EAT WITH ME | CUCUMBER BOATS 6/30/2019 - She wouldn't ever do porn, tho

[C3PBRO]

ETA TL;DW: Amberlynn inhales phallic foods covered in cream cheese and puts her O-face on the thumbnail.

 

[Aldora]

Even a pig will eat the vegetables from a slop bucket.

 

[Blathersnake]

Wow, a cucumber mookbong with such dainty bites.

So to sum up, she peels a cucumber, slices it in half. Slathers each half with cream cheese and two slices of pre cooked bacon and rains down Everything But The Bagel seasoning then she eats it and proclaims it's good.

 

[sperginity]

amber: "we can't drink the water where we live right now. this is why I hate kentucky."

becky : "yeah it's called a boiled water advisory"

amber: "I've never heard of that before, that's weird" *continues to slather animal fats on a cucumber*

becky slinks away without being able to see her face but I am betting it is either really sad or really angry. that was a super cunty exchange.

 

[CindyChafe]

I mean when I’m watching my weight I always eat cream cheese straight from the tub with not a measuring spoon in sight.

 

[pinkbutterfly]

Jesus she just continues to amaze with her dexterity....

Toddlers manage better. Animals without opposable thumbs manage better.

 

[Chía P.]

This bitch finishes entire baguettes stuffed with lunch meat and mayo, with a large side of chips. But when it comes to a fresh cucumber "This is too filling, I can't eat all this" and licks the cream cheese.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Which feeder requested this shit show of a video?

Phallic food
White substance
AL shoveling them in at breakneck speed

 

[Skin Fold Odor]

AL: 'this could be a great ASMR video'

Yeah gorl... maybe if you are into the type of ASMR that will make you want to shove a pair of scissors in your eardrums.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

this is so revolting

 

[Not me]

I thought she doesn't like dildo shaped things? That's why she doesn't like hot dogs.

 

[a dinosaur]

 

[Soda Sink]

This is just an excuse to eat a shit ton of cream cheese and bacons.

Spoiler: MMHMM IS GOOD

 

[raritycunt]

Hmm a bland water based vegetable? Better put some cream cheese on that bad boy

 

[hundreddaysofscootypuffin]

10/10 Becky peeled those cucumbers for our dainty gorl. She only used two servings of cream cheese (sure) and two pieces of bacon for each one so she knows more about health guyz. Boats arent supposed to be scooped out duh. So you can enjoy their gooey seeds mixing with your dried minced onion and sea salt flakes.
This was so boring that I was actually excited to see Eric in the back.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Damn it, Amber! Must you desecrate one of the best summer foods with your deathfat ways?
No cucumber deserves this

 

[gorl on a mission]

what a creative food combination. amberlynn is a revolutionary genius.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Jesus those are massive. I'm baffled, sad and disgusted by the screenshots in this thread. Why does everything have to be in such a massive portion? Just one of those cucumbers is enormous! Like.... dude, the other one will still be there. Fucking eat ONE (or half of one!), wait a little while to see if you're actually still hungry, then go get more if you are.

Who am I kidding? She doesn't have a clue how "hungry" feels.

 

[PuckishRogue]

Amberlynn's gone full feeder fodder, huh?

 

[むらさき]

100% straight up feeder porn.