EAT WITH ME | WHERE HAVE I BEEN?! 5/15/19 -

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meepmapmop

some bitch
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Ah damn well I lost... I should have never doubted you gorls who have more experience with this than me. ❤

I don't know what's more sad, AL killing herself for canned green beans and chicken sausage or the comments on this video proclaiming that they believed she had changed and are now shocked and disappointed.... *sigh*

Also, I'm sure this point has been beaten into the ground, but holy shit her food proportions are insane. It's god damn mind boggling...
 

Dry Gorl

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Maybe I'm giving her too much credit, but I think Amber is perfectly aware that mookbongs will make her the most money both because of hayders' views/comments/reacts, and also because of feeder fetishists. She is just sticking with a winning formula. It takes 0 effort to turn your camera on while you eat or yap about nothing. It's how she spends her life anyways. And she spent 2/3s of this video justifying it with "being raw and being herself." LOL. She keeps saying on Twitter and Youtube how "you can learn all about where I've been if you watch my video", meanwhile the video doesn't explain shit. She just wants to get people to click. What a smart person Hamber is... Killing herself on camera. Get them coins, boo boo!

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marjoram

I'm a jerk feline
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Well, that was underwhelming, but really what could ya expect from a mentally defective, emotionally stunted, super morbidly obese cuntasaurus.....

What's even more disturbing than what she says is the way she stares blankly off into space whilst shoveling in the slop...fucking food trance...coupled with that wonky eye ( I was thinking mini-strokes too) it's spoooooky. Big Al is one step away from being a food zombie except instead of saying "brrrrains" (as she has no use for those), she'll be wandering around, bumping into walls moaning "chik-un sausssssage"....
 

Madam Spergwell

One day I just couldn't
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Did she mention a calorie count, or is anyone skilled enough to eyeball it?

(I swear I did listen to the video but it all sort of blurred into a mess).
In the video she says the whole plate is 568 calories. Let's assume the meal is basically just the sausage and green beans, seasoned minimally and cooked in water like she likes to do.

If those are the Al Fresco brand chicken sausages she showed in a previous video, they have 130 calories and 480 mg of sodium EACH. If she ate the whole 4 count package, which seems likely given the volume of food on that plate and the calorie count she mentions, that's 1920 mg of salt, or about 83% of the recommended maximum daily amount. Just in the 4 links of sausage. Not to mention the sodium in those canned green beans.

No wonder your feet are swelled like water balloons you dumb bitch.
 

mekalekahi

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Her eyes when she eats rolls around her head like marbles. Why does this bitch jump when sounds happen in the house or when animals move near her. I know rarity disrupted her feed, but her interaction between her and her fur babies are so forced and unnatural. Its like she's mimicking how she thinks you love a animal when in reality she wants to push or hit them for bothering her just like when she tossed Trixie.
 

Fupacabra

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Her eyes when she eats rolls around her head like marbles. Why does this bitch jump when sounds happen in the house or when animals move near her. I know rarity disrupted her feed, but her interaction between her and her fur babies are so forced and unnatural. Its like she's mimicking how she thinks you love a animal when in reality she wants to push or hit them for bothering her just like when she tossed Trixie.
The total emptiness and stupidity in her face... It's amazing. She chews like a cow and understands about just as much.
 

Optavia Sales Rep

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Her eyes when she eats rolls around her head like marbles. Why does this bitch jump when sounds happen in the house or when animals move near her. I know rarity disrupted her feed, but her interaction between her and her fur babies are so forced and unnatural. Its like she's mimicking how she thinks you love a animal when in reality she wants to push or hit them for bothering her just like when she tossed Trixie.
Holy shit she looks like a startled toddler in a highchair.
 

clusterfuckk

My soul was empty...so I ate 2 ramens.
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