Edenism -

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

I was turned onto this by MyNationalistPony, who is big believer in Edenism.

Edenism is a very obscure, tightly knit subculture/potential cult that overlaps a lot with white nationalist/mens rights circles. I say overlap because just calling it "racist" or saying its manosphere doesnt do the sheer insanity justice.

Edenism is sort of PUA system, but instead of being based around wearing silly hats or negging, it uses phrenology. Not classical phrenology, but a new one where you use the shape of someones skull to determine which race of ancient alien they are descended from.

http://www.koanicsoul.com/blog/reading-faces-the-eyes-are-the-windows-to-the-soul/

tl;dr is this:

If you have deep eye sockets, you are a (neander)Thal. This trait is correlated with being a genius, being autistic, being incredibly strong, being sensitive and introverted, being white and being better than everyone else. Most edenists identify as Thals.

If you have shallow sockets you are a MELON. This trait is correlated with being jewish, being evil, being Hitler, being extroverted, having social skills, and being jewish. Melons are literally the cause of all the evil in the world.

If you have narrow eye sockets you are a CRO MAGNON. This trait is correlated with being stupid, being poor, being black, committing crimes and having an active sex life. Cromags are literally incapable of logical or original thinking.

If you dont fall into any of these categories and your skull is kind of wide you are a STARCHILD. I forgot everything about them except that they instinctively hate Melons, they are directly descended from grey aliens and Newt Gingrich is one.

Now for some history. At some point in the distant past the Melons, who either are the Annunaki or were working for the Annunaki waged a war with the Thals. This war went Nuclear. Even though they were technologically outmatched the natural genetic superiority of the Thals allowed them to win. So, the Melons genetically engineered the Cro Magnons out of monkey dna, armed them with primitive technology like spears, and sent them after the Thals. This worked at first, wiping out the thals, whos genes only survived via the mass gangrapes that occured during this genocide from which pure aryans are descended. Then, the Cromags began to breed out of control, overthrowing their Melon masters, with the same gang-rapey results, producing jews. This knowledge is the secret to really upping your pick up game.

Now, keep in mind, I am greatly simplifying things. We havent even gotten into hybrids, or spirits. To learn more check out:

http://www.altrugenics.com/forum1/viewforum.php?f=6&sid=e51ea16965c173dcbda5dbdec5c7647b

https://www.reddit.com/r/Edenis

http://vault-co.blogspot.com/ (Blog of the guy who founded the movement)

 

[Mogambo]

That is the most autistic thing I've ever read. Actually it seems to have (at least partially) been swiped from the multiregional evolution hypothesis for the origin of humans mixed with some 19th century racial classifications. Its also kind of funny since both Neanderthals and Cro-Magnons (which isn't even a valid taxonomic classification; Cro-Magnons were just early modern European Homo sapiens) were both European. Well mostly. I almost hate to break it to them that some major Neanderthal sites like Skhul and Kebara were in Israel. Or that Neanderthals ranged at least as far east as Iran and Uzbekistan...

Most edenists identify as Thals.

Of course they do. Isn't it an INCREDIBLE coincidence that the types of people these movements attract always wind up identifying themselves with the highest race/culture/civilization? It's like an even more autistic version of Chris' CWCville.

If you have narrow eye sockets you are a CRO MAGNON. This trait is correlated with being stupid, being poor, being black, committing crimes and having an active sex life.

Wouldn't... having an active sex life be a good thing? Or do these MRAs/Red Pills no longer care about getting laid at this point?

Cromags are literally incapable of logical or original thinking.

The irony here is palpable.

they are directly descended from grey aliens and Newt Gingrich is one.

Honestly that's one of the most random people for him to have included in that massive rant.

 

[Positron]

Why is it call "Edenism" anyway? It's not as if they believe in God.

If you have deep eye sockets, you are a (neander)Thal. This trait is correlated with being a genius, being autistic, being incredibly strong, being sensitive and introverted, being white and being better than everyone else. Most edenists identify as Thals.

We had a Neanderthal fetishist here in the farm for some time (@Amud). Unfortunately he thinks we are beneath him.

Wouldn't... having an active sex life be a good thing? Or do these MRAs/Red Pills no longer care about getting laid at this point?

It's Marijan Sicknik's brand of thinking: it is good if I have lot of sex to spread my upstanding, intelligent genes; it is bad for subhuman negros, Guatemalans -- and, worst of all, sluts -- to have lots of sex, because they'll shit out tons of feral welfare-leech offspring.

 

[Andy27]

This worked at first, wiping out the thals, whos genes only survived via the mass gangrapes that occured during this genocide from which pure aryans are descended.

So the "pure Aryans" are descended from gangrapes of "aryan" women by "subhuman" black and Jewish people? I'm calling it now, these guys are closeted cuckolds living out their fantasies with this shit

 

[CatParty]

this is just lookism and belongs in the loveshy forums

 

[Megapiss]

Here are pics of the Koanic Soul guy, in case you want to know what a superior genetic specimen looks like according to Edenism.

from http://www.koanicsoul.com/blog/the-neander-hall-members-only/

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

That is the most autistic thing I've ever read. Actually it seems to have (at least partially) been swiped from the multiregional evolution hypothesis for the origin of humans mixed with some 19th century racial classifications. Its also kind of funny since both Neanderthals and Cro-Magnons (which isn't even a valid taxonomic classification; Cro-Magnons were just early modern European Homo sapiens) were both European. Well mostly. I almost hate to break it to them that some major Neanderthal sites like Skhul and Kebara were in Israel. Or that Neanderthals ranged at least as far east as Iran and Uzbekistan...

There was study released that Arabs, the same ones who are literally genociding Europe, have the highest amount of Neanerthal DNA. Lotsa butthurt over that.

Why is it call "Edenism" anyway? It's not as if they believe in God.

But they do. Koanic is a fundamentalist Christian and has made several rambling incoherent blogposts trying to reconcile this with his sociopathic PUA worldview. Hes also made a few posts explaining how the Melon Thal nuclear war fits into Genesis. Vault-Tec identifies as a christian I think. MyNationalistPony also did for the longest time, while being both openly gay and completely anti-homosexual. I think recently he converted to Old World Paganism.

this is just lookism and belongs in the loveshy forums

Im leaving a LOT out.

http://www.koanicsoul.com/blog/2012...ers-molest-melonhead-children-rule-the-world/

That is the most autistic thing I've ever read. Actually it seems to have (at least partially) been swiped from the multiregional evolution hypothesis for the origin of humans mixed with some 19th century racial classifications.

Out of Africa is a Melon plot to suppress the truth. Whenever someone writes a study or article in favor of African Genesis it is evidence of the conspiracy. Except when a multiregional study gets published, then its the PURE ARYAN TRUTH breaking through the JEWISH ANUNAKI LIES.

 

[Cable 7]

Im leaving a LOT out.
http://www.koanicsoul.com/blog/2012...ers-molest-melonhead-children-rule-the-world/

Okay, so I've read that "joyride" of a story and the most important thing i notice is that the Melon-head child's name is Bane.
Good grief

 

[Oglooger]

Now for some history. At some point in the distant past the Melons, who either are the Annunaki or were working for the Annunaki waged a war with the Thals. This war went Nuclear. Even though they were technologically outmatched the natural genetic superiority of the Thals allowed them to win. So, the Melons genetically engineered the Cro Magnons out of monkey dna, armed them with primitive technology like spears, and sent them after the Thals. This worked at first, wiping out the thals, whos genes only survived via the mass gangrapes that occured during this genocide from which pure aryans are descended. Then, the Cromags began to breed out of control, overthrowing their Melon masters, with the same gang-rapey results, producing jews. This knowledge is the secret to really upping your pick up game.

Where are the sources for these Stone-punk caveman wars?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

which race of ancient alien they are descended from

I pretty much stopped reading there.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

Okay, so I've read that "joyride" of a story and the most important thing i notice is that the Melon-head child's name is Bane.
Good grief

Youre a big skull...

Where are the sources for these Stone-punk caveman wars?

"Sources"? That sounds like the kind of thing a JEW-MELON would say.
http://vault-co.blogspot.com/2014/02/melonheads-confirmed-as-third-hominid.html
http://vault-co.blogspot.com/2008/01/how-many-previous-nuclear-wars.html

Also some Koanic posts I cant find right now. But as you can probably guess, these people arent very uh, rigorous about things like evidence.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Is @Amud in this community

 

[Sperglord Dante]

So this shit is basically scientology+autism+white supremacism+even more autism+red pill?

How does so much insanity fit into a single thal head?

 

[Slowboat to China]

You know, this reads a lot like an RPG setup. Thals get a +2 bonus to Intellect but are hampered in Charisma, while Melons have major Charisma bonuses but tend to start with low stamina. Cro-Magnons are the all-tank race for that one friend who always plays barbarians, and nobody invites the Starchild guy any more because he smells weird and is a total rules lawyer.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Yeah, not a word of this makes sense. Most psuedoscientists build their nonsense on one or two correct concepts stolen from the work of a real scientist. These morons managed to not get a single concept right.
It's like they just picked random words from a dictionary of anthropology, made up a story for them, and said, "that's how it is." It's about as scientific as Lord of the Rings.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's about as scientific as Lord of the Rings.

Nah, Lord Of The Rings is more believable than Edenism.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

3 types of Thal females

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Is @Amud in this community

Yes! In his thread, @Amud confirmed that he once maintained a blog called Edenism Study, now defunct [wayback machine]. He was also active on Koanic Soul's Neanderhall forum as user polymath, and continues to participate in Koanic's new forum under the same name. In fact, if you contact Koanic and ask for facial typing, it is probably @Amud who will end up doing it for you, because Koanic is a busy guy.

 

[Megapiss]

3 types of Thal females

>Lauren Faust
Who wants to bet he's a brony?

They have a soft, fleshy look around their eyes that obscures the orbit, usually with negative canthal tilt. They are also, by my experience, always fair skinned. This type is more likely to be described as ladylike, as opposed to the girliness of #2. They're incredibly gentle in everything they do: Speaking voice, facial expressions, physical gestures, opinions, etc.

I can only imagine he was jacking off while writing this.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Nah, Lord Of The Rings is more believable than Edenism.

Tangent, but I've spoken to a few people who think LOTR actually happened, in some long forgotten human past.