I hope the judge decides to bring in an expert witness and Impartial Moderator just walks in.On the very slim chance he ever ends up in court for being a literal child molester, I hope he starts hollering "QUOTE ME ACCURATELY" at the judge and the bailiff runs over and starts beating him and Derek.
That would be like a kino singularity. I loved when Chaggot said, "We live in a society that does not respect doing the right thing!" and Impartial Moderator replied, "Certainly not with people like YOU in it." Sadly, Hakim's Razor says he will likely never end up in court.I hope the judge decides to bring in an expert witness and Impartial Moderator just walks in.