Edgiest Shit Ever - beat this
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Original edgelords.
I'll just leave this here then.
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Amidoinitrite?
Haven't listened to Frankie Teardrop for a long time.
Let's hear it for Frankie!
Let's hear it for Frankie!
Okay now let's look at why this song is edgy and dumb. If you ever listened to it and loved it, which I know I have, you might not have ever looked at it critically.
Let's start out.
Frankie works in a factory. Sure, if you're some kind of fucking communist, this is awful. Even though in communism, nearly everyone would be working in a factory, making shit. Which is what factories do.
Anyway, I've worked in a factory. It wasn't that bad, although I can think of a lot of more fun things to do.
Then he can't pay rent? Or buy enough food to feed his family? Unless he has a serious drug habit, this is bullshit, too.
He probably does, though, at least if he's a surrogate for Alan Vega or Martin Rev.
Hence, this song is edgy. It is full of shit. It vastly exaggerates the horror of normal life, even though normal life actually is pretty horrible.
Anyway, I dare anyone to come up with an edgier song, so far you haven't.
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I mean, if my song about a midwest town that rapes it's own children isn't edgy...
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He might be so non-edgy that he becomes edgelord again.
As bad as that song is, it was the influence for probably my favorite Springsteen song
MOMS GONNA FREAK
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I had this phase where I would constantly try to find the edgiest, hardest hitting, and most brutal music I could find. Here's basically my compendium of edgy music.
Allegedly the screams of mental patients. I feel like it's faked, but, still, pretty edgy.
Allegedly music, also allegedly produced by instruments made from human bones.
Allegedly, the vocalist for this track is claustrophobic and was locked in a coffin for the recording of this.
Honorable mentions -
Buyers Market, for actually just being the most uncomfortable hour of 'music' I've ever experienced to the point where I can't call it edgy.
This, for honestly being just funny.
And, of course, Japanoise artists The Gerogerigegegege and Hanatarash, for being completely fucking nuts to the core, with stunts including public vacuum cleaner masturbation, crossdressing, selling albums that were just octopus tentacles put into a box, having a track that's just 10 minutes of someone taking a shit, having a track that's just the Japanese national anthem dubbed over two people having (what sounds like) unfulfilling sex, being restrained after trying to throw a molotov cocktail onto the stage, throwing a dead cat into the audience, doing some sort of stunt with circular saws that almost ended with (I believe) the frontman for the Boredoms almost losing his fucking legs, and of course, driving a construction vehicle through a venue.
Allegedly the screams of mental patients. I feel like it's faked, but, still, pretty edgy.
Allegedly music, also allegedly produced by instruments made from human bones.
Allegedly, the vocalist for this track is claustrophobic and was locked in a coffin for the recording of this.
Honorable mentions -
Buyers Market, for actually just being the most uncomfortable hour of 'music' I've ever experienced to the point where I can't call it edgy.
This, for honestly being just funny.
And, of course, Japanoise artists The Gerogerigegegege and Hanatarash, for being completely fucking nuts to the core, with stunts including public vacuum cleaner masturbation, crossdressing, selling albums that were just octopus tentacles put into a box, having a track that's just 10 minutes of someone taking a shit, having a track that's just the Japanese national anthem dubbed over two people having (what sounds like) unfulfilling sex, being restrained after trying to throw a molotov cocktail onto the stage, throwing a dead cat into the audience, doing some sort of stunt with circular saws that almost ended with (I believe) the frontman for the Boredoms almost losing his fucking legs, and of course, driving a construction vehicle through a venue.
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