- Jul 5, 2019
Will update with Recap. Edit: Recap!
EAT WITH ME | CAN’T SATISFY EVERYONE - 8/16/2019 (Day 59 of this 100-Day Nightmare)
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:
- "Welcome to a new vlog" (Still WELL OVER A MONTH OLD, right?)
- Wisdom Tooth taken out yesterday. Yup, still very very old. (Thanks for connecting your videos to each OTHER, Hamber - and yet never to ACTUAL DATES.)
- We get to see the tooth? There was NO goodbye? But first she has to FIND it! BECKY moved it. (She's almost the size of a bus, so it's easier to her to throw people under the bus that way!) - SPOILER: We do not see the tooth in this video. Dissatisfied!!
- Gorl is not in pain. Her mouth is "relieved and grateful". (Odds are that tooth is more grateful to be away from her mouth than the other way around.)
- LiterateLynn is reading "Elevation" by Stephen King. It's a book about a man who is rapidly losing weight, and it features a lesbian couple. (PL: I didn't need her "synopsis". She probably only read it because she was told it featured magical weight loss, lesbians, and a diner.)
- "Everyone is different." "I have been getting mega heartburn every time I drink water." Hamber has apparently "done research" (Google/WebMD) and believes it's that her water is "low pH", but doesn't know anything about acid/base. Just NUMBORS. Plug for Bai water.
- Eric is hanging up a "gay flag" "wind chime". We still haven't eaten with her (per the title), although it's a guarantee that NOBODY is satisfied with this video...
- 5:53 - Barefoot/Toe sighting, for those who care.
- She's been outside for almost a minute and is huffing and puffing. Back inside!
- TOOK A NAP! DEAR LORD SO MANY NAPS FOR BIG OL' "I NEVER NAP" BERTHA!
- "When I sleep, I get swollen." (But blames sodium from the foods post-tooth-extraction, nevermind the high sodium content of almost EVERYTHING we're EVER seen her eat!)
- We're eating Velveeta Shells 'n' Cheese with Hamber! Hooray for 600 mg sodium! (Maybe learn to cook, you waste of heavily-breathed oxygen!)
- Oh good, more admittedly-"pointless details of mah life". Trisha Paytas purse is being used as a makeup bag. Nobody fucking cares. (More clutter, organized into another item that will become part of larger clutter.)
- We're now up to the 3x mood stabilizers phase.
Update: This means that on her 7/23 video "BUYING A HOUSE", she mentions she'll be on double meds for 2 weeks, then triple meds for another two weeks. It's officially been 24 days of posting and we've supposedly advanced 14 days in the timeline.
- She's hurting emotionally because she decided to be open about the therapist and her MULTIPLE diagnoses (Bipolar, Obsessive Compulsive, other lahs) and that "people are turning them into something they shouldn't." (Uh, it's called the TRUTH/REALITY, Hamber, and it's what things SHOULD be turned into if they are LAHS.)
- She thinks people are upset because she was told to get help, and "she did". THE THERAPIST HAS A DEGREE SITUATION! But she gets SO MUCH HATE that her doctor is a quack (for diagnosing and medicating for FOUR disorders in ONE session).
- Hamber, you stopped "trying to satisfy" your viewers 200 elbees ago. Go "satisfy yourself" to a blubber-filled grave.
- NOT ENOUGH SHELLS N CHEESE. This 600mg-sodium "snack" is NOT SATISFYING HER.
IMPENDING PILE OF BOREDOM VIDEOS COMING UP! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
WE ALSO DID NOT SEE THE TOOTH!!!
TL;DR: No pain from tooth extraction. Pain from water. Nap. Sodium-laden snack. Pain from haydurs.
Edit: Timeline math regarding medication.