She starts off with two sandwiches.
Her hair is even worse looking in this video.
0:16 - Amber is lonely without Necky and the fags are out of the house so she is alone. She pulls back a piece of bread and has this O-face situation going on. She was probably imaging that was Miley Cyrus' beef curtains.
0:39 - This face as she takes the first bite of her healthy mostly dry sandwich
1:00 - This isn't ummm a mook-bong. Really Amber?
1:14 - Amber shows us the front cover of a People magazine and their faces have been doodled on with a pen. Amber suspects Eric or Necky. I did this stuff in Elementary school.
1:34 - Our gorl takes another bite and we get 10 seconds of dead air (Woah Kemosabe) as we are serenaded with the sounds of lip smacking and heavy breathing.
1:52 - our gorl asks a camera permission to get a drink. She leaves and returns with a drink (better be that coldest water bottle sis).
2:30 - we get a conversation between Amber and Eric. It lasts about 20 seconds and I counted 5 uses of "booboo" in that 20 second period. Also Amber is salty because Eric came home with Hardees and didn't get her anything.
2:45 - Eric begins retelling his harrowing story of how hard it was to buy fast food. Amber is captivated in the story probably because she is eyeing Eric's hardees bag.
2:55 - Awwww hell nah ( a couple of potential avatars)
4:25 - Here is the money shot for @Null
4:27 - She just randomly starts laughing?
5:07 - this is an eat with me not a mook-bong!!!!!!! Look at my plate.
by Amber logic a mook-bong is when you can see a person's plate as they eat. What type of logic is that?
5:22 - Our gorl starts to throw some shade a Flobby Bobby. You go sis.
7:26 - Amber refers to her mook-bong as a mook-bong before realizing her slip and just calls it a don't know what I'm filming video. You treat your fans with such respect. Nothing but the best entertainment for your ass patters.
7:41 - We hear mumbles barely get a legible word out of his mouth.
8:08 - Amber reveals that Becky has only been gone for 3 hours.
9:11 - We get this face. No, the surprise face is not that Eric brought Amber a meal but that Wasabi jumped on to the table.
9:45 - We see a piece of bread fall out of her mouth because she is a savage neanderthal who never learned to never talk while chewing food and never learned that smacking lips = bad.
Here is her face right before it falls out:
Here is the bread out of her mouth. I circled it to find it easier:
10:55 - We find out our gorl does not like ketchup or mustard. Also I grabbed this screenshot. It has it all. Cleavage, beetus knuckles, hamhock, Amber shoving food while looking away, etc.
11:17 - Time for the muh-muh-muh-money shot for the feeders
12:40 - This video is the most pointless thing I've ever seen. why did you upload it then?!?! Oh yeah for the YouTube shekels.
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General revaltion to me in this video: Amber and Eric are really really alike. That is probably why they get along well together.
Amberlynn Timeline:
This video was filmed before the video of Eric and Ricky setting up the pool. At 7:05 Eric discusses the pool.
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