Eat with me I'm lonely - 7/26/19

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  • Eat With Me

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MissLosR

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GossipLynn has someone in PARTICULAR who uploads boring nothing content, but not gonna say who!
I haven't watched this one yet, but if this is about Chantal as hinted in the other recap, that's fucking hilarious. Chantal is at least pretending to do pretty well at the moment with her diet changes even if she is all drugged up, but Amber is so far behind in uploading that she ends up looking bitter about it. Amazing.
 

DuckSucker

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Shit this is really reaching. I didnt think you could clickbait a video with 'Im lonely'. And there's that fucking cat scratch in the fucking thumbnail.

This really is something else.
 
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stingray

I'm sorry, Steve Irwin
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Thanks for the recap, OP. Glad I didn't watch this stupid shit. Not just because it's fucking pointless and boring, but I also can't fucking stand the noise of Amberlynn eating. The way she eats fucking triggers me. I've always had a weird thing about noises from people eating but this cow is on another level. I couldn't watch the fucking cucumber boats video for this reason.
 

Commiechu

Zap to the extreme comrades!
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It kills me this cunt tries to be hulthy by not using oils and fats when she makes her homemade shit. No matter your preferences, eating a dry ass sandwich is not a pleasant experience. It's no wonder she "binges", but this is a giant fuck you to Necky showing how miserable she is that she had to eat shitty dry sandwiches instead of some amazeeeen fast food and a passive aggressiveness nod to "see how dirty I am without your help".
 

10547875

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When Erik is talking about the construction happening by the Taco Bell and Amberlynn says, "That's what Becky told me!" (around the 3:06 mark)- couldn't imagine having to rely on my butler to give me all the know-abouts of what's happening in a big-time city like fucking Monticello, KY. Maybe if she'd stop "walking" around her yard as her only form of "getting out of the house", she could see these things for herself.

Also, a quick search for baby oil's benefits for hair show that it "untangles, softens, shines, and makes the hair fragranced"- a perfectly great way to skip actually washing your hair, obviously. :coffee:
 

SAVE TWINKIE!

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It kills me this cunt tries to be hulthy by not using oils and fats when she makes her homemade shit. No matter your preferences, eating a dry ass sandwich is not a pleasant experience. It's no wonder she "binges", but this is a giant fuck you to Necky showing how miserable she is that she had to eat shitty dry sandwiches instead of some amazeeeen fast food and a passive aggressiveness nod to "see how dirty I am without your help".
but she's a dry gorl
 

Alpo_Farts36

I can see Russia from my backyard
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Oh yeah gorl, twirl that greasy, lifeless strand of hair around your dainty (dark-knuckled) finger, super cyuuuute!

*this is showing up sideways on my phone but plays normally*








Bonus: said dainty finger, that fucker looks like an over packed sausage.

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ETA: lulz

 
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Loves to Huff

Fantabulously Greasy
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I haven't watched this one yet, but if this is about Chantal as hinted in the other recap, that's fucking hilarious. Chantal is at least pretending to do pretty well at the moment with her diet changes even if she is all drugged up, but Amber is so far behind in uploading that she ends up looking bitter about it. Amazing.
Maybe AL was referring to Eric’s vlogs? There is definitely a lot of tension in that house with backhanded comments and the like.

AL should just be honest with her audience. It’s so clear that she has no intention of losing weight and this video was extra-depressing.
 
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bev

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This video actually gave two pretty significant insights into the dynamics of Kentucky's hottest couple:

First, Amber pretty much confirms that she takes Becky for granted but realizes how helpless she is when she's gone when she says, "I feel like people take their partners for granted, and I'll be the first to admit that. Where it's like, you're with them 24/7 so it's just a natural routine thing, but the moment they're gone you're like 'Mm, why?'" She immediately notes that she burped afterwards so there goes that sentimental moment.

Second, she's paranoid that Becky will cheat on her, hence the emotional manipulation. After she reveals that Becky has only been gone for three hours, Eric asks her if the text Becky sent (writing that she loves and misses her) made her feel better or made it worse, Amber then says, "It helps. Because, like, if I'm the only one doing the missing, then it's like, 'What are you doing, boo boo? Why don't you miss me?'"

Yikes.
 

Strawberry Pocky

If anybody needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome.
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Remember how she used to incessantly and constantly blow up Destiny's phone with a never-ending stream of relentless texts all day long, when she was stuck at home (via fatassness) and Destiny was at work? Ol' Dusty would get in trouble over it as well, if I am remembering that long ago correctly.

Because she has the Slug Butler trapped comfortably at home underneath her fupa 24/7 thanks to the wonderful Narcissist controlling machinations of unemployment, she hasnt had to use that manipulation tactic against The ThumbTard until now. But we are three hours into ThickAss Necky's absence and Fatty BoomBoom is right back to pulling out all the stops. WOW.
 

ADHD

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Where it's like, you're with them 24/7 so it's just a natural routine thing
She really doesn't get it. Being with your partner 24/7 is a great way to fast track to a break up for normal people.

Remember how she used to incessantly and constantly blow up Destiny's phone with a never-ending stream of relentless texts all day long, when she was stuck at home (via fatassness) and Destiny was at work?
Yup, and that didn't work out too well for Amber, did it?

It's almost like suffocating your partner is a bad thing. 😂
 

SAVE TWINKIE!

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I don't think Amberlynn is paranoid about cheating, necessarily. I think Destiny getting a new hog was an absolute earth-shattering shock to her.

She wasn't constantly blowing up Destiny's phone because she thought Destiny was cheating. She was doing it because she has fucking insane control issues. When Amberlynn quit her job it was the first time they were apart. Reminder that they didn't even date before moving in together! Amberlynn wormed her way into that nursing home where Destiny worked, first hanging around as a "volunteer" and then finally getting hired there. She absolutely cannot tolerate being alone.

Anyway, she blows up Becky's phone for the same reason. Control. That's all. She 100% knows Becky isn't cheating, who would have her?
 

Pornstein

i'm in the robot
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redBeck is gone for three hours huh, the exact same amount of time it takes to drive there? I imagine Becky arrived at her family's gathering, snapped a photo and sent it to Amber saying "got here! miss you!" and Amber, seeing the barbecue grill in the background and the table full of fixins, got triggered and filmed herself eating dry sandwiches and being miserable like a huffy toddler. Bitch eat a rice cake and shut up like the rest of us. And then Eric trolling her with fast food is just mwah. Mega triggered.

Honestly if my knuckles ever looked like that I would put makeup on them for my videos. But that would imply Amber would put in any effort at all for her content. How she gonna wash that oil out her hair doe boo boo???
 

Chihiro

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I am so damn late to this video but did she really say two of those sandwiches were low in calories? Maybe one, but she just needlessly added at least 200 extra calories with the two extra pieces of bread. That's at least 400 calories in bread alone. Boo boo, instead of two sandwiches just put the extra meat on one, jesus. I don't know why that has triggered me the way it did but she needlessly just added empty calories.
 

EvaBraunsGhost

I was like - whuuuuut???
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Might sound crazy but this eating video/mukbang really made me sick, even more so than the damn sausage mukbang or the cucumber boats, and I've finally worked out why
In most, for all the disgusting slurping, mouth-smacking and slobbering she does, at least she shows the food (it always looks vile, but even so), and talks to her audience (even though it's complete nonsense, feel-sorry-for-me shit) whilst nauseatingly eye-fucking herself
But - this? This utter bilge is just watching her mindlessly chowing through a pile of dry-ass sandwiches in a desperate bid to fill her stomach with something, anything (and I'm betting it was a pre-takeout snack too) while she talks at an invisible Eric or maybe even herself - hell, it's almost like someone has put a hidden camera in a mental-home common room...oh wait, that's pretty much exactly what it is 😂

Ugh seriously it's one thing slobbing out at home on occasion and not brushing your hair and stuff, but to film it for the world and his wife to see?
No-effort food, no-effort appearance, no-effort conversation - Dammit gorl get some PRIDE ~ such a troll!

Still, I guess it's all good blackmail-Becky material - 'this is what happens when you leave me, boo boo! I just fall straight apart!'

I can't even begin to imagine why her diehard supporters or new subs carry on with this cow - she straight-up told them how little she values them with her 'this is rubbish content I'm uploading because I've got nothing else and can't be arsed' speech
Things Albert cares about: crap food. YouTube shekels. Albert. (Not necessarily in that order)
Things Albert gives zero fucks about: Losing weight. Her health. Her subs. Hygiene. Her housemates and pets. Becky. (Probably not in that order, either)
 
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