Dumbest possible lolcow? -

[Sanae Kochiya]

If you saw this thread before, I fucked it up so I'm trying it again.

So, after recently getting into contact with some lolcows, it just kinda... baffles me how absolutely fucking stupid some of them are. Like, "how do you even dress yourself" sort of stupid.

So this is why this poll is here. I just kinda wondering if there was a consensus for "Yeah, this guy's borderline retarded."

Just slight note if you hit Other to discuss someone else:

Tumblrinas are immature and ignorant, but most of them aren't pants-on-head retarded.

The same goes for most Loveshies. @Marjan Šiklić is of course an exception.

SJWs, GGers, and aGGers just have retarded beliefs and are the definition of groupthink, but they're still relatively normal people. Just relatively unpleasant normal people.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

@Null

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

@Null

I was gonna put a disclaimer not to put Null or Dynastia because that joke is old, but I didn't think people would actually do it.

Go figure.

 

[Watcher]

@Null

FUDCK YOU I WAS GOING TO POST THAT

 

[CWCissey]

My vote would go to Nookie Bear (Andrew Dobson)

Dude has everyone telling him how to improve, yet he never does. Even Chris is capable of positive change, even if it takes a while!

 

[Mrs Paul]

Chris, although Mylar/Sammy is a close second.

 

[Ruin]

x8682 aka BarneyFag. This is a guy who sacrificed his family, friendships, and education to wage a one man war against a character from a cancelled children's cartoon. It's pretty hard to get lower than that.

 

[Hodor]

Strikerwolf.

Chris is an idiot, yeah, but he's kind of wised up a bit. Strikerwolf is just an idiot.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

x8682 aka BarneyFag. This is a guy who sacrificed his family, friendships, and education to wage a one man war against a character from a cancelled children's cartoon. It's pretty hard to get lower than that.

I am seriously torn between Barneyfag and Striker. They're both dumb as shit and both of them baffle me with exactly how dumb as shit they are.

 

[Big Nasty]

Jon Sweet. He wouldn't last a day outside of his mom's house.

 

[A Twisted Firestarter]

Definitely Strikerwolf. He seems legitimately mentally handicapped by his numerous health problems.

 

[Silvana]

Srikerwolf. He can barely form a coherent sentence, believes literally anything anyone tells him, is shockingly ignorant and dumb as a bag of rocks - and is quite possibly brain-damaged.

 

[CatParty]

Anyone who is involved with gamergate

 

[Dr. Meme]

@Dynastia

 

[MasterDisaster]

Strikerwolf hands down. Every interaction I've had with him just reeks of stupidity. He's seriously too dumb to live on his own.

 

[AnOminous]

StrikerWolf has to be very close to the tard event horizon, where someone is literally too dumb even to access the Internet or respond to things at all. I can't imagine someone much worse even being capable of being a lolcow unless you actually hooked up tardcams to them somehow, in which case you'd be literally mocking a mental cripple for being crippled.

Shaner is very close to the level of incompetence of Striker, but edged out by a wee bit.

 

[Anus]

Strikerwolf is just unbelievably dumb, but x86x2 and Nick Bate (and Shaner) are about as dumb.

Striker, Barneyfag and Shaner have been explained, but let's not forget Nick Bate thinks Kentucky doesn't exist, thinks dentists will kill him, and a whole bunch of other stupid shit. I don't even need to mention that video and the reason he made it.

 

[CWCissey]

Strikerwolf is just unbelievably dumb, but x86x2 and Nick Bate (and Shaner) are about as dumb.

Striker, Barneyfag and Shaner have been explained, but let's not forget Nick Bate thinks Kentucky doesn't exist, thinks dentists will kill him, and a whole bunch of other stupid shit. I don't even need to mention that video and the reason he made it.

Nick Bate is also a massive edgelord wannabe.

 

[CatParty]

Also @ThonisSH is pretty retarded.

Oh and @Cowlick's word salad he tries to pass off as intellect is really cringe worthy

 

[Anus]

Nick Bate is also a massive edgelord wannabe.

He is, and that just adds to his stupidity if you ask me.