Dylan Walsh / OldMateOrpu / 20 Year Plan / Sayuce / Botanon - Self proclaimed saviour and antifurry

Uncle Warren

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To be honest I feel a bit gross that this thread helped a bunch of trash posters. Like, dylan is a fucking ween, and so are the furfags trying to pull life ruination over a fucking porn dump.

This was a good thread, but seriously /trash/ I hope you're reading this, but y'all just as autistic as he is.
 

Wanker

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As a common resident of the aforementioned /trash/ general, I'd say this thread has been fantastic in confirming on how Dylan actually acts like a nutjob outside of 4chan threads and that he's just simply not just somebody's alter ego or an attentionwhore with the persona of a 2008 /b/tard. His own trolling portfolio in the OP is pretty spot-on, except it doesn't mention that nobody actually fell for the AWSW malware and that he still persists around /scaly/.

Dylan's presence on /scaly/ has otherwise been on and off for over 400 days since first contact, which was around Angels With Scaly Wing's release date. His time on /trash/ mostly boils down to posting the usual "kill yourself" and "stop posting", insisting that nobody has free will, his unhealthy obsession with IP addresses and making very empty threats he can't back up, on top of some spam of random walls of text or images here and there. But generally, in the grand scheme of things he's always been a sideshow as the rest of the thread jerks it to Rathian and Remy porn, and ultimately he has never actually had any real impact until he actually decided to spam low quality, distorted on-topic porn (he takes from various posts and runs through quality-destroying scripts) through threads #387 to #403 before one anon exposed this very thread to the general and everyone had their laughs at seeing his plan on Kiwi Farms backfire right in his face.

For a man who wishes so much ill on the place, I think the most baffling thing here is that it took him until recently to actually try something to put a dent into /scaly/ and even that spam came to a halting screech. Considering how the general is structured, I don't think it would be that hard to dismantle the general but Dylan has been surprisingly very inefficient about it for someone who hates the place's guts and claims to keep on ruining or even destroying it, never taking advantage of any potential openings. And of course, killing generals is practically impossible unless mods start to get very angry or if /trash/ itself let alone 4chan kicks the bucket, since you can't kill a fetish or people through their monitors.

Complete with his same writing style and being all fur coat and no knickers like usual, Dylan is in thread #404 now claiming Kiwi Farms will raid the general but of course he's incapable of reading this site's guidelines.

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https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/15247851/#15260638
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https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/15247851/#15261012

Edit: Should mention that for some reason, Dylan has never saged any of his posts during his malformed image spam despite the fact that the mythical 'bumpfag' on /trash/ may indirectly bump /scaly/ off the catalog, instead helping keep the threads on top.

To be honest I feel a bit gross that this thread helped a bunch of trash posters. Like, dylan is a fucking ween, and so are the furfags trying to pull life ruination over a fucking porn dump.
I don't think anyone on /scaly/ would really go through with further doxxing or ruination. At the end of the day, the threads are not about him and we can just share what stupid shit he spouts here, within reason of course.
 
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scared sheep

fluffy sheep
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All this time spent making sock accounts and editing images for 40 hour spam marathons. Imagine he'd put that effort into something productive
To be fair, that could be anyone here as well. Instead of posting here, we could be doing other things.
It's because he's into lizard titties and is mad about it, so he takes it out on people who are open to spanking it to lizard titties.

Dude couldn't be more transparent if he were a fucking ghost.
It’s sort of pathetic. In acting like an ass, he is far less tolerable than anyone open about their fetishes.
 

Myrmidax

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There's a person who regularly spams the "Human Males On Female Anthros" general thread, who some suspect might also be Dylan.
This guy has spent over a year spamming the same copypasta into these threads, accompanied by links to music by the band Burzum, thus earning him the nickname "Burzum", "Burzumfag" or "Burzy".
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He seems to hate the thread merely for existing which is similar to Dylan. Outside of his characteristic copypasta, he will usually make posts about "swallowing the black pill" and about how everyone is a bitter incel.
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The only clear connection between him and Dylan is an admittedly a very tenuous one.
In a recent thread, he attempted to dox one of the threads contributors (something he regularly does in an attempt to drive away content creators).
In this thread, someone started claiming that Burzum was Dylan and he started to get quite defensive about it, doubling down on his doxxing attempts.
This was brought up again in a subsequent thread where he continued to be defensive about it.
He has been accused of being other infamous shitposters before but has never reacted to it until now.

Might be nothing, but I just wanted to point it out as a possible lead. Even if this is unrelated, this Burzum character is quite the autist in his own right.
 

WhatZitTooya

Only a casual degenerate
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Beginning in December '19, it seems like Dylan (or someone pretending to be him) has set his sights on another /trash/ thread: /ludm/, devoted to the fat purple dragon lady from Don Bluth's direct-to-video Anastasia prequel. He scrapes relevant tags on FurAffinity and e621 and automatically posts them every 15 seconds using a pass. Users concluded that it was Dylan in the first day or two, he was undeterred. Several frequent posters on the thread made a discord, he found it on the night of December 16-17 and spammed it with gore and a "you're human trash, kill yourself" copypasta. Was banned from the Discord that day and has made no further attempts to spam there since, but continued to spam Ludmilla threads in /trash/.

The first thread where he started spamming: /trash/ - Off-Topic » Thread #27048701
His crusade is motivated (besides projected self-loathing for his scaly fetish) by the belief that the thread has no worthwhile discussion and he's doing the board a favor by killing it, as seen here, here, here, and here.
Posts alleged confirmation for his pass here.
 
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Dr. Kaffergood

Some furfaggot who likes imperialist vixens
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I know this thread hasn’t been responded to in ages. But this guy sounds similar to someone else who was known for attacking the artist “Lonbluewolf” off the board.
 

WhatZitTooya

Only a casual degenerate
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Another fun update with Dylan's autistic escapades on /trash/:

Starting in mid-November, a new wave of anti-/hmofa/ spamming began once more. The early posts started with a copypasta:

FACT: Human on [thing] is the worst fetish conceived and everyone who likes that stuff is a low IQ ogronoid living in a basement. Humans are always shit and putting them in furry porn is narcissistic. Generals like /hmofa/, /adhg/ and /hmoma/ should be banned outright and all their stories and art should be taken down.
>durr le sparkledog
Nice strawman, but faggots like you are much bigger, worse self inserters. I recommend die.
Also human dicks suck shit, knots and horsedicks are infinitely better and you cannot disprove this.
The edit threads also attract a massive amount of cope in the form of posters asking for 'furbois be removed' so they can stick it to their boogeyman, the people who aren't broke as fuck and can afford commissions of whatever they want. I would advise editors to ignore them.

If anthros were real they surely wouldn't fuck a sucky ass human like you lmao
You'll grow up one day and abandon this silly human kink
You can bring on the cringe now in your attempt to form a rebuttal to my post because of how offended and personally attacked you feel by it as well

Then went quiet for about a week and a half. Starting on November 24th, he began spamming threads that were almost entirely variations of soyjaks saying "I like /hmofa/". You can see their archives here. The spam increased in frequency and peaked on November 28th, when he started ten threads within six hours. These presumably had the goal of making all mentions of /hmofa/ so annoying that people would just stop discussing it and it would wither away. There was one thread where someone was trying to tell the /hmofa/ spammer to attack /scaly/ instead, but knowing Dylan, this was probably a rudimentary attempt to draw attention away from himself.

On November 30th, someone started a thread (written in the style of the Scooby Doo characters unmasking a villain) claiming that Dylan was the /hmofa/ spammer. Two hours after the thread went up, someone claiming to be the spammer posted in /hmofa/ and claimed he was done, asking "have you learned your lesson?" (what lesson he was trying to teach is anyone's guess). There have not been any new soyjak spam threads since. Furthermore, peopel claiming to be Dylan, the /hmofa/ spammer, and the /ludm/ spammer ALL showed up in the Scooby Doo thread and began vigorously denying being the same person.
 

Lou’s Biggest Fan

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Another fun update with Dylan's autistic escapades on /trash/:

Starting in mid-November, a new wave of anti-/hmofa/ spamming began once more. The early posts started with a copypasta:

FACT: Human on [thing] is the worst fetish conceived and everyone who likes that stuff is a low IQ ogronoid living in a basement. Humans are always shit and putting them in furry porn is narcissistic. Generals like /hmofa/, /adhg/ and /hmoma/ should be banned outright and all their stories and art should be taken down.
>durr le sparkledog
Nice strawman, but faggots like you are much bigger, worse self inserters. I recommend die.
Also human dicks suck shit, knots and horsedicks are infinitely better and you cannot disprove this.
The edit threads also attract a massive amount of cope in the form of posters asking for 'furbois be removed' so they can stick it to their boogeyman, the people who aren't broke as fuck and can afford commissions of whatever they want. I would advise editors to ignore them.

If anthros were real they surely wouldn't fuck a sucky ass human like you lmao
You'll grow up one day and abandon this silly human kink
You can bring on the cringe now in your attempt to form a rebuttal to my post because of how offended and personally attacked you feel by it as well

Then went quiet for about a week and a half. Starting on November 24th, he began spamming threads that were almost entirely variations of soyjaks saying "I like /hmofa/". You can see their archives here. The spam increased in frequency and peaked on November 28th, when he started ten threads within six hours. These presumably had the goal of making all mentions of /hmofa/ so annoying that people would just stop discussing it and it would wither away. There was one thread where someone was trying to tell the /hmofa/ spammer to attack /scaly/ instead, but knowing Dylan, this was probably a rudimentary attempt to draw attention away from himself.

On November 30th, someone started a thread (written in the style of the Scooby Doo characters unmasking a villain) claiming that Dylan was the /hmofa/ spammer. Two hours after the thread went up, someone claiming to be the spammer posted in /hmofa/ and claimed he was done, asking "have you learned your lesson?" (what lesson he was trying to teach is anyone's guess). There have not been any new soyjak spam threads since. Furthermore, peopel claiming to be Dylan, the /hmofa/ spammer, and the /ludm/ spammer ALL showed up in the Scooby Doo thread and began vigorously denying being the same person.

That was a fucking roller coaster ride, holy shit.
 

C. Cactus

What did you expect?
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Never thought one of my favorite threads would be one where the cow is ANTI-furry, but here we are.
 
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