Dutch Angel Dragons -

Cuddly Pirate

True & Honest Fan
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http://dutchangeldragons.com/

I would like to take a moment out of our busy day to talk about a whole "race" of spergy OC donut steels. It is an offshoot from what we normally talk about, but knowing a group better is never a bad thing (mostly), and information is always something useful to have. There won't be many screencaps going about as well because I will spend all night digging through comments on FA and such and I do not have the fucking attention span.


Dutch Angel Dragons (DaDs) are a race of fagtastic totally not just fluffy dildos created by a fursuiter named Telephone. DaDs are not as much as weeaboo as sergals are, nor as well developed in autistic backstory as the chakat. What makes DaDs stand out is their insane attention to canon detail, and their spergfest whenever someone draws a DaD wrong.


The DaD player generally is an interesting specimen. Fans of the race will go to others art or commissions of any DaDs made, and anything not in the exact guidelines, rules, and specifications will cause the person to lose their mind and their bowels all over the comments. Some are subtle, others are not. What guidelines do you ask? Why, these, of course.

Telephone, in her great autistic wisdom, had created actual guidelines to make sure that anyone who is gonna be a DaD doesn't tread on her own uniqueness make a mistake in their DaD creation. These guidelines have very specific things about them, including but not limited to:

  • No genitalia or digestive tract
  • No real muzzle ring
  • No (lol) shapeshifters or hybrids
  • Only refer to Dads as it/they/them (respect their pronouns)
  • Don't name yourself after an electronic device

Obviously I would make fun of their genitals (or lack thereof) all day, but that would be stupid. Instead let's take a big peek at their muzzle rings.


Now the muzzle rings are these colors that look like bands around the DaD's muzzle. According to Telephone:

Before the time of conflict, all Dutch Angel Dragons had a special marking around their muzzle in the shape of a ring. This was a symbol that represented their bond of loyalty to the realm and a promise of the duties they would uphold. When they no longer had the ability to reside in the Paradise and this responsibility was revoked, the ancient ones removed the band from their coats to show that this bond was now broken. It is for this reason that no Dutch Angel Dragon can have or form this marking on themselves, as it is no longer within their abilities to do so.

I won't get more into the lore as it's boring as shit, but there's pages of it. Have fun if you want to read it.

As for the bands themselves, there are picture guidelines specifically for this, because I guess why not. They're in the spoiler below.


Some of you who looked through this must have noticed that one of the slides contain a very interesting quote:

In order to protect the trademark look of Telephone, several design rules had to be given to the species to encourage more design diversity and prevent others from disrespecting for stealing or copying too many features from Telephone.

This specific thing here, among others, really shows how Telephone goes beyond the beyond to prevent anyone from being anything like her, because god forbid someone stole her spotlight. In fact, if you notice the guidelines are all designed specifically to prevent this. Not that it stops anyone, but the intent is indeed there.

So the question I would imagine that would never be brought up is "Well what happens if you break the rules?" To be honest, I wouldn't know. I would assume nothing unless it was posted on Furaffinity, where if you draw a dick that's the same color as someone else's, you can get permabanned with a fist up your ass while Dragoneer jerks off onto the wall. Ultimately the only thing keeping this from falling apart is good faith. The species' "copyright" is purely fiat, and the only thing that anyone can do is scream noncanon at others while sobbing in the corner, as one would witness in this screencap below.
FireShot Capture 004 - FUCKING STOP.PNG


In conclusion, the race seems like an interesting haven for retarded people. Telephone has an ED article here to read if you are interested. If anyone else would like to add screenshots or anything interesting, feel free to share.

Oh, almost forgot.

Someone charged $1000+ for a reference sheet to these things.

One thousand.
 
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nonnewtonian

Straight Outta Vellie
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I heard Telephone threw a fit and cried about “not feeling welcome” at Anthrocon 2017 because they didn’t give her total control over some DAD panel, does anyone know more about that? I know 2 tried to spin it as some “da SJWs is driving out innocent popufurs!” story when AC dropped his comedy show.
 

Lion

steven universe propaganda
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I heard Telephone threw a fit and cried about “not feeling welcome” at Anthrocon 2017 because they didn’t give her total control over some DAD panel, does anyone know more about that? I know 2 tried to spin it as some “da SJWs is driving out innocent popufurs!” story when AC dropped his comedy show.
i wish i capped it, but basically it happened during 2 being told he wasn't welcomed to perform at AC17. he threw a fit and she jumped in along with it feeling she wasn't going to be welcomed as well since she was friends with 2.
ino assumed it was because they both had 'bad opinions'

i'm pretty sure she didn't delete any of the posts from that week, i'll see if i can find them

edit: couldn't find it, sorry.
 
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Power Armor

Have fun online!
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These guidelines have very specific things about them, including but not limited to:

  • No genitalia or digestive tract

dutch angel dragon porn actually exists, and i managed to run into it like... years ago. i saw people bitching about deleting it in the comments section so i've had it saved in case i ever wanted to extract easy laughs out of people.




you can go on e621 right now and find dutch angel dragon porn and it's hilarious because almost all of them have DA ILLEGUL MUZZLE BAND!!!!!!!!!!!

https://e621.net/post/index/1/inyx
 

Reynard

I regret nothing.
True & Honest Fan
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I remember seeing people talk about how a Dutch Angel Dragon fursuit was being sold for $1,000,000 at one point. I can't find the picture right now, but if anybody finds it before I get the chance, kudos to you.
 

Mikoyan

Armenian Wheeler-Dealer
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When Telephone goes out in a suit and "preforms" all she does is roll on the floor and squeak and it's just really embarrassing and yet the furries eat that shit up

Believe it or not, the majority of convention-going furries generally want to set the squeaker brigade ablaze.

I remember seeing people talk about how a Dutch Angel Dragon fursuit was being sold for $1,000,000 at one point. I can't find the picture right now, but if anybody finds it before I get the chance, kudos to you.

That's... interesting, hadn't heard that. Seconding 'more info'.
 

Reynard

I regret nothing.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I remember seeing people talk about how a Dutch Angel Dragon fursuit was being sold for $1,000,000 at one point. I can't find the picture right now, but if anybody finds it before I get the chance, kudos to you.
Okay, so apparently I misheard. The million dollars was a fake bid someone made as a troll. My bad.

The suit still went fro about $10k to $11k, so still beyond overpriced in terms of fursuits.
 

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