The fact these videos keep going back and forth chronologically makes it feel like a fucking never-ending fever dream.
although i’m pretty amazed that she has most of her teeth in the first place. she eats a high sugar diet (a pint of ben and jerrys has about 95+ grams of sugar and she eats one of those nightly, plus a gigantic chocolate bar and, no doubt, another plethora of mixed sweet snacks, so her teeth are taking some pretty substantial damage there.)
If it's any consolation I would assume any titled professional, especially medical, that interacts with her is laughing at the bean bag in a hurry the rest of the day. You'd have to to stop from crying. All that education and expertise and it's wasted on a deathfat like AL. Someone has a sense of ironic humor hopefully.
I’ve been thinking the same thing. There are liddduuuurrruuuhhhlllyyy hundreds of options of low sodium foods to eat. Greek yogurt, rice boiled to death until it’s risotto style, broth, fresh vegetables cooked to extremely tender. The list goes on and I know you guizzeee know, but fuck, how is she alive being so stupid???Chicken broth, juice and some rest for a day and a half is liddurally all you need after getting your wisdom teeth out. She acts like she’s going to die of starvation. Such a fucking baby. Meanwhile she’s got enough fat stores in her body to last her LITERAL FUCKING YEARS.
I’ve been thinking the same thing. There are liddduuuurrruuuhhhlllyyy hundreds of options of low sodium foods to eat. Greek yogurt, rice boiled to death until it’s risotto style, broth, fresh vegetables cooked to extremely tender. The list goes on and I know you guizzeee know, but fuck, how is she alive being so stupid???
Chicken broth, juice and some rest for a day and a half is liddurally all you need after getting your wisdom teeth out. She acts like she’s going to die of starvation. Such a fucking baby. Meanwhile she’s got enough fat stores in her body to last her LITERAL FUCKING YEARS.
She said it herself in one video, she wants to (record herself) lose weight to "inspire others". So it's probably not just about looks, but also people thinking what an amazing person she is.but not change lifestyle at all so... why? She wants to be thin for entirely superficial reasons. To be the dainty princess, to have everyone look at her in envy, to get more attention for her looks.
I'd be willing to bet that the dentist found other issues, such as cavaties and fo sho a basic cleaning that he recommended she come back for. (Spoiler alert - she won't).
Or maybe he was just happy to get her out of his chair.
This is probably a certainty. IME, medical professionals have a wicked sense of humor.
she got run over by a gooseElevation is also illustrated so it's less than 144 pages of actual words. It's one of his shittier works, mostly filled with his weird political grandstanding instead of anything meaningful. Amber is definitely going to miss the point and moral of it though. Gorl should take a page out of Thinner and run over a gypsy. Since she can't fit behind a wheel anymore, I'm sure a scootmobile will do. Or Becky could roll her down a large hill toward a gypsy camp and try to nail one that way.
I genuinely don’t think she wants to lose weight at all. Her whole channel and all her hate views revolve around her sad backwards “journey” to lose weight and everyone knows it’s going nowhere but down, that’s the entertainment that keeps people watching. If she were to declare she was strictly going to do vlogs about her life, wasn’t going to diet or claim to be dieting at all (and stuck with that choice), well...who wants to watch that? We say it all the time: show us your legs, do a weigh-in. NOBODY wants an infinity of kyoot hauls and staycations.Videos like this say so much about Amber, when Amber herself says so very very little of importance.
When she decides to throw the basic, essential for human life Water under the bus. Deciding that it's the wrong pH for her, she seems so relieved to have a scapegoat because "I thought something was wrong with me!"... So of course it's not her super morbid obesity, it's not the diet of processed sodium drenched food that could feed a family of 6, or the sodas... No, it's got to be that pesky water. She's just all too happy to be absolved of responsibility, she does this so often when she's faced with a health issue. Amber cares more about not being responsible for what's happening to her than actually doing something to fix the problem.
And so, while it might not be the perfect place for it I have a question, that I wonder if big A has ever asked herself: "Why, exactly, do you want to lose weight?"
I ask that because Amber has focused so much around losing weight, this weight loss journey, all the gimmicky diets and shit. But why, why does she really even want to lose weight when the very basic fiber of her being is based around over gluttony and sloth. She does not want to take care of herself, she does not want any sort of structure or discipline in her life, she does not want to eat normal portions of normal non processed food. Amber wants to lose weight, but not change lifestyle at all so... why? She wants to be thin for entirely superficial reasons. To be the dainty princess, to have everyone look at her in envy, to get more attention for her looks. She doesn't care about her health, she doesnt want to go on hiking trips or see the world or live til a ripe old age for that matter, no it's all basic bitch fantasy wish fulfillment. So until she really has a good hard think about life, losing weight will only ever be a fantasy that she can lie and pretend and brush off when it's inconvenient.
The "water" situation can be easily solved with a little spoon of baking soda in her regular water, she burps reflux, of course she needs to drink something to easy the burn feeling so she can eat more.i’m always intrigued whenever she discusses heartburn. her entire body is falling apart: she can’t walk more than three minutes at a time, she sleeps sitting up so she doesn’t suffocate herself to death, she’s bleeding out of random orifices for extended periods of time and her belly button sprung a leak, too, and yet blames her heart burn on water? it’s like smoking meth and blaming your skin issues on smog. it seems impossible for her to draw the connection of her weight gain and the health issues caused by her weight gain to any of her behavior. like sure, amberlynn, of course, it’s the alkalinity of your water that is causing your heart burn - not your fatty, sugary, salty, calorically dense, processed diet which lacks any vegetables, fruit, or lean meats that is slowing killing your body, probably wrecking havoc on your digestive system entirely. it’s not all the soda you drink on a daily basis, or the pint of ben and jerry’s every night, or the fact that you don’t move. it’s absolutely caused by drinking the “wrong” kind of water.
also, i’m shocked to see her reading a big girl book. i know that’s a popular novel recently and she probably bought it because of the cover, but stephen king has an adept writing hand and i’m frankly surprised that she disperses adult fiction into her seemingly never-ending library of picture books and formulaic, uninspired YA lesbian romance. and a little off-topic but in the same vein: didn’t stephen king already write that book? thinner immediately came to mind when she described the plot. either she’s botching what the book is actually about or he’s pulling a patterson at this point in his career and just rewriting his hits. hm. interesting.
Again, there is no psychiatrist, she told in the Lies video that she was never diagnosed with BED because she never saw a professional able to diagnose her, she will eventually see one... in her head there was no connection.Absolutely no respect for any other human being at all. Looking down her four fat chins and thumbing her nose at these educated, certified professionals that are literally working to try to save her actual life.
Little degree situation. Oh my god.
Se was thinking of showing, but a rotten. black tooth wouldn't match her narrative of just a healthy impacted wisdomp.s. I knew she wouldn't remember to show us the tooth.
The cats probably using that massive bowl of crap food as a litter tray, is very similar.
Again, there is no psychiatrist, she told in the Lies video that she was never diagnosed with BED because she never saw a professional able to diagnose her, she will eventually see one... in her head there was no connection.
Once more she claimed to have depression AND Bipolar diagnoses.
The "degree in the wall" is something she saw in movies or she believes "trustworthy" professionals must have, she not even could decide in her head if it had a frame or not, or how many of it was (any other certificates?).