JakeAnderson733
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Enterbots Ecclytennysmithylove -
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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
I don't think her uploading pictures of herself in frilly dresses or her cats is egotistical, but I do think it's very silly. DeviantArt is meant to host art (Meant to), so why are you uploading your personal photos?
Simplicity111
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https://archive.md/j0RHY
Looks like Ecclytennysmithylove found a ton of episodes to hate due to one joke, most for the standard stupid "mean-spiritedness" reasons.
Looks like Ecclytennysmithylove found a ton of episodes to hate due to one joke, most for the standard stupid "mean-spiritedness" reasons.
Reverend_Lovejoy
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That's actually pretty shallow.
That list is so bad. For one thing, one joke can't make an episode suck, and two, she doesn't even elaborate on her choices.
Reverend_Lovejoy
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The worst part is that Enter himself drew attention to it. Therefore, we could probably assume that he agrees with it.
To be fair, sometimes a joke is so bad that it taints an episode. That doesn't necessarily mean that the episode is ruined. Unless the writer built up to the terrible joke throughout the episode, or unless the joke went on for a number of minutes rather than a few brief seconds.
That list is so laughable. I wish people like her weren't such thin skinned pussies about this shit. One bad joke does not automatically break a whole entire episode of a show.
These spergs are so hung up on that 'Scabies' line in SpongeBob.
I think if their precious MLP had a joke like that on the show, those Entards wouldn't give as much of a shit I bet or if their lord and savior Enter had a scabies joke in his Growing Around shit.
MLP has had similar jokes, these people cheered and celebrated it.
Reverend_Lovejoy
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'Gasp'
So that means that Enter and his fans are hypocrites.
I...I never would've guessed.
Literally all of her complaints are slapstick abuse and/or thinly veiled jokes that insult the character in some derogatory (or stereotypical) manner.
It's low comedy, I guess, but it's not like it's insulting to anyone's intelligence or any clear jab at insulting a certain group. Surprise, some comedies like to take low blows for comedic effect and we laugh at it. I don't even get why she's so mad at everything there; it's mostly harmless stuff.
NostalgiaJazzAdmirer
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I agree with most of them except the South Park ones, and a few from The Simpsons.
I'm surprised no one here mentioned her German fetish yet.
http://ecclytennysmithylove.deviantart.com/favourites/55055536/Sexy-Germany-XD
http://ecclytennysmithylove.deviantart.com/favourites/55055536/Sexy-Germany-XD
Lily Marlene (AU Germany x Tiny OC)
When there, she said to the old witch, “I wish to have a child. Do you have anything that will help me give birth to a child?”
“Why of course!” the witch replied. “Here’s a lettuce seed, but it’s not any ordinary seed. It’s a magic lettuce seed that will grow into a lettuce, bearing a child. You must plant it in a flowerpot and keep it in your home so that no animal would come and eat the seed. Water it everyday so that in the next three days the lettuce will grow successfully.”
“Oh thank you!” the woman said. She gave the witch twelve gelds{1}, and planted the lettuce seed as soon as she got home. Three days later – after the woman watered the lettuce seed everyday – the seed grew into a fine large lettuce. When the woman decided to check if it’s really carrying a child, there was sudden tiny movement inside. The woman uncovered the layers of lettuce and, to her surprise, there in the core of the lettuce sat a tiny baby girl, who was no taller than a person’s thumb but nevertheless easy to be seen. The woman named the tiny baby Lily Marlene{2}; the townspeople called her Lil’ Marlene because of her tiny size.
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As many years passed (and many lean education she went through), Lily Marlene only grew from 1 to 1 and a half-inch into adulthood.
By the time Lily was age 15, a horrible thing happened: soldiers dressed in green and wearing swastikas, known as ‘Nazis’, invaded Gottingen and killed many Jewish people (they even destroyed the synagogue) especially the ones Lily and her mother knew. Lily and her mother both cried in lament when the horrible event, known as ‘Kristallnacht’, was over.
By the time Lily was age 22, another horrible thing happened: Göttingen suffered damages from the Allied bomb attacks. Lily’s mother had suffered small injuries from the damages.
“Lily”, she said to her child. “This place is far more dangerous to live in and we can’t take it much longer. It’s time that you’ll have go on a long journey to a safer town known as Wittmund{3}. To go there, you go through the Leine Uplands west of Gottingen, where you will see the Weser River that flows to the north. Follow the river up north, and when you get to the delta of the river, go west, and there, you’ll find the town of Wittmund.”
“But what about you?” Lily asked.
“I am very weak, but I’ll be okay once I recover from my injuries. I’ll follow you to Wittmund once I’m fully recovered. Now go.”
Lily Marlene got her mother’s message and began her journey to Wittmund. Just exactly as her mother said, it was a long journey.
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While running through long stalks of grasses and flowers in the Leine Uplands, Lily Marlene got tired until she noticed a butterfly sitting on one of the flowers.
“Dear little girl”, said the butterfly when it noticed the little girl running towards it. “Why are you in such a hurry?”
“I need to get to Wittmund”, Lily replied. “Wittmund is very far away and I’m very tired. Will you carry and take me there faster?”
“Gee”, replied the butterfly, “I wish I could but I need to stop to my home on my way to lay my eggs for the generations. But I’ll take you to the Weser River that flows to the north, because that’s where I’ll make my stop.”
“Oh thank you!” Lily said and then climbed onto the butterfly’s back.
“Alright, now hold on tight”, commanded the butterfly “cause this is going to be a huge ride!” and with that said (and Lily holding tight onto the butterfly’s back), the butterfly flapped its wings and zoomed west through the Leine Uplands.
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An hour later, when it finally reached the Weser River, the butterfly made a soft landing near the wetland, letting Lily climb off it’s back.
“Well, here we are. And here is my home”, it said, pointing to the tree that was south along the Weser River. “Hope you’ll keep up on your journey.”
“I will”, Lily replied, and she waved goodbye to the butterfly as it flew to its home while waving goodbye back at her.
“Now that I’m near the Weser River”, she said to herself, “I must follow along the river up north.”
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An hour later, while running along the Weser River, Lily Marlene noticed the stepping-stones that ran from one edge where she was standing to the other edge of the river. She made a big leap on one stone, and then leaped onto the other. It wasn’t until then that Lily leaped onto a slippery stone that made her fell into the river.
Lily knew that the river would carry her up north. The only problem was that she couldn’t swim.
As she kept crying for help, Lily felt something carrying underneath her. As it rose up, that ‘something’ turned out to be a fish.
“Little girl”, it said, “it’s very dangerous to swim in the river if you can’t swim. Why are you in such a hurry?”
“I need to get to the delta of the river so I can go west to Wittmund. Will you take me there faster?”
“Of course, I’ll take you there!” replied the fish. “But first, we need to stop off at the wetland so you can get yourself dry. I’ll call my animal friends so that they’ll feed you and then prepare you with a lily pad as your safety passengers’ seat.”
“What a coincidence!” Lily said surprisingly. “My name is Lily Marlene!”
“What a coincidence!” the fish replied surprisingly. “I never heard of a human named after a water plant!”
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After getting herself dry and being fed by the animals, – with German chamomile tea, bread and milk, and blackberries from a rabbit; eggs from a fox; a pudding from a mouse; and a nut from a squirrel – Lily got herself ready to go on a lily pad (with the fish who uses the lily pad’s stem as a harness to pull, and the frog who pushes the back of the lily pad). She waved goodbye to the animals that helped fed her and the animals waved goodbye back.
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An hour later, Lily was still sitting on the lily pad (that was pulled by the fish and pushed by the frog) floating up north on a river.
“We’re here”, said the fish. “We’re almost there.”
“Wait”, the frog said, when it stopped pushing to look back upward. “There’s something in the sky.”
“Don’t get distracted and keep pushing!” replied the fish.
It was hard for the frog to see clearly something in the sky because it was a bright and sunny day.
“It’s coming closer and- It’s a-! Oh, aw, it’s just a cute little bird.”
But as the thing came closer, it was more than a bird. It’s also packed with talons.
“You dumb frog!” wailed the fish. “That’s no bird! IT”S… A… FALCON!!!!!”
And with that said, the falcon swooped down and grabbed Lily Marlene with its talons. Lily screamed for help as the falcon kept flying upward while still carrying her.
At first she realized that the falcon was carrying her in the exact direction of her journey. But then again, no matter what, she thought, I’m probably going to end up as dinner for its babies. And with that, Lily went into a trance.
But before she went into a trance, she heard a voice calling:
“Gilbert! Let go!”
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While she was in a trance, Lily Marlene dreamed memories of all the great times she had with her mother before a war broke out: traveling downtown to many places; helping her mother bake and cook food (of course she had the strength to pull things larger than her, such as food ingredients); and lying down on the palm of her mother’s hand as she was being rocked to sleep.
The dream later ended when she heard a voice of an unknown man:
“Little lady, are you all right?”
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While waking up from her trance, Lily Marlene at first thought she would still find herself lying on the palms of her mother’s left hand. Yes, she was on the palm of a left hand, but what’s different about this hand that it was covered with a black leather glove. And the hand did not belong to Lily’s mother but to a man her age.
When Lily stands and looked up, there he was, looking down at her, a 5’11’’ tall muscular German soldier with blond hair and blue eyes. At first Lily wanted to scream that she’s being handheld by a Nazi, but no words came out of her when she opened her mouth, for she had saw that there was something about this soldier that differentiated him from the Nazis: he wore a teal-colored uniform with black cuffs and white piping, and he wasn’t wearing a swastika. He was also very handsome and he spoke with a deep, manly German accent.
“Little lady, are you all right?” he said again, worriedly.
“You… you saved me”, she responded in surprise.
“Vell, you’ll have to excuse my pet falcon, Gilbert{4}”, he said, a little embarrassed. “He likes to grab anything small dat moves.”
And with that said, the falcon that captured Lily sat on the German soldier’s right shoulder. It lowered its head with its eyes closed while facing directly at Lily as if to say, Please forgive me.
“I understand”, Lily said, smiling in relief. She then turned to the German soldier. “By the way, I’m Lily Marlene! But folks in my town call me ‘Lil’ Marlene’ because I’m so tiny.”
“Lily Marlene”, the German soldier repeated her name, smiling with delight. “Dat is a lovely name! I’m Ludwig. But let me ask you, Lily. Vhy are you vandering in dis big vilderness?”
“I need to get to Wittmund because it’s the safest town”, Lily replied.
“Vhat a coincidence!” Ludwig replied surprisingly. “I’m also on my vay home to Vittmund!”
“You too?” Lily wondered. “Why is that?”
“Vell, you see”, he continued, turning his head away from her with a sad look on his face, “in the past few years I have been a great soldier fighting to defend my own country. But later vhen I secretly vitnessed vhat the Nazis vere doing to the innocent Jewish people, I felt ashamed of my position and decided to go into hiding vhile escaping on my journey to my beloved home.”
“So, will you take me with you to Wittmund?” Lily asked.
“Vhy of course, I’ll take you dere vith me!” Ludwig answered, turning back to her, once again smiling with delight. And he put Lily Marlene into one of his breast pockets and continued his journey – with Gilbert following him behind – through the forest west of the Weser River delta.
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An hour later, while still being carried in Ludwig’s breast pocket, Lily Marlene dreamed of having that handsome German soldier as her husband since he saved her. It doesn’t if I marry a large man like him, she thought. Besides, I learned from my mother that a person is a person, no matter how big or small.
While following Ludwig from behind, Gilbert suddenly sensed that they are being followed also from behind but a few feet away. When the falcon turned its head back to see what they are being followed by, it screeched. Ludwig, catching Gilbert’s scream, turned his head to see what was going on, then followed by a shock on his face. Lily, wondering why Ludwig stopped all of a sudden, peaked her head from his breast pocket and had the same shock on her face as Ludwig’s. Standing a few feet from them were three Allied soldiers, and they had their guns pointed at Ludwig.
Before they were ready to shoot Ludwig, Lily popped her head out from Ludwig’s breast pocket, spread her arms out while yelling: “STOP!”
The Allied soldiers, never in their whole life had seen a tiny human girl before, lowered their guns and stared at her with wonder.
“This man’s not your enemy!” she continued to protest. “He’s just a poor, misunderstood soldier! Even if he’s a German soldier, he has no sympathy with the Nazi party or its ideology! In short, he has done nothing to you and has done nothing to the innocent Jewish people. He had already given up his position and was only going back to his hometown in Wittmund. So I’m begging you; please don’t kill him.”
The Allied soldiers were stubborn at first, but – after meeting eye to eye with a tiny little girl – reluctantly let him go and they walked away in the opposite direction of Ludwig and Lily’s journey to the safest town.
“I can’t believe you saved my life”, he said to her with a smile of relief once the Allied soldiers were finally out of their sight. “Danke!”
“Your welcome!” she replied with also a smile of relief. “You saved me, so it was time that I saved you.”
And they continued their journey through the forest (with Gilbert following them behind).
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When they finally got throughout the forest and reached Wittmund, Lily Marlene, Ludwig (and Gilbert) were greeted with the residents’ (including Lily’s mother who also got to Wittmund safely and was very proud that her tiny daughter got there safe and sound) excitement of joy that their well-known friendly neighbor Ludwig had arrived home without a single scratch on him. They were also very fascinated with the little 1 and a half-inch girl he brought home with him. News that Lily and Ludwig were becoming more than just friends spread throughout town and the whole community decided that it is now the time to have a wedding for them.
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During the wedding, after hearing the proclamation by the pastor and saying their “I do’s”, Ludwig let Lily kiss on his upper lip. But something amazing happened that surprised the whole audience (including Lily’s mother and the pastor) after she kissed him: her whole body glowed and she grew bigger and bigger until she reached to life size at about 5’3’’ tall. The surprise on audiences’ faces then turned to cheering with joy and celebration. Lily and Ludwig stared at each other with love and happiness and they continued to kiss each other, living happily ever after.
The End
- by Ecclytennysmithylove, May 8, 2013, 2:54:29 PM
- Literature / Fan Fiction / General Fiction
When there, she said to the old witch, “I wish to have a child. Do you have anything that will help me give birth to a child?”
“Why of course!” the witch replied. “Here’s a lettuce seed, but it’s not any ordinary seed. It’s a magic lettuce seed that will grow into a lettuce, bearing a child. You must plant it in a flowerpot and keep it in your home so that no animal would come and eat the seed. Water it everyday so that in the next three days the lettuce will grow successfully.”
“Oh thank you!” the woman said. She gave the witch twelve gelds{1}, and planted the lettuce seed as soon as she got home. Three days later – after the woman watered the lettuce seed everyday – the seed grew into a fine large lettuce. When the woman decided to check if it’s really carrying a child, there was sudden tiny movement inside. The woman uncovered the layers of lettuce and, to her surprise, there in the core of the lettuce sat a tiny baby girl, who was no taller than a person’s thumb but nevertheless easy to be seen. The woman named the tiny baby Lily Marlene{2}; the townspeople called her Lil’ Marlene because of her tiny size.
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As many years passed (and many lean education she went through), Lily Marlene only grew from 1 to 1 and a half-inch into adulthood.
By the time Lily was age 15, a horrible thing happened: soldiers dressed in green and wearing swastikas, known as ‘Nazis’, invaded Gottingen and killed many Jewish people (they even destroyed the synagogue) especially the ones Lily and her mother knew. Lily and her mother both cried in lament when the horrible event, known as ‘Kristallnacht’, was over.
By the time Lily was age 22, another horrible thing happened: Göttingen suffered damages from the Allied bomb attacks. Lily’s mother had suffered small injuries from the damages.
“Lily”, she said to her child. “This place is far more dangerous to live in and we can’t take it much longer. It’s time that you’ll have go on a long journey to a safer town known as Wittmund{3}. To go there, you go through the Leine Uplands west of Gottingen, where you will see the Weser River that flows to the north. Follow the river up north, and when you get to the delta of the river, go west, and there, you’ll find the town of Wittmund.”
“But what about you?” Lily asked.
“I am very weak, but I’ll be okay once I recover from my injuries. I’ll follow you to Wittmund once I’m fully recovered. Now go.”
Lily Marlene got her mother’s message and began her journey to Wittmund. Just exactly as her mother said, it was a long journey.
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While running through long stalks of grasses and flowers in the Leine Uplands, Lily Marlene got tired until she noticed a butterfly sitting on one of the flowers.
“Dear little girl”, said the butterfly when it noticed the little girl running towards it. “Why are you in such a hurry?”
“I need to get to Wittmund”, Lily replied. “Wittmund is very far away and I’m very tired. Will you carry and take me there faster?”
“Gee”, replied the butterfly, “I wish I could but I need to stop to my home on my way to lay my eggs for the generations. But I’ll take you to the Weser River that flows to the north, because that’s where I’ll make my stop.”
“Oh thank you!” Lily said and then climbed onto the butterfly’s back.
“Alright, now hold on tight”, commanded the butterfly “cause this is going to be a huge ride!” and with that said (and Lily holding tight onto the butterfly’s back), the butterfly flapped its wings and zoomed west through the Leine Uplands.
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An hour later, when it finally reached the Weser River, the butterfly made a soft landing near the wetland, letting Lily climb off it’s back.
“Well, here we are. And here is my home”, it said, pointing to the tree that was south along the Weser River. “Hope you’ll keep up on your journey.”
“I will”, Lily replied, and she waved goodbye to the butterfly as it flew to its home while waving goodbye back at her.
“Now that I’m near the Weser River”, she said to herself, “I must follow along the river up north.”
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An hour later, while running along the Weser River, Lily Marlene noticed the stepping-stones that ran from one edge where she was standing to the other edge of the river. She made a big leap on one stone, and then leaped onto the other. It wasn’t until then that Lily leaped onto a slippery stone that made her fell into the river.
Lily knew that the river would carry her up north. The only problem was that she couldn’t swim.
As she kept crying for help, Lily felt something carrying underneath her. As it rose up, that ‘something’ turned out to be a fish.
“Little girl”, it said, “it’s very dangerous to swim in the river if you can’t swim. Why are you in such a hurry?”
“I need to get to the delta of the river so I can go west to Wittmund. Will you take me there faster?”
“Of course, I’ll take you there!” replied the fish. “But first, we need to stop off at the wetland so you can get yourself dry. I’ll call my animal friends so that they’ll feed you and then prepare you with a lily pad as your safety passengers’ seat.”
“What a coincidence!” Lily said surprisingly. “My name is Lily Marlene!”
“What a coincidence!” the fish replied surprisingly. “I never heard of a human named after a water plant!”
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
After getting herself dry and being fed by the animals, – with German chamomile tea, bread and milk, and blackberries from a rabbit; eggs from a fox; a pudding from a mouse; and a nut from a squirrel – Lily got herself ready to go on a lily pad (with the fish who uses the lily pad’s stem as a harness to pull, and the frog who pushes the back of the lily pad). She waved goodbye to the animals that helped fed her and the animals waved goodbye back.
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An hour later, Lily was still sitting on the lily pad (that was pulled by the fish and pushed by the frog) floating up north on a river.
“We’re here”, said the fish. “We’re almost there.”
“Wait”, the frog said, when it stopped pushing to look back upward. “There’s something in the sky.”
“Don’t get distracted and keep pushing!” replied the fish.
It was hard for the frog to see clearly something in the sky because it was a bright and sunny day.
“It’s coming closer and- It’s a-! Oh, aw, it’s just a cute little bird.”
But as the thing came closer, it was more than a bird. It’s also packed with talons.
“You dumb frog!” wailed the fish. “That’s no bird! IT”S… A… FALCON!!!!!”
And with that said, the falcon swooped down and grabbed Lily Marlene with its talons. Lily screamed for help as the falcon kept flying upward while still carrying her.
At first she realized that the falcon was carrying her in the exact direction of her journey. But then again, no matter what, she thought, I’m probably going to end up as dinner for its babies. And with that, Lily went into a trance.
But before she went into a trance, she heard a voice calling:
“Gilbert! Let go!”
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While she was in a trance, Lily Marlene dreamed memories of all the great times she had with her mother before a war broke out: traveling downtown to many places; helping her mother bake and cook food (of course she had the strength to pull things larger than her, such as food ingredients); and lying down on the palm of her mother’s hand as she was being rocked to sleep.
The dream later ended when she heard a voice of an unknown man:
“Little lady, are you all right?”
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While waking up from her trance, Lily Marlene at first thought she would still find herself lying on the palms of her mother’s left hand. Yes, she was on the palm of a left hand, but what’s different about this hand that it was covered with a black leather glove. And the hand did not belong to Lily’s mother but to a man her age.
When Lily stands and looked up, there he was, looking down at her, a 5’11’’ tall muscular German soldier with blond hair and blue eyes. At first Lily wanted to scream that she’s being handheld by a Nazi, but no words came out of her when she opened her mouth, for she had saw that there was something about this soldier that differentiated him from the Nazis: he wore a teal-colored uniform with black cuffs and white piping, and he wasn’t wearing a swastika. He was also very handsome and he spoke with a deep, manly German accent.
“Little lady, are you all right?” he said again, worriedly.
“You… you saved me”, she responded in surprise.
“Vell, you’ll have to excuse my pet falcon, Gilbert{4}”, he said, a little embarrassed. “He likes to grab anything small dat moves.”
And with that said, the falcon that captured Lily sat on the German soldier’s right shoulder. It lowered its head with its eyes closed while facing directly at Lily as if to say, Please forgive me.
“I understand”, Lily said, smiling in relief. She then turned to the German soldier. “By the way, I’m Lily Marlene! But folks in my town call me ‘Lil’ Marlene’ because I’m so tiny.”
“Lily Marlene”, the German soldier repeated her name, smiling with delight. “Dat is a lovely name! I’m Ludwig. But let me ask you, Lily. Vhy are you vandering in dis big vilderness?”
“I need to get to Wittmund because it’s the safest town”, Lily replied.
“Vhat a coincidence!” Ludwig replied surprisingly. “I’m also on my vay home to Vittmund!”
“You too?” Lily wondered. “Why is that?”
“Vell, you see”, he continued, turning his head away from her with a sad look on his face, “in the past few years I have been a great soldier fighting to defend my own country. But later vhen I secretly vitnessed vhat the Nazis vere doing to the innocent Jewish people, I felt ashamed of my position and decided to go into hiding vhile escaping on my journey to my beloved home.”
“So, will you take me with you to Wittmund?” Lily asked.
“Vhy of course, I’ll take you dere vith me!” Ludwig answered, turning back to her, once again smiling with delight. And he put Lily Marlene into one of his breast pockets and continued his journey – with Gilbert following him behind – through the forest west of the Weser River delta.
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An hour later, while still being carried in Ludwig’s breast pocket, Lily Marlene dreamed of having that handsome German soldier as her husband since he saved her. It doesn’t if I marry a large man like him, she thought. Besides, I learned from my mother that a person is a person, no matter how big or small.
While following Ludwig from behind, Gilbert suddenly sensed that they are being followed also from behind but a few feet away. When the falcon turned its head back to see what they are being followed by, it screeched. Ludwig, catching Gilbert’s scream, turned his head to see what was going on, then followed by a shock on his face. Lily, wondering why Ludwig stopped all of a sudden, peaked her head from his breast pocket and had the same shock on her face as Ludwig’s. Standing a few feet from them were three Allied soldiers, and they had their guns pointed at Ludwig.
Before they were ready to shoot Ludwig, Lily popped her head out from Ludwig’s breast pocket, spread her arms out while yelling: “STOP!”
The Allied soldiers, never in their whole life had seen a tiny human girl before, lowered their guns and stared at her with wonder.
“This man’s not your enemy!” she continued to protest. “He’s just a poor, misunderstood soldier! Even if he’s a German soldier, he has no sympathy with the Nazi party or its ideology! In short, he has done nothing to you and has done nothing to the innocent Jewish people. He had already given up his position and was only going back to his hometown in Wittmund. So I’m begging you; please don’t kill him.”
The Allied soldiers were stubborn at first, but – after meeting eye to eye with a tiny little girl – reluctantly let him go and they walked away in the opposite direction of Ludwig and Lily’s journey to the safest town.
“I can’t believe you saved my life”, he said to her with a smile of relief once the Allied soldiers were finally out of their sight. “Danke!”
“Your welcome!” she replied with also a smile of relief. “You saved me, so it was time that I saved you.”
And they continued their journey through the forest (with Gilbert following them behind).
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When they finally got throughout the forest and reached Wittmund, Lily Marlene, Ludwig (and Gilbert) were greeted with the residents’ (including Lily’s mother who also got to Wittmund safely and was very proud that her tiny daughter got there safe and sound) excitement of joy that their well-known friendly neighbor Ludwig had arrived home without a single scratch on him. They were also very fascinated with the little 1 and a half-inch girl he brought home with him. News that Lily and Ludwig were becoming more than just friends spread throughout town and the whole community decided that it is now the time to have a wedding for them.
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During the wedding, after hearing the proclamation by the pastor and saying their “I do’s”, Ludwig let Lily kiss on his upper lip. But something amazing happened that surprised the whole audience (including Lily’s mother and the pastor) after she kissed him: her whole body glowed and she grew bigger and bigger until she reached to life size at about 5’3’’ tall. The surprise on audiences’ faces then turned to cheering with joy and celebration. Lily and Ludwig stared at each other with love and happiness and they continued to kiss each other, living happily ever after.
The End
Hetalia is one of the worst fandoms I have ever had the misfortune of viewing.
Also, is Enter seriously doing a video just on single jokes that he thinks ruin entire episodes?
Also, is Enter seriously doing a video just on single jokes that he thinks ruin entire episodes?
If he does, then he deserves all the hate he gets for it. Also, did that journal entry really rip off an entry from the DMoS page from TVTropes for the King of the Hill part?
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