Lolcow Eddie Kritzer -

[FatNero]

I'm actually not sure if this guy is a lolcow, he's certainly one in the making though.

Eddie Kritzer's whole deal is that he posts on Craigslist asking to represent a script or book that you've written but he just needs 700 dollars to make you a millionaire. It's an obvious scam but people fall for it all the time because of dumb and hope and mostly dumb. But some girl who was fed up with dealing with his scammy shit started posting his emails and he freaked out. Apparently if you don't give him money he berates you until you do or, if you keep talking about how he's a scam he spazzes.

For example he creates puppet accounts (complete with their own fake websites) to post things like this on blogs of his detractors:

you deleted Andy Kings criticism of Ashley; Ashley, your a hooker on
Sunset Blvd, some guy told me you gave him head, and he threw up on you, and you ate it.
Ashley you are one ugly old lady

And fails completely to understand what an IP address is.

Also sends creepy sex fantasy things:

Dearest Ashley,
Since we made love last, I cant stop thinking of you; I hope you told me the truth, and you’re on the pill.
I love children, and hope they grow up to be a successful editor, and bloger just like their mom.
All my love,
Eddie

Seems milkable to me by anyone who's got the drive and the ability far beyond myself.

Oh last addition, here he is with a nice thick pedostash creeping the hell out of Bill Cosby.

http://freethoughtblogs.com/ashleymille ... l-not-die/

 

[Shadow Fox]

you deleted Andy Kings criticism of Ashley; Ashley, your a hooker on
Sunset Blvd, some guy told me you gave him head, and he threw up on you, and you ate it.
Ashley you are one ugly old lady

I like how he's channeling his inner six-year-old here. "An - an' then he said you ATE BARF! Grody weirdo!"

 

[EI 903]

Hopefully he gets trolled into oblivion. Scammers like that deserve it.

 

[Pikonic]

you deleted Andy Kings criticism of Ashley; Ashley, your a hooker on
Sunset Blvd, some guy told me you gave him head, and he threw up on you, and you ate it.
Ashley you are one ugly old lady

You're a hooker.

 

[Hakurei]

Wow, this guy.

 

[FatNero]

Hopefully he gets trolled into oblivion. Scammers like that deserve it.

No troll planning here, but certainly with you on hoping it happens. Man's a scumbag. I found a whole bunch of worse stuff where he writes long long letters about having slept with women who call him a scammer.

 

[exball]

Thought this said Eddie Izzard at first.