Off-Topic Easter Predictions for Transmutant Phil -

[Broseph Stalin]

We all know Good Friday is coming up, and soon it'll be Easter Sunday. Phil has compared himself to Jesus on Christmas, further showing his LGBT Translatinx messiah complex, and also did some minor shit on Thanksgiving. So, what do you think Phil has in store for us on Easter? Will he claim he actually had his orchiectomy on Good Friday and then rose from the surgery room as a beautiful Latinx trans womyn three days later? Will he go to a church and join an Easter egg hunt only to scare off the little kids as he pries open the eggs with his rat teeth and slurps the still wrapped candy out of the eggs before being driven off back into the swamps by angry white moms? Or will he just totally overlook the holiday seeing as how his asspatters are isolating him?

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

One thing for sure his own little eggs are not going anywhere.

 

[CornetteFace]

He dies for 3 days?

 

[obliviousbeard]

He probably stuffs his mouth with food, doodles something to his notebook and dreams about getting figged before posting something to facebook about us laughing at him, receives no asspats and deactivates his profile again. Quite sad existence, really.

 

[Bassomatic]

Phil will use a church for a free meal and candy, then on their wifi talk shit about religion and Christianity then as said before some sort of link how his balls off is like jesus coming back.

 

[Pocoyo]

Shits himself and does nothing.

 

[Dr. Meme]

he gets crucified

 

[GetShrekt]

 

[AnOminous]

He will eat numerous entire chocolate Easter bunnies, in between entire blocks of cheese, and finish it off by ramming an entire ginger root up his ass.

 

[SP 199]

Nothing will happen.

 

[Oglooger]

@HispanicHitlerMobile takes a day off to give us updates

 

[VLAD]

He'll stink up a church and get a lot of weird looks from the staff at the soup kitchen.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

He's not getting many asspats lately so it could be time for another fake rape/assault claim.

Probally eat lots of chocolate, cheese and ice cream for "Self Care" reasons.

 

[July_4_1997]

A ginger ale enema.

 

[Handsome Pete]

He'll shit in dumpsters and wear bondage gear on the bus, but on Easter this time.

 

[Tismo]

he'll shit on the streets and then think his shit is a chocolate egg then eat it

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Phil reports stigmata that are actually nothing but severely infected tattos.

 

[Psycho]

He'll probably get thrown out of a church during Easter service when he starts asking the other people there to fig him.

 

[NumberingYourState]

Shits out of his mouth and does everything for nobody.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Well Kiwis, the day is here. Well, at least on Central and Eastern times. Go ahead and...