i agreeApparently some sperg with 13,016 fewer posts than @CatPartythinks he's earned the right to take a shot at the shitposter crown. This is akin to @jon-Nyan trying to become admin or @Dormiebasne wanting to have a dick-measuring contest. In fact, it is so ludicrously insane as to clearly be the work of Chris. His threads have been merged here for record-keeping.
tl;dr, a slightly less interesting version of Connor is sperging. Mock him roundly.