexes and strip malls. Traffic gets worse and worse and all you fucking hear about in the news is housing shortages! Where the fuck are all of you worthless retards coming from?
The large industrial buildings/corporate centers on my way to work: many of them are empty now as companies go out of business, and two streets over they're building more giant rectangles and parking lots. Same thing with strip malls. Some of them have almost half of the units vacant, yet 5 mins down the road a whole new center is going up with the same shitty stores and nail salons as the last one.
All of this for what? So another worthless dumbass named Aiden can buy Cheetos and fidget spinners? It's depressing.
 
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