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Let's Sperg E3 2018 - A year of Mobile Games, Dancing Pandas, and Homeless Banjo Players.Did E3 2018 make all your dreams/nightmares come true?

Discussion in 'Games' started by _blank_, May 3, 2018.

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What will happen at E3 2018

  1. Ubisoft sacrifices a baby on stage to the tune of Earth, Wind and Fire's "September"

    31.0%
  2. EA conference is a 30-minute montage of sports games followed by 20 minutes of bald-faced lies.

    65.0%
  3. Bethesda announces their own console just so they can release Skyrim for the fifteenth time.

    39.8%
  4. Sony announces PS5 and half a dozen third-person adventure games with a grubby looking protagonist.

    31.0%
  5. Microsoft announces they bought Steam. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW.

    21.2%
  6. Nintendo's shows a jpg of the title of the next Earthbound game, internet implodes.

    41.2%
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  1. Oh yeah the shitstorm on this one is going to be amazing. Particularly when somebody fairly high up in the SJW symbiote blob inevitably mistakes the Mongols for the Chinese.
     
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  2. If this doesn't have Oculus Rift and HOTAS support I might actually cry a tiny bit.
     
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  3. thought this game looked neat
     
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  4. My personal E3 breakdown

    Games I already bought-
    WoW: Battle for Azeroth
    Sea of Thieves (needs more content so spooky skeleton ships are good)

    Games that I will absolutely buy, I've come to grips with it-
    ES:VI

    Games that no one is talking about and it's a fucking crime why hasn't it been turned into a chemical and injected into my blood already REEEEEEEEEE-
    Satisfactory

    Games I might preorder like a bitch-
    Fallout 76

    Games that I will probably buy now that they are available on PC and not a joke of a console-
    Shenmue 1 and 2

    Games that interest me but I need more info-
    Rage 2
    Cyberpunk 2077
    Starfield
    Just Cause 4
    Star Control Origins
    Skull and Bones
    Maneater
    Death Standing

    Games I imagine I could end up buying on a sale or something-
    Assassin Creed: Greek Shit
    Babylon's Fall
    Anno 1800
    Sekiro
     
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  5. Satisfactory looked so good. I'm not even usually into those kind of games but it looks like one I'll have to get.
     
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  6. Oh shit, I had no idea Coffee Stain was working on anything. Personally I would be ecstatic if they made Sanctum 3, but this is looking really nice. I'll have to keep an eye on it. Thanks, Oddjob.
     
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  7. fuck that

    thalassophobia's a real bitch
     
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  8. Nothing good but a few Japanese games coming over and PC ports.
     
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  9. ...CP77?

    Actually, I'm incredibly stoked for CP77. That being said, there is huge autism on social media because it's going to be in the first person and this is apparently heresy for any RPG. Even ones with guns.

    I'm surprised that REEEEEEsetera hasn't started screeching about it considering that according to VG247 it contained the line, "cleaner than a cunt in a convent."
     
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  10. Y'know what, I think I'll do that too.
     
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  11. It does look cool, reminds me of the old Jaws game on the original xbox.
     
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  12. >not posting the full version


    If this is really going to be Nero's official battle theme I'm now even more hyped for both the game and the soundtrack.
     
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  13. GamesJournalism8.png

    Daily reminder to ignore games journalists.

    Resetera has two sides to it. The sjw side and the people that just want to talk about games in OT threads.

    They hardly ever mix and make fun of eachother on the regular.
     
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  15. Reminder to throw to the trash all "game journalists" in the trash where they belong
     
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  16. The only thing I'm legit excited about is Cyberpunk2077 but given that they call it a pre alpha I'll have to sit through three more E3's at least before I get to play it.
     
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  17. I feel like the US Games Media is outright hostile to Japan and Asian Games in general. I'm not sure if it's because they need some sort of "enemy" to fling shit at so they feel better about themselves of what.
     
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  18. This one probally got a bit overshadowed, but if you are interested in some Armored Core fix here it is some gameplay of Daemon X Machina:

    Shoji Kawamori and Kenichiro Tsukuda are both behind this new IP.
     
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  19. I don't know, I have a feeling that it'll probably appear around the summer of 2019. Or maybe I'm just being hopeful because it looks truly stupendous.
     
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