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During my high school years, I had an arrangement with some other students where they would give me blank VHS tapes and I would later return them filled with subtitled hentai anime.

One of these kids was exceptional enough to play one of these tapes during class time on a tv everyone was watching while the teacher was away. He got caught and he narced on me, and I got expelled.
 

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During my high school years, I had an arrangement with some other students where they would give me blank VHS tapes and I would later return them filled with subtitled hentai anime.

One of these kids was exceptional enough to play one of these tapes during class time on a tv everyone was watching while the teacher was away. He got caught and he narced on me, and I got expelled.
How do you get expelled for that? Was this a Catholic school?
I can sure relate to that. I come from a family of readers and one of my first memories were those magnetic alphabet letter that you could put on the fridge, plus my parents always read to me. Somehow or other I had decoded how to read by the time I was about 3. When I went to kindergarten, my mom got bitched out by the teacher because I could already read. The teacher said that I missed out on the joy of learning to read with my peers. I think my peers were all at the eating paste level of their development. As far as I'm concerned, school is one of the most creativity slaying things to ever happen to young minds. I also suspect that a lot of Kiwis experienced the same.
I had the opposite happen: I just naturally learned to read at 3 and could read at a fourth grade level by kindergarten, but never actually wanted to read any books despite everyone saying I should.
 

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Doesn't the principal (or even the school board itself) do that?

The other kid got expelled, too. The teacher’s fury over drawn titties being shown in her classroom was way over the top. She claimed that she felt “violated as a woman” even though none of it was addressed to her. She played up a feminist victim stance and this expulsion was even taken to court and later dismissed because their teacher would not give in.
 

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The other kid got expelled, too. The teacher’s fury over drawn titties being shown in her classroom was way over the top. She claimed that she felt “violated as a woman” even though none of it was addressed to her. She played up a feminist victim stance and this expulsion was even taken to court and later dismissed because their teacher would not give in.
Was the teacher's name Albert Einstein, by any chance?
 
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Not posting her name here, but never underestimate the rage of a feminist who is going off on an imagined slight. She even tried calling the cops to have charges placed against me for distributing porn to another minor.
It doesn't matter how much she hates you, a teacher literally cannot expel a student. Feminist rage doesn't magically change the school system.
 

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It doesn't matter how much she hates you, a teacher literally cannot expel a student. Feminist rage doesn't magically change the school system.

She did not expel me directly. All she had to do was cry like a victim to the vice principal, and facts be damned, I got expelled along with the other kid, and I had to go to court to get the expulsion from a public school overturned.
 

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In freshman year I started getting edgy and making racist jokes. At the end of the semester my mom and had to meet with my teacher, who said that I needed to stop making them because he was afraid that the other students would take them seriously. in other words they we're to stupid for that sort of comedy.
 

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I already posted this on one of the school related threads, but it bears repeating because it's amazing- so in my middle school art class we were forbidden from drawing, among other things, anything "gang related". This turned out to be a very, very, broad term based entirely on the judgement of our very old teacher. My parents both had her as a teacher in middle school and thought she was old then. The running joke was that she was so old she used to teach cave art. So I don't really expect this woman to be an authority on gangs. I wasn't allowed to use a gothic style font on a piece because she ruled it "gang-related". (Though she wasn't bitchy about it at all) My friend was working on a project relating to music and he went with a disco theme, drawing a black gentleman in a leisure suit with an afro. 10/10 much groovy. My teacher told him that while his drawing was very nice, it might be considered "gang-related". Nope, can't draw black people in this art class. That's "gang-related".
 

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In kindergarten, my teacher was out for the majority of the year because her teenage son was battling cancer. He lost.

The substitute we had decided that she hated me for some reason. We had playtime before naptime, and we had a basket of tiny multicolored cubes. When we were cleaning up, a white cube got left out accidentally, and I put my mat down on it unknowingly. Some bitch (who later dropped out senior year) saw it somehow and tattled that I kept a toy out from playtime. I had just been laying there on the mat trying to nap. I got written up although nothing came of it. She also tried to blame me for drawing on the floor and accused me of intentionally playing in dirt on the playground (when I had actually been running and I just slipped in it).

Coincidentally, before the principal could paddle me for the "dirt bath" incident, it was discovered some high school kids were egging the sub's car. They quickly forgot about me. Thank you, upperclassmen who are probably like 33 now!
 
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In freshman year I started getting edgy and making racist jokes. At the end of the semester my mom and had to meet with my teacher, who said that I needed to stop making them because he was afraid that the other students would take them seriously. in other words they we're to stupid for that sort of comedy.
So this was last semester I take it? I think he was trying to say you were looking like a sped saying /pol/ shit IRL.
 
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I can sure relate to that. I come from a family of readers and one of my first memories were those magnetic alphabet letter that you could put on the fridge, plus my parents always read to me. Somehow or other I had decoded how to read by the time I was about 3. When I went to kindergarten, my mom got bitched out by the teacher because I could already read. The teacher said that I missed out on the joy of learning to read with my peers. I think my peers were all at the eating paste level of their development. As far as I'm concerned, school is one of the most creativity slaying things to ever happen to young minds. I also suspect that a lot of Kiwis experienced the same.

Imagine being angry that one of your students is actually capable of doing something you're supposed to teach them. This shit is the American education system in a nutshell.
8th grade: After liking a short film so much I wished we could see it again, I was scolded for telling the teacher in my best Bogart voice, "Play it again, (first name)." To add insult to injury, she actually told my parents about this at parent-teacher conferences even though we had two other guys in my class who said much worse stuff on a near-daily basis and never seemed to get into any sort of serious trouble for it.

Your school must have not had that many problem students if a well-meaning joke got you into that much shit.
 

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So I was showing my old man this thread and he kindly reminded me of a pretty hilarious story from my sophomore year of high school. So I had this crazy old bat for an art teacher. She was a fat wrinkly old crone with all sorts of liver spots and moles. She immediately had a reputation among my peers because the first thing she ever told us was a story about how when she lived in Florida she got pulled over for not putting her tags on her car. She explained to the police officers that she simply didn't like the way the sun looked in the picture on the tag. Called it unrealistic and refused to display it on her vehicle. This escalated to the point that she became irate and refused to even speak to the officers which resulted in her arrest. Now understand, this is a story that she chose to tell us. She apparently thought it would make her look good or something. Anyways, that is just the setup to explain what kind of person we're dealing with here. We used to call her "The Old Battleaxe."

So what you need to know about what happens next is that I was born with a different name than what my name is legally now. Essentially my original first name was moved to be my middle name and my new first name became my father's name. However, rather than going by my first name I have always been known by my middle name. That is to say that I have been in the habit since a young age of signing papers with my middle and last name as opposed to the first and last.

So as you can guess this confuses The Old Battleaxe and instead of asking me about it directly considering I am the only student with that last name in any of her classes she decides to get up in front of the class and start shouting about someone pulling a prank on her. Other students soon explain that the paper is mine and so she proceeds to call my Dad to "expose" me for pranking her. My Dad, bless his heart, a man in his early seventies at that point responds to her simply with "I don't care. Stop wasting my time, you idiot." and then hung up on her. This got me sent out into the hall whereupon I proceeded to the principals office to explain things to him before she could get in touch with him. Turns out she was tenured, nothing he could do about it.
 
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