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Eatdatpussy445 (EDP445) is an infamous YouTube personality who is mostly known for his hilarious reactions to happenings in the sports world. He also likes to post unrelated non-sports videos which usually involve him bitching about being a virgin with rage or talking about his pornography habits. These also turn out to be quite unintentionally hilarious. He is a big fan of the Philadelphia Eagles, so a lot of his video revolve around the happenings of that NFL organization.

Below are some of his antics before 2016:

When Chip Kelly (Coach of the Philadelphia Eagles) traded their star running back McCoy to the Buffalo Bills. He made this video which went viral:


When the Philadelphia Eagles traded their quarterback Nick Foles to the St. Louis Rams for Sam Bradford. He made this video as a reaction which also went viral:


As you can see, he basically thinks Chip Kelly is a dumb ass who is hellbent on destroying his favorite football team. Now, onto some non-NFL stuff.

He also has an interest in WWE wrestling, and particularly hates John Cena. He made a video about how he's going to WrestleMania 31 at Levi's Stadium and how he will intentionally hurt John Cena fan's "feelings" who sit in the same row as him:


He then makes a video at the event titled "Fuck John cena" [sic] while swearing near children about how much he hates John Cena (and probably blocking the view of the children because he's not sitting down):


Now for some non-sports related stuff. He made a video detailing how he creepily stole some woman's bra and how he still has possession of it:


His reaction to the whites doing weird porn while wearing a fedora:


As of recently (5/27/2016), EDP445 has been more angry about being a virgin than usual. He thinks that women should just accept an obese virginal Eagles fan as their boyfriend without expecting him to improve his lifestyle:


Here's a video about how he feels that he is entitled to black women, and how black women have entitled attitudes. The irony is delicious:


Relevant links:
https://www.youtube.com/user/eatdatpussy445
https://twitter.com/fatpussyisyummy
https://instagram.com/bigplayboy445/
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