Does she get fat, or does the fat get her instead?More of a sphere.
Lives her life in a frying pan
Scootypuffin' wherever she can
Is it aeyghs
Or is it her legs
Why is she feeling
Like a mess today
Or is it the elbees
She'll never say
Damn she looks like a big ass Uncle Fester. With those dark circles under the eyes.
She looks like someone's 50 year old grandmother....
….lumbering through her kitchen in a housedress. "Y'all want something to eeeeeat? I can make y'all some chick-en patteeees? They are amazeeeen?"
Damn, dude. There I was, minding my business, having some wadur, scrolling along....and then THIS came up on the screen. Almost sprayed wadur all over my keyboard, it scared me so much.
Don't sell her short - she has more than one issue that only exists as a convenience: can't eat ayygs because she's allergic, can't be held responsible for (shitty thing she does) because "muh mental", can't diet because "diets don't work for me/retaining water/too few calories/etc.", can't go to the therapist, because "too swollen", yadda yadda.I suspect it's an allergy of convenience when she feels the need to harvest a few extra victim points.
You keep this up and the council is going to start making stupid rules about precognition, prophecy, and scrying again and then we're all going to be stuck like those normals.Fun note for the future gorls, this is the exact same face she will make when she dies. I saw it when I looked into the future for the death pool.