ArnoldPalmer
kiwifarms.net
Air-fryers. People treat it like a fucking miracle invention but it's just a small, inferior oven. It should be marketed as an oven for people who live in apartments.
I used mine to outright replace my microwave oven (and an electric kettle for boiling water on the fly). It works wonderfully for that, especially at reanimating fried food. If I wanted to prepare food for more than just myself, I'd use my range.
Going to Mars. You already live in a great planet retard, why would you wanna go to a desert? That's like selling a mansion to live in a trailer park. Elon Musk needs to be lashed publicly for his faggottry.
I think you're conflating colonization with mining operations. I want to mine the everloving SHIT out of Mars. I don't necessarily want to be buried there. That said, there's something admirable about the foresight in not keeping all your eggs in one basket, should the earth be destroyed.
As for moving to an uninhabitable desert, there are LITERALLY people living in California right now, you heartless bigot!