Dramacow Eddie Dzial / Edward Bernard Przydzial / Poser Exposer / Lawson J. Denning - Samuel Collingwood Smith's Lover, HIV+ Butt Pirate, Washed Up Plagiarist


taste the waste
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You might recognize the name Eddie Dzial from the Donny Long thread where he joined the Kiwi Farms as @poser exposer to A-log provide valuable information about Donny and insight into the porn industry. After Donny chimped out on the Lolcow board and Twitter, it was revealed that this helpful gentleman with an unhealthy obsession with Donny's "pee pee" was Eddie Dzial (real name Edward Przydzial), a fellow porn retiree currently being targeted by Donny's wrath. When he could not stop sperging out despite multiple warnings from our helpful userbase, we decided his internet footprint might be worth looking into. Luckily, Eddie obligingly doxxed the shit out of himself on his own kiwi profile page and authored his own biography on the lolcow wiki, so we didn't have to look far.


Eddie Przydzial is a KISS enthusiast and would-be rockstar who seems to have spent the majority of his life being a huge fan of Eddie Przydzial. A brief list of his self-proclaimed talents includes: porn actor, photographer, bass player, vocalist, tattoo artist, oil painter, fire breather and trainer, jewelry maker, costume designer, muscle car and harley building/customization, and music journalist.

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Eddie clearly hit his peak in the 80's when he was in an UNDERGROUND DEATH SPEED HARDCORE METAL BAND called Corrupt, some shit band called Sister Morphine and hocking KISS merch at shows. Eddie seems regretful that he never really made it big, and the majority of his chimpouts are related to perceived intrusions upon anything he sees as his True and Honest DO NOT STEAL original work or false claims of ownership that make him seem more famous and important than he really is.

A lot of accusations have been levied at Eddie by Donny, most of which don't really go beyond mouth foaming faggot epithets. However, at least one accusation does seem to contain a nugget of truth.

Eddie the Stalker

Here you can find a blog detailing the harassment of one Reverend. John Tyler over a period of almost 15 years. Mr. Tyler claims he filed a successful harassment suit against Eddie over the behaviors detailed in this blog. There's a lot to be unpacked here; Eddie is clearly no stranger to internet slap fights.


In one notable instance he called up the guy's former employer to let them know that he was printing child porn of a daughter he didn't have.

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Another blog by an unknown author documents the harassment he received from Eddie after he had the audacity to also name his band after a popular Rolling Stones song.

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Whether or not he was sending links to his own porn remains unconfirmed.

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His obsessive behavior appears to predate the digital age as well.

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Seduce may have broken up in 1991, but apparently the mere mention of the band was still triggering chimpouts well into 2011.


Eddie the Political Satirist

From his self-authored lolcow wiki biography entry

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wow very satire
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What Eddie fails to mention is the drama that followed his big viral hit; a DMCA takedown notice was filed with Flickr to remove the Obama/Joker images resulting in some odd claims from Eddie and questions as to whether or not he had created the "viral" image at all.

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Eddie the Thief

Did you catch that bit about Eddie serving time for interstate transportation of goods derived from fraud? Well, bear in mind that Eddie claims to have been a well-known KISS photographer and publisher of a fan magazine. According to this article published by the Detroit Free Press News (and uploaded onto one of Eddie's own stalking blogs), Eddie posed as a magazine publisher to acquire $3.6 million dollars worth of KISS photographs and pass them off as his own.

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Eddie's response to this claim? Gene Simmons paid off the FBI.

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Eddie has twisted the story around and now claims that he sued Gene Simmons over copyrighted pictures. His only evidence is a transcript of a poorly written article published by the "Associate Press Corp.", presumably unaffiliated with the "Associated Press".


Eddie the Kidnapper Cuck

Eddie's KISS shenanigans were not the only bizarre behaviors revealed by the Detroit Free Press. The article reveals that Eddie tried to kidnap his estranged wife Lisa and infant daughter and then bravely slit his wrists in a dramatic showdown with the cops. Rock and roll.

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Fortunately, one of Eddie's numerous socks has a very good explanation for the incident; the arresting officer, Officer Liczbinski, set him up, cucked him, and stole his kid.

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Fortunately Eddie seems to have moved past this tragic ending to his first marriage and found a new Courtney to his Cobain.


Eddie claims that the article was fake or otherwise altered. Luckily, a dedicated Kiwi field agent in Detroit was able to dig up the original article in its entirety at their local library. Although some portions are too faded to be legible, the article does seem to be an accurate transcription of the original.

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Assorted links

Eddie's solo album

Self-Authored Wikipedia Entry: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Edward_przydzial
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/edwardprzydzial
Tumblr: http://editorsdesk.tumblr.com/
Deviantart: http://artisticphotographer.deviantart.com/
Livejournal: http://edwardprzydzial.livejournal.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/editors_desk





(thanks to @Absinthe, @KingQueen , and @Cthulhu for digging up the source material.)
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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.

Original Prick
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He has serious cow potential. Any ideas on when we should get a thread going, or shall we wait him out a bit?

I Just Want to See Attachments

I've seen alot.
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what the fuck is a peepo
True & Honest Fan
Here's yet another person complaining about how Eddie has harassed them: http://www.metal-archives.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=86266
Apparently Eddie filed a DMCA claim to get his Joker/Obama picture removed from Flickr along with sending harassing emails to the guy who posted it: https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20090828/0417536036.shtml
Eddie's anti-Obama blog (love the Hitler accusation, very classy): http://obamatrons.blogspot.com/?zx=a108ab42a8a1505a
This blog is written by Eddie, but in this monster of an info dump, he includes some of other peoples accounts of him, like how he harassed a magazine, stalked KISS and apparently was charged with kidnapping his ex-wife and daughter. It's huge though, and I only skimmed it, so someone else will have to take a better look at it: http://ricbohy.blogspot.com/2008/12/some-facts-about-our-liar.html

Here's his Tumblr as well (NSFW): http://editorsdesk.tumblr.com/
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taste the waste
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This blog is written by Eddie, but in this monster of an info dump, he includes some of other peoples accounts of him, like how he harassed a magazine, stalked KISS and apparently was charged with kidnapping his ex-wife and daughter. It's huge though, and I only skimmed it, so someone else will have to take a better look at it: http://ricbohy.blogspot.com/2008/12/some-facts-about-our-liar.html
Jesus fuck this rabbit hole. I wonder if we can dig up any arrest records; I'll see if I can do some snooping around on Monday if nobody else gets to it.


what the fuck is a peepo
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Please do. Or if anyone else could give me some tips, that would be great. I'm rather inexperienced when it comes to digging up criminal records.


True & Honest Fan
This is a morbid look into what everyone in the Tumblr sub is going to be in 30 years.

I started looking into him when I was talking with him in PM, however, it was difficult to decipher what was going on because there were so many different blogspot accounts and forum posts and reviews, so kudos to the guys who were able to wrap their heads around all that.

I could post the PM’s I’ve had with him, but like I’ve said, it’s really nothing interesting - it’s just me telling him to cut the shit and trying to explain how not to be around here with him saying “yeah, I know,” and then he sent me Photoshopped gay Donny porn ...

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