• ”those >bleeping bleep bleeps<”

Horrorcow Ebayisajoke aka Charles W. FitchThe eBay Horrorcow, Stalker, & Con artist

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  1. the billdozer cannot only tear down, but it can also build back up :dunsparce:
     
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  2. Gave @eBayisajoke verified status

    His email matches. Welcome to the pit.
     
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    #22 Glaive, Mar 6, 2015
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  3. Wow, what a cunt. And I don't use this term lightly, because it's such a great word. Good find.

    Also, that FOX 2 video made me laugh, not only because of this cow, but also because of the guy narrating it.
     
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  4. Here we go.

     
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    #24 Abilene, Mar 6, 2015
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  5. There is an update to the Channel 2 Video | The Revenge!



    Also a part of the video mentions that he had to tell a judge he had no ability to find a job. 7:23

    Here Ebay is a Joke does an unboxing for a glock about a year ago. He also does it with a chipmunk voice to add class.



    I love unboxing videos. Don't you...

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    #25 SunLightStreak, Mar 6, 2015
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  6. Fun fact: i know these kind of sirens from my childhood. I was raised in Silent Hill apparently.
     
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  7. You just have to ask: what did he think was going to happen when he did these things?

    What was his end goal? That he'd be viewed as a hero? He's a professional victim who tried to take someone to court for no reason (sound familiar to any other cow here?).

    He harassed people, why? What was he hoping to accomplish? He's just butthurt that eBay banned him for legit reasons. He did what Chris did but Chris got away with it. You don't deface items and dox your clients. That's like rule number 2 of sales and marketing.

    I hope this guy comes back and stays for a while.
     
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  8. Tsk, tsk, tsk, here you go again with your brain's ability to reason.
    I doubt there's any reasonable intent behind his actions at all. I could be wrong of course...
     
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  9. I wonder if @eBayisajoke is one of those charming people who think selling old LPs and ceramic bears online constitutes a "bizniss"?
     
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  10. Wow, this nutjob has a handgun. Great.
     
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  11. Either he came here in an attempt to "set things straight" or try and intimidate people to keep them from talking about him.

    Because as we all know, those tactics have worked so well with other lolcows. *cough*Pedobot*cough*
     
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  12. His usual tact is to threaten legal action when he cannot troll. I say we keep posting info about him until he comes back. He even has an online radio show with his friends that are even more exceptional.
     
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  13. Can we call in?
     
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    #34 SunLightStreak, Mar 6, 2015
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  14. I wonder if that former future wounded marine of are armed forces who got ripped off by eBay would like to talk to him.
     
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  15. Yeah, we don't need another Space Jesus mucking stuff up.
     
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  16. Perhaps he googled his own name and saw this thread in the results. Only other way is if someone knew of this thread and alereted him.
     
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  17. So, any update on those deleted posts of this guy? Is he even still lurking around here?
     
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  18. Only one post. He has a radio show so hopefully he comes back. Still, there are mounds and mounds of content this guy has produced. I am discovering lots of it. We are not the only ones who have documented him. There are a whole line of angry and impact people this guy left in his wake. If I just gathered the stuff of the sites alone it could make 30-40 pages without comments. This guy is like the hidden cow we somehow missed.

    I am even seeing info that he has a tugboat. :tugboat:

    Also he has friends that are just as fat and dysfunctional as he is. The content on him is overwhelming!!!!
     
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