World Duterte Megathread - Following the exploits of a president straight out of the DC universe

Who would win the Philippine-Canadian Garbage War of 2019?

  • Durante "Harry" and the Filipinos, the most powerful race in the world

    Votes: 24 54.5%
  • Justin "Current Year" Trudeau and the Canadians, because weed dude lmao

    Votes: 2 4.5%
  • ¡Jeb! Just Jeb and the Gac Bowls

    Votes: 18 40.9%

  • Total voters
    44

JosephTX

Joseph Guillaume of Houston, Don't Mess With Texas
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Commies decide they're somehow Christian and ask for a 5 day Christmas truce.

Duterte responds by ordering the Army to kill all of them and to destroy their legal political wings too.

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1065512/no-ceasefire-duterte-orders-troops-to-destroy-npa-and-its-legal-fronts

Fun fact, back in the day, you could keep illegal unregistered fully automatic firearms in the rural areas and the police would look the other way as long as they thought you were keeping it to kill commies.
 

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Commies decide they're somehow Christian and ask for a 5 day Christmas truce.

Duterte responds by ordering the Army to kill all of them and to destroy their legal political wings too.

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1065512/no-ceasefire-duterte-orders-troops-to-destroy-npa-and-its-legal-fronts

Fun fact, back in the day, you could keep illegal unregistered fully automatic firearms in the rural areas and the police would look the other way as long as they thought you were keeping it to kill commies.
And nothing of value was lost.
 
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JosephTX

Joseph Guillaume of Houston, Don't Mess With Texas
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Duterte officially authorizes summary executions for anyone refusing to submit to military and police checkpoints.

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1066681/duterte-to-police-military-kill-those-defying-checkpoints

Meanwhile soon to be extremely violently murdered official leader communist party of the Philippines after hearing of his public death warrant, praises Duterte with the title of "Murder Maniac" and "blood thirsty on a national scale"

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1066458/sison-calls-duterte-a-murder-maniac/amp
 

JosephTX

Joseph Guillaume of Houston, Don't Mess With Texas
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For the Emperor?!
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Duterte officially authorizes summary executions for anyone refusing to submit to military and police checkpoints.

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1066681/duterte-to-police-military-kill-those-defying-checkpoints

Meanwhile soon to be extremely violently murdered official leader communist party of the Philippines after hearing of his public death warrant, praises Duterte with the title of "Murder Maniac" and "blood thirsty on a national scale"

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1066458/sison-calls-duterte-a-murder-maniac/amp
If I were him I’d GTFO.
 

JosephTX

Joseph Guillaume of Houston, Don't Mess With Texas
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A supermajority is scared of voicing what they all agree on?

Gee, I wonder if the polls are being fucked with.
Because the people in the Philippines are ultra catholic to the point they literally flog, stab and cruxify theirselves on Easter all in the image of Jesus' suffering for our sins.

Meanwhile here's Duterte not even opposing but openly mocking the catholic church, insulting the pope on national TV and telling his supporters to kill catholic priests in the street.

It's kinda hard to openly support your president while he's doing that when 1 in 3 Filipinos want to kill him solely for fucking with the church.

That said you think the polls are rigged? Out of the hundreds done the lowest he has gone is 48% though most reports cite 53% as his lowest figure, while at the very peak of his genocide crusade he was regularly polling ~90%.

Right now most people who disapprove of him say it's mainly because of the state of the economy and inflation, rather than because of his genocide which peaked while he was at 90%.

If I were him I’d GTFO.
He's already in Europe being harbored by the Dutch from almost certain execution.
 
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JosephTX

Joseph Guillaume of Houston, Don't Mess With Texas
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So a politician on Duterte's public list of death just got killed by a police death squad

https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/former-philippine-mayor-killed-hours-after-president-duterte-threatens-to-slit-throats

This was only hours after Duterte threatened to publicly execute drug dealers infront of human right cucks.

"If you are a big time player, I will not forgive you. I will slit your throat in front of human rights (activists) . I don't care. I'm telling you not to do that to my country. I will get you. So I could not be more clear,"
 

TheScooper

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The thing is he is doing exactly what you would have to do fix a corrupt country run by cartels, literaly just kill them. You would have to do this for Mexico, Colombia, Venezula etc.
 

FlamingPie

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So, did they find any proof that this politician had connections to the drug lords (at least, outside of shooting at the cops like a dumbass?)
 
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