E3 2019 - The Old Dog That Doesn't Know When To Die.

Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 26 10.0%
  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 46.7%
  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 22.2%
  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.3%
  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 25 9.6%
  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 106 40.6%
  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.6%
  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 24.1%

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The Charles Dickens of Disco
True & Honest Fan
Yup- it's that time again. E3 is only a few weeks away and oh boy this year is looking a bit gaunt. Sony has pulled out entirely mostly because the halls that E3 provided can't possibly contain their ego any longer (hell, last year they needed two). EA has also jumped ship as well, depriving us of hot mobile gaming play by play action.

Ah, but not all is lost. Microsoft, Bethesda, Ubisoft, Square Enix, Devolver (yes, they count), and Nintendo will have press conferences and/or pre-recorded glorified sizzle reels. I know, my loins are all a-quiver too. Further, we will have the PC Gaming Show and a, uh, an "E3VR Showcase" to look forward too.

I know, I know, some of you out there are still looking forward to this show and good onya, truly. I'll probably watch if only out of tradition, but I'm kind of at this point where I'm tired of getting hyped up for little payoff.

Still, post your hopes and dreams and shitposts regarding E3 2019.

Cod of War

I always intend on watching it but I forget and end up finding out when I check out youtube and my sub is filed with E3 reveals.

break these cuffs

I have my broker on speed dial in case I need to liquidate some stocks to buy more jpegs. When does our Lord and Savior Chris Roberts present?


Exceptional the Individualhog
All I really want is Bayo 3 footage, a Doom Eternal release date, Nioh 2, Medievil, and Death Stranding footage (nm, Soyny’s skipping out so they can go to the CBT femdom convention in San Francisco), and for Devlover to finally write something funnier than low-tier Adult Swim donkey shit for their conference

As for MS, they’ll probably just give us 3rd party titles again and MAYBE Battletoads and brief Halo 6 footage

Snake of Diamond

Prepared for more Todd memes but after the shit that's being pulled with Bethesda right now he might as well show up with his own secret service for how angry people are. Not sure what I'm specifically expected so I'll let cynicism say I'm expecting the same old vomit on a plate....the sequels to sequels to sequels now give us your money.
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SQueenix is likely to be hype as fuck, if you're a fan of their games. FF7 remake is likely to be further showcased and there will definitely be an announcement on the KH3 DLC thats allegedly coming out in June or July.

A shitty ass clover

Because why the fuck not?
I'm betting on the litle faith i have remanining on Kojima to give us some gameplay on Death Stranding. other than that, don't know what else to expect.

RJ MacReady

cheating bitch
True & Honest Fan
It's been clear for months that Sony (and by extension Microsoft) are winding up for the next console generation in 2020 so I've been expecting E3 2019 to be a sort of gap year; if the PS5 actually is coming next year I don't think Death Stranding and TLOU 2 will be squeezed out before then.

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